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The Jaguar has gone.
« on: 12 October 2017, 11:49:54 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)
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« Reply #1 on: 12 October 2017, 11:52:50 »

The recent purchase? The red one?
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #2 on: 12 October 2017, 11:55:52 »

The recent purchase? The red one?

Yes.....I followed your advice. :)
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« Reply #3 on: 12 October 2017, 11:58:44 »

The recent purchase? The red one?

Yes.....I followed your advice. :)

Got yourself a lovely diesel then  :)  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #4 on: 12 October 2017, 12:01:25 »

The recent purchase? The red one?

Yes.....I followed your advice. :)

Got yourself a lovely diesel then  :)  ;D ;D ;D

Once hell starts to freeze over. :)
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #5 on: 12 October 2017, 12:12:40 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

Why,same as the one before wasn't it,just with a hole in the roof ???
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #6 on: 12 October 2017, 12:18:24 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

Why,same as the one before wasn't it,just with a hole in the roof ???

Yes, it's a lovely car. I'm glad I bought it. :)

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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #7 on: 12 October 2017, 12:27:10 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

What did you not like Opti about that lovely car? :o :o :o
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« Reply #8 on: 12 October 2017, 12:32:41 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

What did you not like Opti about that lovely car? :o :o :o

There is nothing I dislike about the car, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

As already stated I'm glad I bought it.
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #9 on: 12 October 2017, 12:33:27 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

What did you not like Opti about that lovely car? :o :o :o

There is nothing I dislike about the car, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

As already stated I'm glad I bought it.

But you have sold it?  Or have you written it off?  :-\ :-\
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #10 on: 12 October 2017, 12:35:21 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

What did you not like Opti about that lovely car? :o :o :o

There is nothing I dislike about the car, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

As already stated I'm glad I bought it.

But you have sold it?   :-\ :-\

Whatever gave you that impression? :) :-* :-* :-*

I would lose thousands.....(which I will whenever I sell it)
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« Reply #11 on: 12 October 2017, 12:37:06 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

What did you not like Opti about that lovely car? :o :o :o

There is nothing I dislike about the car, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

As already stated I'm glad I bought it.

But you have sold it? Or have you written it off?  :-\ :-\

No....still resplendent in IRR. :) :-* :-* :-*
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #12 on: 12 October 2017, 12:40:14 »

What is it that he sent there,
but it never went there,
indeed they sent it back from there,
because it would not go there.
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #13 on: 12 October 2017, 12:44:08 »

What is it that he sent there,
but it never went there,
indeed they sent it back from there,
because it would not go there.
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My advice is to cut down on the 'whacky baccy' Jimmy. :)
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #14 on: 12 October 2017, 12:51:49 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

What did you not like Opti about that lovely car? :o :o :o

There is nothing I dislike about the car, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

As already stated I'm glad I bought it.

But you have sold it?   :-\ :-\

Whatever gave you that impression? :) :-* :-* :-*

I would lose thousands.....(which I will whenever I sell it)

But you stated in post #1 "Didn't like it so now it is no more"

So I am confused and you Opti must be on a high!!! ;D ;D ;D :-* ;)
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #15 on: 12 October 2017, 12:54:22 »

I supect, as an Indian colleague so eloquently puts it, the he is making mickey... ::)
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« Reply #16 on: 12 October 2017, 12:54:58 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

What did you not like Opti about that lovely car? :o :o :o

There is nothing I dislike about the car, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

As already stated I'm glad I bought it.

But you have sold it?   :-\ :-\

Whatever gave you that impression? :) :-* :-* :-*

I would lose thousands.....(which I will whenever I sell it)

But you stated in post #1 "Didn't like it so now it is no more"

So I am confused and you Opti must be on a high!!! ;D ;D ;D :-* ;)

There is nothing ambiguous or unclear, Lizzie.

The Jaguar has gone.......but I still own it. ;) :-* :-* :-* :-*

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« Reply #17 on: 12 October 2017, 12:57:50 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

What did you not like Opti about that lovely car? :o :o :o

There is nothing I dislike about the car, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

As already stated I'm glad I bought it.

But you have sold it?   :-\ :-\

Whatever gave you that impression? :) :-* :-* :-*

I would lose thousands.....(which I will whenever I sell it)

But you stated in post #1 "Didn't like it so now it is no more"

So I am confused and you Opti must be on a high!!! ;D ;D ;D :-* ;)

There is nothing ambiguous or unclear, Lizzie.

The Jaguar has gone......

...to the garage for some remedial work...
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Re: The Jaguar has gone.
« Reply #18 on: 12 October 2017, 12:59:49 »

I'm tired of this game ::) ::)

I'll leave you boys to it ;D ;D :-* :-* :-* ;)
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« Reply #19 on: 12 October 2017, 13:00:31 »

Didn't like it so now it is no more. :)

What did you not like Opti about that lovely car? :o :o :o

There is nothing I dislike about the car, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

As already stated I'm glad I bought it.

But you have sold it?   :-\ :-\

Whatever gave you that impression? :) :-* :-* :-*

I would lose thousands.....(which I will whenever I sell it)

But you stated in post #1 "Didn't like it so now it is no more"

So I am confused and you Opti must be on a high!!! ;D ;D ;D :-* ;)

There is nothing ambiguous or unclear, Lizzie.

The Jaguar has gone......

...to the garage for some remedial work...

A logical and intelligent assumption.......but no. :)

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« Reply #20 on: 12 October 2017, 13:01:35 »

Ah, ok... the dentist? :D
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« Reply #21 on: 12 October 2017, 13:04:42 »

You’re best just ignoring these posts. In the end, he gets fed up and goes away.  ;D
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« Reply #22 on: 12 October 2017, 13:07:53 »

Blame the lard-arsed yanks across the pond. It is all their fault.

Apparently it started in 2014. They like their 'Jagwars' to be easily identified so Jaguar decided to go along with the wishes of brash
600 lb burger-munching Americans. :-\
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« Reply #23 on: 12 October 2017, 13:09:50 »

You’re best just ignoring these posts. In the end, he gets fed up and goes away.  ;D

....surely you have a whippet that needs walking. :) :P :P :P

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« Reply #24 on: 12 October 2017, 19:22:15 »


My advice is to cut down on the 'whacky baccy' Jimmy. :)

I thought, as the tgread appeared to be filled with existential 'dangle berries', I'd join in  ;)
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