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[Kevin Wood]

Can't think of anything, actually.. but I was feeling left out.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm too young to be considered middle aged.

[Kevin Wood]

Oh, that's it. They're always in denial.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Oh, that's it. They're always in denial.

Sixty is the new forty.

[Nick W]

Oh, that's it. They're always in denial.

No we are not!

[chrisgixer]

Me neither!


Is that... the distant smell.... of....    ......wee?

[Auto Addict]

You really want to know?? 

Just read what that bloke the Gixer writes, it gives you an idea

[Rods2]

Some middle aged people on here are using it to practice being a Victor Mildew, so they are experts by the time old age shortly arrives. I've heard it is a common affliction in Reading East.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! 

Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help....   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! 

Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help....   

Agreed.

You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! 

Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help....   

Agreed.

You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist.

Yes that would have been a wise investment! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! 

Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help....   

Agreed.

You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist.

Yes that would have been a wise investment! 

Sir Tig......You could  always tell the young woman that your arthritic old Omega is a future classic in the making. Watch her eyes glaze over when you try out that approach.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! 

Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help....   

Agreed.

You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist.

Yes that would have been a wise investment! 

Maybe it is still available for £1100.

[Rods2]

Unlike Doctor Opti who has them falling at his feet.....





Laptops that is.

[Rods2]

Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! 

Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help....   

Agreed.

You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist.

Yes that would have been a wise investment! 

Maybe it is still available for £1100.

For a 3 wheeled hyper-sports passion wagon her wants one of these high performance beauties with a massive 700cc (later 750cc) engine and a top speed of 76mph.

Go to any Ferrari meeting and he will have the women melting in his hands.