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Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« on: 18 September 2017, 19:11:20 »

Three times over the limit.

My guess is he was hoping for a 'legover' with the woman he was driving home. :)
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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #1 on: 18 September 2017, 19:15:25 »

Richard Cranium!  ::)
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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #2 on: 18 September 2017, 19:19:39 »

Who is Wayne?  ???

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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #3 on: 18 September 2017, 19:33:57 »

Apparently he's gonna get community service in an old peoples home and if he gets 6 points he'll be above Everton
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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #4 on: 18 September 2017, 19:43:02 »

Everton? Isn't that a town somewhere up north? That doesn't explain who Wayne is - is he the local mayor?

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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #5 on: 18 September 2017, 20:43:38 »

Got what he deserved for being a silly boy.
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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #6 on: 18 September 2017, 20:47:16 »

I wonder what his 'community service' will entail? Certainly not painting the railings in the local park, I suspect.
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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #7 on: 18 September 2017, 22:34:44 »

£170 fine. Not sure how he'll find the money. :)
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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #8 on: 18 September 2017, 22:35:58 »

Richard Cranium!  ::)

A friend of Richard Puller no doubt. :)
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« Reply #9 on: 18 September 2017, 22:37:10 »

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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #10 on: 18 September 2017, 22:38:12 »

Apparently Rooney is a pseudonym... his real surname is Kerr ::)
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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #11 on: 18 September 2017, 22:38:44 »

I wonder what his 'community service' will entail? Certainly not painting the railings in the local park, I suspect.

Drop him off in Barbuda and let him back home once he's finished tidying up after the hurricane seems reasonable to me. :) :) :)
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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #12 on: 18 September 2017, 22:43:29 »

Apparently Rooney is a pseudonym... his real surname is Kerr ::)

Back in  my early engineering days, there was a manufacturer of very fine test instruments by the name of Wayne Kerr. I didn't make tyhe connection back then, until on day my students saw a Component measuring device in the classroom and fell about laughing!
I can only say in my defence that to the pure, all things are pure! ::)

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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #13 on: 18 September 2017, 23:34:58 »

Used to work with a guy called King, first name Wayne. ;D What were his parents thinking? :o
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Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #14 on: 19 September 2017, 11:40:43 »

Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.
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