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Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« on: 03 March 2018, 10:28:58 »

Whenever the Old Bag nicks my car to go anywhere, she always grumbles there isn't a bag in it to carry some of her purchases. So she rectified that by going to the shop she has onsite.


So the Old Bag bought me a Bag for the Jag




Now, I'd never admit this to her face, but its actually quite a good idea, so I might get her to pick up a couple more  :-X
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #1 on: 03 March 2018, 10:44:38 »

Very Nice, does it have an adjustable shoulder strap?,  if so, Im saying nothing.  :-* ;D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #2 on: 03 March 2018, 10:48:26 »

Are you sure that it's wise for an Omega Queen to make comments like that?  :-X

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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #3 on: 03 March 2018, 10:50:01 »

does it have an adjustable shoulder strap?,  if so, Im saying nothing.  :-* ;D
You're looking at somebody who never grasped the concepts of a manbag, and even used to carry his works laptop around in a Tesco carrier to save looking a bit feminine...   ...until the do-gooders put paid to disposable bags.
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #4 on: 03 March 2018, 11:03:29 »

Same here, TB; my executive briefcase had Morrisons on it!  :y

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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #5 on: 03 March 2018, 11:08:39 »

I believe you can get jaguar perfume for (so-called) men, and keyrings and stuff. If you ask your local tattooist nicely, I'm sure he'd scribe ' I drive a jaaaag' across your forehead.
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #6 on: 03 March 2018, 11:14:50 »

Practical.......but girlie. :)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #7 on: 03 March 2018, 11:17:51 »

When I were a kid and collected various rubbish precious things from Vauxhall Dealers I kept most of it in a carboard box.


I named it the Vaux Box.


So ..... um, yeah.
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #8 on: 03 March 2018, 11:18:10 »

At least it's not a Mini Bag... as that would obviously be a fashion accessory ::)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #9 on: 03 March 2018, 11:18:42 »

Is it part of the Dale Winton and John Inman Jaguar collection? ::) ::) :)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #10 on: 03 March 2018, 11:21:50 »

Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #11 on: 03 March 2018, 11:23:50 »

Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

 :D :D :D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #12 on: 03 March 2018, 11:24:33 »

Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps TB should make a youtube video.......me and my Jagbag. :)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #13 on: 03 March 2018, 11:27:12 »

Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

I love it. ;D ;D ;D
And I suspect that someone will be 'losing' their Jagbag very soon. ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #14 on: 03 March 2018, 11:43:43 »

In my limited defense, I only searched out of curiosity to see how much they were compared to a bag for life :-[

Not surprisingly, they don't sell them in the States... They get growler lunch boxes ;D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #15 on: 03 March 2018, 11:53:48 »

I suppose an opportunity is now in place for TB to meet other men with a Jagbag. :)

I believe Louie Spence has two. :)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #16 on: 03 March 2018, 12:48:58 »

Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D
Working for the yanks for 10 miserable years, I was aware of some of the southern trash sayings, and certainly had heard of it as a derogatory term, and a term for flicking the wrist.

But, then, our American cousins are very "special" ;D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #17 on: 03 March 2018, 12:50:04 »

Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

I love it. ;D ;D ;D
And I suspect that someone will be 'losing' their Jagbag very soon. ::) ::) ::)
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Nope, it'll be staying, and when I have to endure America later this year, might even take it with me ;D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #18 on: 03 March 2018, 12:51:51 »

to see how much they were compared to a bag for life
More expensive than the plastic ones that you have to return every few weeks because you rip them, cheaper than the more expensive material type.

£3.50 I think she said.  I know how much she thinks of me ;D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #19 on: 03 March 2018, 12:52:07 »

If you're anywhere near Nashville, then I know a massive Jaaaag fan who might appreciate the joke ;)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #20 on: 03 March 2018, 12:53:05 »

to see how much they were compared to a bag for life
More expensive than the plastic ones that you have to return every few weeks because you rip them, cheaper than the more expensive material type.

£3.50 I think she said.  I know how much she thinks of me ;D
35 times more than you give her credit for  ;D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #21 on: 04 March 2018, 08:06:50 »

Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps Mrs TB selected said bag deliberately  :-X ::)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #22 on: 04 March 2018, 11:09:07 »

Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps Mrs TB selected said bag deliberately  :-X ::)
Whatever could you mean? ::)

 :D
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #23 on: 04 March 2018, 18:22:33 »

You're not seriously going to use that are you!  :o :o   It'll be key fob on the bar when ordering a pint next.  ::)

If you're that serious, I've got the Jaguar Umbrella to go with it.  :y ;)
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Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
« Reply #24 on: 04 March 2018, 18:41:50 »

You're not seriously going to use that are you!  :o :o   It'll be key fob on the bar when ordering a pint next.  ::)

If you're that serious, I've got the Jaguar Umbrella to go with it.  :y ;)
The rumour around here is that the next estate along - where tunnie used to live - is a swingers estate, and called "the swingers estate" by a few round these parts. Are you suggesting I should move? ;D


I aint fussed whats on it, its handy, and unlike those heavy duty plastic reusable bags, ram into a small space, so handy to keep in the car.

Umbrella? That's what girls use ;D  (although I would concede that when I was out before xmas in a rainstorm, I secretly wish I'd had one in the car  :-X
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