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[STEMO]

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Being a reprobate scouser I assume  Liverpool won.

[BazaJT]

Barnsley for the cup

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Eleven wins and a draw. A promising start to the season.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Barnsley for the cup

......they have as much chance as S Lady bitshorpe.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I imagine the women from Barnsley and SLady bitshorpe are far more sexy than those from Paris and Milan.

[STEMO]

I imagine the women from Barnsley and SLady bitshorpe are far more sexy than those from Paris and Milan.

They probably are. 

[BazaJT]

SLady bitsthorpe stand every chance of winning as long as the other team doesn't turn up As I've only lived here for 26yrs-I'm a Yorkshireman-I'm still getting used to the accent,but it's surprising how much like Polish/Latvian it sounds

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I imagine the women from Barnsley and SLady bitshorpe are far more sexy than those from Paris and Milan.

They probably are. 

You will know better than me so I'll take your word for it.


I suppose being a size 26 with varicose veins and blotchy legs is a turn on for the average northern whippet owner.

[Webby the Bear]

Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

You're talking cobblers.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign.

[Webby the Bear]

Ha ha that is true. 

I do love going to watch skettering. It’s the shittest ground, their main sponsor is a pallet company and the people in the crowd are all on day release. So I fit right in 😃😃😃😃

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ha ha that is true. 

I do love going to watch skettering. It’s the shittest ground, their main sponsor is a pallet company and the people in the crowd are all on day release. So I fit right in 😃😃😃😃

......these could well be scousers.

[STEMO]

I imagine the women from Barnsley and SLady bitshorpe are far more sexy than those from Paris and Milan.

They probably are. 

You will know better than me so I'll take your word for it.


I suppose being a size 26 with varicose veins and blotchy legs is a turn on for the average northern whippet owner.

Beggars can't be choosers.

[ronnyd]

Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign.

Trent Alexander-Arnold is scouse i believe.

[STEMO]

Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign.

Trent Alexander-Arnold is scouse i believe.

Optis knowledge of football is encyclopaedic, Ronny, it's bound to be coming from Lincolnsausageshire. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign.

Trent Alexander-Arnold is scouse i believe.

He may be a born and bred scouser but he doesn't seem to have much Anglo-Saxon in him.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........and with a name like that he is likely to get the shit kicked out of him if he ends up in wrong sort of scouse drinking pit.

[STEMO]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

This humble vegetable can also be used as a makeshift sex toy........giving much pleasure to both men and women yokels.

I imagine hardened scousers would use a brown ale bottle.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

We get quite a few 'wide boys' from Essex. Cocky flash bastards. I always make sure my hand is on my wallet.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

Yes. Shanks had them all in his team of the sixties and seventies.

[STEMO]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

Yes. Shanks had them all in his team of the sixties and seventies.

That one sentence sums you up very nicely. 

[TheBoy]

I got a text from that deranged Man U fan, by the name of Gixer.

He suggests putting gobshite into Google Maps.

[Entwood]

I got a text from that deranged Man U fan, by the name of Gixer.

He suggests putting gobshite into Google Maps.

Somehow I half expected that result !!