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Hotel
« on: 28 October 2010, 08:33:00 »
A man staying at a hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a nearby phonebox.
Back at the hotel he rings the Number and a lady with a silky soft voice asks if she can be of assistance.
The guy says he wants a BJ + regular + doggie + some bondage and finishing with a pearl necklace, then asks her "what do you think?"
The lady says 'That sounds really good but if you press 9 first you'll get an outside line'
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Re: Hotel
« Reply #1 on: 28 October 2010, 08:38:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hotel
« Reply #2 on: 28 October 2010, 09:27:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Hotel
« Reply #3 on: 28 October 2010, 10:33:58 »
Good 'un  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hotel
« Reply #4 on: 28 October 2010, 11:07:11 »
very good  ;D ;D
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Re: Hotel
« Reply #5 on: 28 October 2010, 11:17:26 »
nice one ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Hotel
« Reply #6 on: 28 October 2010, 12:02:42 »
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Hotel
« Reply #7 on: 28 October 2010, 20:40:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Hotel
« Reply #8 on: 29 October 2010, 00:08:41 »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D joy!!
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Re: Hotel
« Reply #9 on: 29 October 2010, 02:18:36 »
 :) :) ;D ;D ;D :y
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