Heineken.
I know its overpriced water and chemicals and tastes like it has been carefully extracted from the bladders of billions of gnats, but its my new favourite. ....................
Did someone give you a load for nowt? Or have you welded over one of the holes in your car with a Heineken tin?
Its better than that. A few days ago swmbo mentioned that I might want to buy some cans of Heineken on the way to work, but it must be from Tescos.
I thinks, this is obviously something to do with one of her competitions. I was correct.
She sent a text from her phone to Heineken, and instructed me how to do the same. Yesterday we both received texts which said "congratulations, you have won a pair of grandstand seats at the British grand prix at Silverstone on 8th July, and a years free subscription to the Heineken TV app" (whatever that is.)
I think the tickets are valued around £260 each and we got four.
I shall sound my horn very loudly as I pass TB towers at 6am, on the 8th July, as I will be drinking his piss for the next week.
My previous favourite recently has been Hop house 13. Quite a nice flavour to it.