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[Allenm]

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad

And fire on 1 cylinder in bed!

[STMO123]

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad

And fire on 1 cylinder in bed!

Curses! I was trying to get the one cylinder bit for ages

[Jim]

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad

And fire on 1 cylinder in bed!

Like It!!!!!! Keep it going

[Kev]

If it turns out you are right, Kev (and I've no doubt you are) there will be an outbreak of nadgerostomies down here and you will receive a punnet of nice pink plums through the post

Imagine explaining that delivery to the missus.  

[Kev]

I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock....  

And neither will i be in the future.

But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last....

[Allenm]

I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock....  

And neither will i be in the future.

But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last....

He who laughs last laughs lastest!  

[Kev]

I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock....  

And neither will i be in the future.

But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last....

He who laughs last laughs lastest!  

Oh how the little people poke fun.  

[Marks DTM Calib]

If it turns out you are right, Kev (and I've no doubt you are) there will be an outbreak of nadgerostomies down here and you will receive a punnet of nice pink plums through the post

I pity the postman that morning!

I think Allenm is winning at the mo.......

[Allenm]

I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock....  

And neither will i be in the future.

But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last....

He who laughs last laughs lastest!  

Oh how the little people poke fun.  

 

[Kev]

.....for someone to finish....

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And get one from eBay instead

[theolodian]

I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock....  

And neither will i be in the future.

But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last....

He who laughs last laughs lastest!  

Oh how the little people poke fun.  

Just be glad your little guy can still poke!  

I don't know about laughing last, bit I've been laughing my @$$ off this whole time!   My vote is for AlenM as well  

Although I'm starting to wonder if STMO123 is a little obsessed with your gonads.  Some unresolved issues there?  

[Kev]

I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock....  

And neither will i be in the future.

But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last....

He who laughs last laughs lastest!  

Oh how the little people poke fun.  

Just be glad your little guy can still poke!  

I don't know about laughing last, bit I've been laughing my @$$ off this whole time!   My vote is for AlenM as well  

Although I'm starting to wonder if STMO123 is a little obsessed with your gonads.  Some unresolved issues there?  

pmsl  

I reckon i should get the posts too just for being a good sport.  

[Kev]

Although I'm starting to wonder if STMO123 is a little obsessed with your gonads.  Some unresolved issues there?  

Na, he's just having a posting frenzy trying to make God before me.  

[Allenm]

.....for someone to finish....

There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And get one from eBay instead

I can see the feedback now.....

Negative :  Paid for a left bollock described as "mint", was sent a chewed kangaroo gonad from the jungle - do not buy body parts from this guy!

 

[STMO123]

Although I'm starting to wonder if STMO123 is a little obsessed with your gonads.  Some unresolved issues there?