plenty of drunken stories, but the one i remember the best......
Me and a friend went on a 18-30s holiday to Benedorm (or as we call it bonkidorm)
One night my mate has pulled, i had a touch of deli belly so had gone back to sleep it off, next thing i hear heim and her have stumbled back to the room, both of them wasted, made a load of noise, got undressed and started a bit of horizontal tango
About 5 mins into it, the noise is getting worse and i have been woken up by this point, but i am pretending to be asleep as i didn't want to spoil his fun. Next thing he freezes.......tries to get up and leg it, she grabs hold of him wraps her legs round him and gives him a squeeze, with that he honks up all over her
.... it was an endless stream of it!!!
The whole hotel is worken up by her, she is out on our balcony, drunk as a lord/lady, screaming her head off because she is wearing my mates dinner, i walk out to the balcony naked, by which time people have come out to see what is going on, all they see is me laughing my head off and her covered from head to toe, my mate has crawled off to the shower by this time......
i have many others, i might have to post a few more, watch this space