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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #30 on: 31 January 2018, 13:20:03 »

On Jeremy Whine yesterday they were talking about 'Walk On Girls' at darts tournaments.  Vine actually apologised at one point for using the word 'girl', "....just in case someone is offended." WTF?  ???

Then he had a short debate between a 30 year old 'Walk On Girl' and a feminist type who came out with all the usual stuff about women being exploited and objectified and that's why the practice is being halted and she wanted to see the end of 'Grid Girls' etc as well.  ::) 

The 'Walk On Girl' replied that she did a job that she enjoyed, was well paid, was never forced to do anything she didn't want to and that people like the 'feminist' were going to cause a lot of job losses...  I know who I was cheering on!  :)

Yes.....The hairy armpit feminists find it difficult to understand that many women do these so called 'sexist jobs' because they want to. Because they choose to.

Hairy feminist however can't accept this, and believes  these women need 'saving from themselves' and the exploitation of evil men who are all rapists and should be castrated.

I believe they would say that these women only take these kinds of jobs willingly because of their "internalised misogyny"..

Being of well below average intelligence I needed to google this.

........as I did with the reply from Ron. :)
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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #31 on: 31 January 2018, 13:29:58 »

I'm only a ragged-arsed kid dragged up in the poor back streets of the East End of London, Doctor.....

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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #32 on: 31 January 2018, 17:37:24 »

If the lord didn't want me to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of streak and bacon and stuff. He'd have used an inedible material such as Tofu. :y
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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #34 on: 31 January 2018, 18:00:00 »

Meanwhile...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/all-burgers-now-impossible-to-eat-20170831134933

 ;D

Well quite. Iv'e never understood the over-full stacked burger. I know I've got a big gob, but . . .

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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #35 on: 31 January 2018, 18:24:30 »

If the lord didn't want me to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of streak and bacon and stuff. He'd have used an inedible material such as Tofu. :y
The Tofu Terrorists are reading your posts as we speak. You will be next on their list for the carrot and turnip treatment.  ;D
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« Reply #36 on: 31 January 2018, 19:00:33 »

If the lord didn't want me to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of streak and bacon and stuff. He'd have used an inedible material such as Tofu. :y

There is a certain logic to this statement.

In the same way if God hadn't wanted men to be attracted to women he would have made them all look like man hating feminists.

But God was wise and  made 'attractive women' for men to enjoy :).........shortly to be outlawed. >:(
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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #37 on: 31 January 2018, 19:23:45 »

Nature dictates that man is the hunter/chaser and woman is the nest-builder/chased. We fly in the face of nature at our peril.
In other words, carry on groping!  :y 8)

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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #38 on: 31 January 2018, 22:33:28 »

If the lord didn't want me to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of streak and bacon and stuff. He'd have used an inedible material such as Tofu. :y

There is a certain logic to this statement.

In the same way if God hadn't wanted men to be attracted to women he would have made them all look like man hating feminists.

But God was wise and  made 'attractive women' for men to enjoy :).........shortly to be outlawed. >:(
Enjoyment or attractive women?
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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #39 on: 31 January 2018, 22:44:04 »

Nature dictates that man is the hunter/chaser and woman is the nest-builder/chased. We fly in the face of nature at our peril.
In other words, carry on groping!  :y 8)

Ron.

Glad you said that. It puts Mrs. KW firmly in the chair when it comes to building that extension she wants to the rear of the kitchen, then. :y
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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #40 on: 31 January 2018, 23:12:59 »

Nature dictates that man is the hunter/chaser and woman is the nest-builder/chased. We fly in the face of nature at our peril.
In other words, carry on groping!  :y 8)

Ron.

On Winterwatch on TV tonight they had night vision of bats. Male bat was attempting to mate with female bat, with a dick the length of his body. Female bat was hibernating, totally unresponsive, didn't even wake up. That put him in his place  ;D

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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #41 on: 01 February 2018, 00:01:13 »

Nature dictates that man is the hunter/chaser and woman is the nest-builder/chased. We fly in the face of nature at our peril.
In other words, carry on groping!  :y 8)

Ron.

On Winterwatch on TV tonight they had night vision of bats. Male bat was attempting to mate with female bat, with a dick the length of his body. Female bat was hibernating, totally unresponsive, didn't even wake up. That put him in his place  ;D

I wondered why Winterwatch was on so late mind you Hugh Fernley was on beaver watch at 6 p.m. last Saturday.
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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #42 on: 03 February 2018, 12:06:09 »

Nature dictates that man is the hunter/chaser and woman is the nest-builder/chased. We fly in the face of nature at our peril.
In other words, carry on groping!  :y 8)

Ron.

Glad you said that. It puts Mrs. KW firmly in the chair when it comes to building that extension she wants to the rear of the kitchen, then. :y
I guess that depends on if that gives the opportunity to extend the garage back, with a lift, pit, and everything else a growing lad needs ;)
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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #43 on: 03 February 2018, 20:52:25 »

Because I eat meat every so often they have to bump a cow off this reduces the amount of methane they fart into the atmosphere,also if no ate meat there'd be no need to breed the cows and therefore the species would become extinct.So not only am I saving the planet I'm helping maintain a species :y By my reckoning I deserve a knighthood at least :D :D ;D
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Re: Move away from that burger!
« Reply #44 on: 03 February 2018, 21:21:41 »

But you are already a Baron; doesn't that trump knight?  :y

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