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General Car Chat / Re: Annoying little shits.

« on: 30 November 2023, 13:31:44 »

there are rats that keep coming back for more bait/poison from my garden. I've put loads out over the past few years.
I'm pi55ing in the wind at stopping them completely because Mrs B puts loads of food out for the birds (& squirrels), a near neighbour keeps chickens & the rats also have access to an 'eat all you can buffet' in the form of our compost bins! 

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General Car Chat / Re: Fickin modern cars

« on: 30 November 2023, 13:27:11 »

....
So I guess the pig piss has been sitting in the tank for quite a while

Pretty sure I've seen that MB suggest Adblue is drained from the tank & replaced every year 

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General Car Chat / Re: Fickin modern cars

« on: 30 November 2023, 13:25:32 »

....
Beyond that, the injectors seem to clog up and need cleaning up, as they get stuff with the white cystalised stuff around the injector into the SEC. .....

I thought it crystallised in the tank  I know that Forte do an additive to prevent it doing so.

 https://www.forteuk.co.uk/product/exhaust-crystal-preventer/

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General Car Chat / Re: Fickin modern cars

« on: 30 November 2023, 13:21:17 »

it seems that Adblue faults are also a problem with Mercs too .....


(he says with fingers crossed  )

Adblue faults on all makes in the cold weather, Andy, it's a crap system thought up by fickin idiots.
Ooooo......I sounded like Jaime there for a moment 

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General Car Chat / Re: Fickin modern cars

« on: 30 November 2023, 11:49:31 »

it seems that Adblue faults are also a problem with Mercs too .....


(he says with fingers crossed  )

141

General Discussion Area / Re: Elgin Marbles

« on: 28 November 2023, 13:34:44 »

.... All they had to say to the Greeks is,  ...... we're still looking at them ....

Fixed that for you 

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General Discussion Area / Elgin Marbles

« on: 28 November 2023, 11:34:49 »

Haven't the Greeks watched James Acaster? ..... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x73PkUvArJY

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General Discussion Area / Re: Nice work, if you can get it.

« on: 27 November 2023, 22:42:49 »

......  Obviously, British management is too shit to deal with individuals, so create stupid procedures that end up impacting those honest employees, and doing little for the piss takers.

 ....

you could be easily describing my management ...

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dublin Stabbings

« on: 26 November 2023, 20:32:38 »

.. and this is the root of the problem. The Police refuse to do their job,  .....

It's easier to nick those villains that speed & display their names & addresses on their cars ...

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Omega General Help / Re: Mirrors dont fold on impact

« on: 23 November 2023, 08:41:30 »

I suspect that a mirror glass is dealer only, the glass that Halfords sold will likely be been have the type that you stick on over the remnants of the original glass.

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General Car Chat / Re: Cortina or All-aggro?

« on: 15 November 2023, 18:28:25 »

The only model even worserer was the VDP estate is Russet brown!!!! 

I thought you always insisted on seventies BL brown, Mr Beanz.

I've told you before ..... It's vermillion! 

I've seen the pictures. It's a very brown shade of vermillion.

you might have a point  ... but it's vermillion! 

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General Car Chat / Re: Cortina or All-aggro?

« on: 15 November 2023, 16:45:38 »

The only model even worserer was the VDP estate is Russet brown!!!! 

I thought you always insisted on seventies BL brown, Mr Beanz.

I've told you before ..... It's vermillion! 

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General Car Chat / Re: Cortina or All-aggro?

« on: 15 November 2023, 15:57:40 »

 

The only model even worserer was the VDP estate is Russet brown!!!! 

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General Car Chat / Re: Breakdown cover

« on: 15 November 2023, 00:29:15 »

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12748325/Businesswoman-fined-council-van-enters-Clean-Air-Zone-pick-truck-breaking-down.html

 

Probably why you often see the number plate of the recovered vehicle with tape over it while it's sat on the recovery truck.

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General Car Chat / Re: Maybe that debris she idiotted did break it...

« on: 13 November 2023, 18:50:44 »

I had to google Chimney nuts... 

https://www.google.com/search?q=chimney+nuts+stainless+steel&oq=chimney+nuts&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYgAQyCQgAEEUYORiABDIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIICAQQABgWGB4yCAgFEAAYFhgeMggIBhAAGBYYHjIICAcQABgWGB4yCAgIEAAYFhgeMggICRAAGBYYHtIBCTg0MTdqMGoxNagCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#ip=1

I'd not heard of them either