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Re: My plasma television has gone tit's up.
« Reply #60 on: 24 February 2018, 14:15:42 »

What happened? I only took the dog for a walk and we've gone from Coronation Street to ladies haircuts.  :o
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Re: My plasma television has gone tit's up.
« Reply #61 on: 24 February 2018, 14:23:24 »

No need for navigational aids, I can find the magic spot in the dark!
You like chewing carpet then, Sir Tigger?

Ron.

At your age I'd expect you could find your way round blindfolded in a force 10 gale Ron!  :D  ;D

No rug munching for me either Ron, just a little strip for aesthetic purposes!  :y  I believe it's commonly known as a Brazilian. :)

Well...I personally prefer the totally smooth look and a hairy arse crack  is a big no no. :)

On cue STEMO is back to discuss the many merits of hairy arsed Barnsley women. ;D
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Re: My plasma television has gone tit's up.
« Reply #62 on: 24 February 2018, 15:18:29 »

No need for navigational aids, I can find the magic spot in the dark!
You like chewing carpet then, Sir Tigger?

Ron.

At your age I'd expect you could find your way round blindfolded in a force 10 gale Ron!  :D  ;D

No rug munching for me either Ron, just a little strip for aesthetic purposes!  :y  I believe it's commonly known as a Brazilian. :)

Well...I personally prefer the totally smooth look and a hairy arse crack  is a big no no. :)

On cue STEMO is back to discuss the many merits of hairy arsed Barnsley women. ;D

 Physical contact with the above could lead to many hours of therapy. :).....especially if that same hairy arse decides to sit on your face. :-X
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Re: My plasma television has gone tit's up.
« Reply #63 on: 24 February 2018, 16:19:49 »

Pubes in the teeth are easily dispatched with a deft lick of the inner thigh...

Which also has its own merits ;)
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Re: My plasma television has gone tit's up.
« Reply #64 on: 24 February 2018, 16:37:09 »

My word you are a crude lot - I'm pleased to say!  ;D

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Re: My plasma television has gone tit's up.
« Reply #65 on: 26 February 2018, 09:16:42 »

Well there were plenty of threads highlighting just how crap Plasma Tvs were  ;D ;D ;D

When selecting where to buy a replacement its worth considering that John Lewis price match and include a 5 year warranty and Richer Sounds also price match and include a 6 year warranty.
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