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[Sir Tigger KC]

I was just listening to Jeremy Vine on R2 talking about the lack of squashed bugs on cars these days and it made me realise that I havn't washed either of my cars for weeks, both have done significant motorway miles, yet they are both pretty much clean of squashed insects. 

What's going on?    Climate Change? Pollution? Farming practices? or is it evolution and the bugs hang around a little higher these days to avoid getting squashed? 

Any ideas chaps? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I was just listening to Jeremy Vine on R2 talking about the lack of squashed bugs on cars these days and it made me realise that I havn't washed either of my cars for weeks, both have done significant motorway miles, yet they are both pretty much clean of squashed insects. 

What's going on?    Climate Change? Pollution? Farming practices? or is it evolution and the bugs hang around a little higher these days to avoid getting squashed? 

Any ideas chaps? 

My car is wearing a f*cking beard of bugs. Can't seem to be rid of the little bastards.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Jeremy Vine is so dull his car probably never sees the dark side of forty.

[Doctor Gollum]

Jeremy Vine is so dull his pushbike probably never sees the dark side of forty kmh

Plenty of the little Fockers round here...

[Kevin Wood]

Judging by the leading edges of my glider wings after every flight they have taken to flying at about 3000 feet.

[TheBoy]

All the bugs are on the front of my car.

[Mr Gav]

Loads of the little tinkers on my Z, I`ve used half a bottle of insect remover this year already and it`s been a crap summer.

[Bigron]

Old motorcycling joke:-

Q. Why are the windscreens on Harley Davidsons always so clean?
A. Because with a Harley, the bugs have plenty of time to get out of the way! 

Ron.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Old motorcycling joke:-

Q. Why are the windscreens on a Hardly Movinson always so clean?
A. Because with a Harley, the bugs have plenty of time to get out of the way! 

Ron.

Fixed. 

[Bigron]

Yep, you clearly understood!

Ron.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well.....in order to own a Harley V-Twin you need to be....

1. A fat bastard.
2. American.
3. Happy to ride everywhere at 40 MPH
4. More than sixty years old
5. Have a grey beard and a bandana to cover what little hair is left.

[Bigron]

AND to be happy riding a tractor!

Ron.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

AND to be happy riding a tractor!

Ron.

Massey Ferguson and Harley Davidson?

Hard to tell one from the other.

[Nick W]

Massey Fergusons don't break down as often.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Well.....in order to own a Harley V-Twin you need to be....

1. A fat bastard.
2. American.
3. Happy to ride everywhere at 40 MPH
4. More than sixty years old
5. Have a grey beard and a bandana to cover what little hair is left.

1. - I'm working on it .
2. - Nope, although I quite admire them.
3. - Doesn't seem as unnatural as it once did.
4. - Only a couple of years to go.
5. - A few of days without a razor would produce the grey beard, it would need to be a big bandana to cover where the hair used to be.