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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Boris and his bus didn't mention it. Quite the opposite in fact.

Cameron and his gang didn't mention it.

Even the EU didn't mention it.

.......where the f*ck has it come from?

One hundred thousand million pounds is a huge amount of money.

[STEMO]

Boris and his bus didn't mention it. Quite the opposite in fact.

Cameron and his gang didn't mention it.

Even the EU didn't mention it.

.......where the f*ck has it come from?

One hundred thousand million pounds is a huge amount of money.

We can say we're a bit skint and pay a pound a week.....apparently. 

[biggriffin]

Saw the thread, and thought what's the Lord done now, that's a few laptops.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Boris and his bus didn't mention it. Quite the opposite in fact.

Cameron and his gang didn't mention it.

Even the EU d

idn't mention it.

.......where the f*ck has it come from?

One hundred thousand million pounds is a huge amount of money.

We can say we're a bit skint and pay a pound a week.....apparently. 

Worth a try but I reckon the EU will insist on £5 a week. A pound a week will take 2 billion years to repay.

[Sir Tigger KC]

It looks like the country will get a CCJ, but as we're removing ourselves from the jurisdiction of the ECJ who will hand down the judgement and send the bailiffs in?     

[STEMO]

Boris and his bus didn't mention it. Quite the opposite in fact.

Cameron and his gang didn't mention it.

Even the EU d

idn't mention it.

.......where the f*ck has it come from?

One hundred thousand million pounds is a huge amount of money.

We can say we're a bit skint and pay a pound a week.....apparently. 

Worth a try but I reckon the EU will insist on £5 a week. A pound a week will take 2 billion years to repay.

Perhaps we could manage the £5 a week if Slim Phil put one percent on income tax?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It looks like the country will get a CCJ, but as we're removing ourselves from the jurisdiction of the ECJ who will hand down the judgement and send the bailiffs in?     

I suppose we could pay the EU by using the £350 million each week that has been doing directly to the NHS for the last 15 months.

[ronnyd]

Can,t we just let the clock run down and leave for nothing? Bit like overpaid footballers contracts.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Can,t we just let the clock run down and leave for nothing? Bit like overpaid footballers contracts.

I suppose we could tell the EU 'to go f*ck themselves' and see what happens.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The BBC took their usual pessimistic stance in the 7.00 news on R2 saying that Sterling had declined against the US dollar and the Euro today on the news that the EU/UK talks weren't going well. 

What they didn't inform the nation was that in afternoon trading Sterling regained almost all the mornings losses against the USD and that  the value of Sterling against the Euro has been volatile ie it's been up and down like a whores drawers all day!     

[STEMO]

It looks like the country will get a CCJ, but as we're removing ourselves from the jurisdiction of the ECJ who will hand down the judgement and send the bailiffs in?     

True...but then our credit rating will suffer and we'll only be able to borrow at one zillion percent.
I wouldn't worry. Just watch Emmerdale and forget about it. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The BBC took their usual pessimistic stance in the 7.00 news on R2 saying that Sterling had declined against the US dollar and the Euro today on the news that the EU/UK talks weren't going well. 

What they didn't inform the nation was that in afternoon trading Sterling regained almost all the mornings losses against the USD and that  the value of Sterling against the Euro has been volatile ie it's been up and down like a whores drawers all day!     

They usually take them off once and then keep them in their handbag.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It looks like the country will get a CCJ, but as we're removing ourselves from the jurisdiction of the ECJ who will hand down the judgement and send the bailiffs in?     

True...but then our credit rating will suffer and we'll only be able to borrow at one zillion percent.
I wouldn't worry. Just watch Emmerdale and forget about it. 

Piss poor even by soap standards. Loved by nosey old women.

[STEMO]

It looks like the country will get a CCJ, but as we're removing ourselves from the jurisdiction of the ECJ who will hand down the judgement and send the bailiffs in?     

True...but then our credit rating will suffer and we'll only be able to borrow at one zillion percent.
I wouldn't worry. Just watch Emmerdale and forget about it. 

Piss poor even by soap standards. Loved by nosey old women.

How do you know? That it's piss poor, I mean? Or loved by nosey old women? Done yer research 'ave yer?

[ronnyd]

Davis is a lot more upbeat than Barnier that,s for sure.