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[Marks DTM Calib]

Ok, keep it coming....I will judge the winner at 9.00pm this evening.....

[Kev]

And stuff a haggis in there instead

That was offal.  

[nixoro]

.....for someone to finish....


Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
?

MODS: 10 posts for the one that cracks you up most?

or give you the keys to me v6 instead  

[STMO123]

And stuff a haggis in there instead

That was offal.  

Whisht!

[STMO123]

.....for someone to finish....


Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad

And hope she wont notice,in bed

[nixoro]

.....for someone to finish....


Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad

And hope she wont notice,in bed

 

[RossPhim]

.....for someone to finish....


Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
?

MODS: 10 posts for the one that cracks you up most?

Alas I'll need it, when I get the wife to bed!

***   EDIT - Need to type faster   ***

[STMO123]

Dont worry, Kev, we'll forget about it soon, and you wont be the first to have DROPPED A BOLLOCK on the forum

[Bo Bo]

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
& you can call me Hitler instead

[STMO123]

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
& you can call me Hitler instead

What a poetic lot we are...McBurger will have field day

[Kev]

Dont worry, Kev, we'll forget about it soon, and you wont be the first to have DROPPED A BOLLOCK on the forum

It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start.  

There is absolutely no way a seized compressor stopped that car from starting, the fuel pump wasn't running, and there was no spark, basically because the ECU didn't know what angle the crank was at, so they were inhibited.

I'm confident my original diagnosis is correct. Intermittent breakdown of the crankshaft sensor and/or associated cabling. You guys got lucky.[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Anyway...MarksDTM agreed, so there.  

[STMO123]

Dont worry, Kev, we'll forget about it soon, and you wont be the first to have DROPPED A BOLLOCK on the forum

It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start.  

There is absolutely no way a seized compressor stopped that car from starting, the fuel pump wasn't running, and there was no spark, basically because the ECU didn't know what angle the crank was at, so they were inhibited.

I'm confident my original diagnosis is correct. Intermittent breakdown of the crankshaft sensor and/or associated cabling. You guys got lucky.[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Anyway...MarksDTM agreed, so there.  

Youre spoiling it for us now

THINKS.......must PM Timbuck

[Kev]

Dont worry, Kev, we'll forget about it soon, and you wont be the first to have DROPPED A BOLLOCK on the forum

It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start.  

There is absolutely no way a seized compressor stopped that car from starting, the fuel pump wasn't running, and there was no spark, basically because the ECU didn't know what angle the crank was at, so they were inhibited.

I'm confident my original diagnosis is correct. Intermittent breakdown of the crankshaft sensor and/or associated cabling. You guys got lucky.[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Anyway...MarksDTM agreed, so there.  

Youre spoiling it for us now

THINKS.......must PM Timbuck

Go on, i'm having as much of a laugh as you.    

Anyway, i can rest easy knowing i was right.  

[TheBoy]

I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock....  

[STMO123]

If it turns out you are right, Kev (and I've no doubt you are) there will be an outbreak of nadgerostomies down here and you will receive a punnet of nice pink plums through the post