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[STMO123]

.....for someone to finish....


Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
?

MODS: 10 posts for the one that cracks you up most?

[theolodian]

Sadly lost his bet
'n had to see vet
feelin' a wee bit pathetic
used gear knob as prosthetic

[STMO123]

Sadly lost his bet
'n had to see vet
feelin' a wee bit pathetic
used gear knob as prosthetic

Dont you know what a limerick is? you American thing you

Still, very good

[theolodian]

A town in Ireland?  Need a proper introduction to beer poetry  

[STMO123]

A town in Ireland?  Need a proper introduction to beer poetry  

Five liner, mate

[STMO123]

.....for someone to finish....


Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
?

MODS: 10 posts for the one that cracks you up most?

As long as you leave me the head

[theolodian]

A town in Ireland?  Need a proper introduction to beer poetry  

Five liner, mate

You see the key word, the really really important word there, was beer!  I don't rememebr things well without beer  

[STMO123]

A town in Ireland?  Need a proper introduction to beer poetry  

Five liner, mate

You see the key word, the really really important word there, was beer!  I don't rememebr things well without beer  

Aye, I should have posted it on Saturday night, they'd have all been at it by now

[Kev]

.....for someone to finish....

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
'Cos i know my butter and bread.

[Allenm]

.....for someone to finish....

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
'Cos i know my butter and bread.

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
Or ask Mark DTM to save me instead!"

 

[Kev]

.....for someone to finish....

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
'Cos i know my butter and bread.

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
Or ask Mark DTM to save me instead!"

 

[STMO123]

.....for someone to finish....

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
'Cos i know my butter and bread.

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
Or ask Mark DTM to save me instead!"

 

Thats more like it

[STMO123]

.....for someone to finish....


Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad

And stuff a haggis in there instead

[Kev]

.....for someone to finish....


Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad

And stuff a haggis in there instead

Gettin' better.  

[nixoro]

.....for someone to finish....


Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad

And stuff a haggis in there instead