Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Please play nicely.  No one wants to listen/read a keyboard warriors rants....

Pages: 1 2 [All]   Go Down

Author Topic: Wayne has been a naughty boy.  (Read 2417 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 31616
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« on: 18 September 2017, 19:11:20 »

Three times over the limit.

My guess is he was hoping for a 'legover' with the woman he was driving home. :)
« Last Edit: 18 September 2017, 19:15:06 by Field Marshal Dr. Opti »
Logged

Sir Tigger KC

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • West Dorset
  • Posts: 23478
    • 2 Fords
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #1 on: 18 September 2017, 19:15:25 »

Richard Cranium!  ::)
Logged
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

Bigron

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Witham, Essex
  • Posts: 4808
    • Omega 2.6 V6 Auto '51 Reg
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #2 on: 18 September 2017, 19:19:39 »

Who is Wayne?  ???

Ron.
Logged

plym ian

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Plymouth, Devon
  • Posts: 2997
    • 2.0 insignia elite tourer
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #3 on: 18 September 2017, 19:33:57 »

Apparently he's gonna get community service in an old peoples home and if he gets 6 points he'll be above Everton
Logged

Bigron

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Witham, Essex
  • Posts: 4808
    • Omega 2.6 V6 Auto '51 Reg
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #4 on: 18 September 2017, 19:43:02 »

Everton? Isn't that a town somewhere up north? That doesn't explain who Wayne is - is he the local mayor?

Ron.
Logged

Rods2

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Sandhurst Berkshire
  • Posts: 7604
    • 1999 3.0 Elite Estate
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #5 on: 18 September 2017, 20:43:38 »

Got what he deserved for being a silly boy.
Logged
US Fracking and Saudi Arabia defending its market share = The good news of an oil glut, lower and lower prices for us and squeaky bum time for Putin!

STEMO

  • Guest
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #6 on: 18 September 2017, 20:47:16 »

I wonder what his 'community service' will entail? Certainly not painting the railings in the local park, I suspect.
Logged

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 31616
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #7 on: 18 September 2017, 22:34:44 »

£170 fine. Not sure how he'll find the money. :)
Logged

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 31616
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #8 on: 18 September 2017, 22:35:58 »

Richard Cranium!  ::)

A friend of Richard Puller no doubt. :)
Logged

Sir Tigger KC

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • West Dorset
  • Posts: 23478
    • 2 Fords
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #9 on: 18 September 2017, 22:37:10 »

Logged
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

Doctor Gollum

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • In a colds and darks puddleses
  • Posts: 28190
  • If you can't eat them, join them...
    • Feetses.
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #10 on: 18 September 2017, 22:38:12 »

Apparently Rooney is a pseudonym... his real surname is Kerr ::)
Logged
Onanists always think outside the box.

Rods2

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Sandhurst Berkshire
  • Posts: 7604
    • 1999 3.0 Elite Estate
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #11 on: 18 September 2017, 22:38:44 »

I wonder what his 'community service' will entail? Certainly not painting the railings in the local park, I suspect.

Drop him off in Barbuda and let him back home once he's finished tidying up after the hurricane seems reasonable to me. :) :) :)
Logged
US Fracking and Saudi Arabia defending its market share = The good news of an oil glut, lower and lower prices for us and squeaky bum time for Putin!

Bigron

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Witham, Essex
  • Posts: 4808
    • Omega 2.6 V6 Auto '51 Reg
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #12 on: 18 September 2017, 22:43:29 »

Apparently Rooney is a pseudonym... his real surname is Kerr ::)

Back in  my early engineering days, there was a manufacturer of very fine test instruments by the name of Wayne Kerr. I didn't make tyhe connection back then, until on day my students saw a Component measuring device in the classroom and fell about laughing!
I can only say in my defence that to the pure, all things are pure! ::)

Ron.
Logged

ronnyd

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bury St Edmunds Suffolk
  • Posts: 8624
    • Vectra 1.8 SRI Silver
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #13 on: 18 September 2017, 23:34:58 »

Used to work with a guy called King, first name Wayne. ;D What were his parents thinking? :o
Logged

2boxerdogs

  • Guest
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #14 on: 19 September 2017, 11:40:43 »

Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.
Logged

raywilb

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • york
  • Posts: 1868
    • DS DS4
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #15 on: 19 September 2017, 16:00:48 »

Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.
  a guy in leeds a joiner by trade has the name mick hock . I wouldn't have advertised it on my van.
Logged

New POD

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Miseryside
  • Posts: 735
    • NEED MV6
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #16 on: 19 September 2017, 22:42:28 »

Everton? Isn't that a town somewhere up north? That doesn't explain who Wayne is - is he the local mayor?

Ron.


No it's a Football team which has it's ground North of Liverpool and North of Everton.  It's stereotypically catholic, and was owned for years by John Moores - he of the Littlewoods pools and catalogues. 

Wayne is a local idiot from Croxteth, (which is famous for being where 11 year old Rhys Jones was shot dead by 16 year old Sean Mercer)

  Wayne's upbringing may not have been particularly normal, and my understanding is that a social worker who helped the family, may have described him off the record as "A oppsing Little Shit" ****Note when I say may, I can not confirm my 4th hand sources and nobody might have said it, and it might be my imagination.

I did once see him getting into a black 4X4 with 6 large pizza boxes. He was parked at a junction, half on the pavement on double yellows, in Formby Village.

Wayne is quite good at football, and has made a living out of being very aggressive. although had he gone to a nice school, he would have made a particularly good prop forward.
Logged

Rods2

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Sandhurst Berkshire
  • Posts: 7604
    • 1999 3.0 Elite Estate
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #17 on: 20 September 2017, 00:34:46 »

Drinking large amounts of alcohol will have an effect on his muscle strength, speed and fitness and IMO may explain why for the last few seasons he has been a shadow of his younger years as a footballer, where the differences in performance between exceptional, excellent and good are 1 or 2 percent. ??? ??? ???
Logged
US Fracking and Saudi Arabia defending its market share = The good news of an oil glut, lower and lower prices for us and squeaky bum time for Putin!

Gaffers

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • NE Hampshire/Surrey
  • Posts: 11322
    • Ford Ranger Wildtrak
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #18 on: 20 September 2017, 10:31:01 »

Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.

Old?  I read that she was 29?  :o
Logged

Doctor Gollum

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • In a colds and darks puddleses
  • Posts: 28190
  • If you can't eat them, join them...
    • Feetses.
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #19 on: 20 September 2017, 10:40:30 »

Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.

Old?  I read that she was 29?  :o
She's not aging well...
Logged
Onanists always think outside the box.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 31616
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #20 on: 20 September 2017, 12:22:22 »

Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.

Old?  I read that she was 29?  :o
She's not aging well...

I don't think Wayne should be too fussy when it comes to women. He has a face shaped like a potato. Rooney is fortunate to be paid so much. If he worked on the cheese counter at Tesco for minimum wage he wouldn't be considered attractive by women, and the only sex he'd have would be with the palm of his hand.
Logged

Doctor Gollum

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • In a colds and darks puddleses
  • Posts: 28190
  • If you can't eat them, join them...
    • Feetses.
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #21 on: 20 September 2017, 12:36:37 »

Coleen could have done better...
Logged
Onanists always think outside the box.

Sir Tigger KC

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • West Dorset
  • Posts: 23478
    • 2 Fords
    • View Profile
Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
« Reply #22 on: 20 September 2017, 14:17:04 »

Coleen could have done better...

In Croxteth?   :-X  ::)  ;D
Logged
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......
Pages: 1 2 [All]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.031 seconds with 18 queries.