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[STEMO]

Looked into my usual (Turkish) barbers at 10 o'clock and it was very busy. They obviously don't pay much attention to the 10 o'clock opening time. Walked about 50 yards up the road to a new one that opened last week (Kurdish Iranian) and he was empty, so went in.
I asked him how things were going and he told me tales of barber wars. Even before he opened he had received death threats and, now open, he receives regular visits with offers he can't refuse.
Cosmopolitan Barnsley eh? 

[Terbs]

There will be a contract out on you, Steve.....fraternising with the enemy

[STEMO]

There will be a contract out on you, Steve.....fraternising with the enemy

I stopped asking questions when he got the cut throat razor out to trim the back of my neck. 

[dave the builder]

Never eat in an empty cafe
did he get your center parting right 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Never eat in an empty cafe
did he get your center parting right 

At STMO's age his centre parting will be 8 inches wide.

[STEMO]

Never eat in an empty cafe
did he get your center parting right 

At STMO's age his centre parting will be 8 inches wide.

Nah, full head of hair. The barber actually complimented me on my handsomeness, an everyday occurrence for me. 

[dave the builder]

Do You live next door to the guide dog training school 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Never eat in an empty cafe
did he get your center parting right 

At STMO's age his centre parting will be 8 inches wide.

Nah, full head of hair. The barber actually complimented me on my handsomeness, an everyday occurrence for me. 

Don't think I'd trust a blind barber especially if he uses an old 'cut-throat razor'

[Mister Rog]

If indeed he is Kurdish . . . . Well I used to live near an area of London with a high Turkish popluation. They really and I mean REALLY do not like Kurds

[dave the builder]

I'm not saying the Barber was blind , he was being paid, by his one and only customer,
But, if Mr Stemo did live next door to a guide dog training school, that would explain why he keeps hearing voices "Who's a handsome boy then, fetch the ball"

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm not saying the Barber was blind , he was being paid, by his one and only customer,
But, if Mr Stemo did live next door to a guide dog training school, that would explain why he keeps hearing voices "Who's a handsome boy then, fetch the ball"

She is called Mrs STMO but is about 30 years younger than the old boy. More his 'carer' really.

I believe she helps with his medication.

[BazaJT]

I always use one of two English barbers.I've nothing against other nationalities but when I've used them in the past and I walk in and say I want my hair shortened and thinned it confuses the hell out of me when they ask if I mean a number 2 or a number 3 or some other number as I haven't a clue what they're talking about

[Sir Tigger KC]

Never eat in an empty cafe
did he get your center parting right 

At STMO's age his centre parting will be 8 inches wide.

Nah, full head of hair. The barber actually complimented me on my handsomeness, an everyday occurrence for me. 

He obviously liked you! 

Did he offer you any other services?    A back, sack and crack perhaps? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Never eat in an empty cafe
did he get your center parting right 

At STMO's age his centre parting will be 8 inches wide.

Nah, full head of hair. The barber actually complimented me on my handsomeness, an everyday occurrence for me. 

He obviously liked you! 

Did he offer you any other services?    A back, sack and crack perhaps?

And if so, did you accept his kind offer?

[2boxerdogs]

Do mine myself every 10 days either a zero or a number one however the mood takes me ! Be quite happy if the little bit I've got left disappeared completely.