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[Terbs]

Not so daft as it sounds...
I have just seen on Southern News, a hospital in Portsmouth is asking people to knit tits complete with a nipple, for their midwives. The midwife then shows new mums how to hold it and how to squeeze it, to get their milk flowing.
Innovative idea

[STEMO]

What's wrong with a balloon with a jelly tot stuck to it? 

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

I'm not a woman (or if I am, I'm a terribly ugly one). Surely if you are prepared to shoot a tiny ball of noise, mess and smells out of your ladybits... you cant be squeamish about a nurse guiding your hand over your own boob.

I may be slightly abridging the childbirth process, and I admittedly have no sense of shame. But "pop this vest on, your hand here, and squeeze here" isn't too embarrassing? (if done by a medical professional, not STMO in a gown)

[STEMO]

I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too. 

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too. 

"its important not to squeeze too ha-*BANGpsssssht*"

[STEMO]

I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too. 

"its important not to squeeze too ha-*BANGpsssssht*"

Oh....it's gone down on me.

Has it? That's amazing. I want one. 

[Terbs]

I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too. 

"its important not to squeeze too ha-*BANGpsssssht*"

Oh....it's gone down on me.

Has it? That's amazing. I want one. 

Brilliant... 

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too. 

"its important not to squeeze too ha-*BANGpsssssht*"

Oh....it's gone down on me.

Has it? That's amazing. I want one. 

Brilliant... 

Id say "the old ones are the best", but you don't want his head to get any bigger...