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Messages - Mr Skrunts

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I like Yodel.

They never deliver so I always get a refund. Then, a couple of weeks later they usually deliver. So nice and free. :)

I like our Yodel driver ::) ::) :P :-*

General Discussion Area / Re: Oil price cartel
« on: 09 June 2018, 23:58:28 »
Are they worried about the future.?

General Discussion Area / Earth Quakes (Tracking)
« on: 09 June 2018, 23:54:25 »

Someone on FB mentioned Earthquake so went for a nosy.

Didn't expent to find what I did. :-\

General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 09 June 2018, 03:12:28 »
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

Cheers, sadly too far away.

Where abouts are you, might know someone who is interested. :y

General Discussion Area / Re: London Cyclist Pulls Knife
« on: 01 June 2018, 12:46:17 »
Something doesnt add up here.

The cyclist had his foot on the road before the car moved and as if there was allready tension the car then fled at speed and may have got trapped between a parked car and camera car (back end of car jumped up).

General Discussion Area / Re: Light in the sky
« on: 14 May 2018, 11:26:35 »
Theres an app for your phone that tracks the ISS.

Used to see it quite clearly if we were out at the right time of night. :y

Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Hello from spain
« on: 12 May 2018, 16:45:00 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.   :y

Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Newbie Hi Folks...
« on: 12 May 2018, 16:44:39 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.   :y

Omega General Help / Re: Pads & Disks
« on: 12 May 2018, 09:59:08 »
Thankyou all for your help.  :y :y

General Discussion Area / Motor Trade Policy
« on: 09 May 2018, 22:18:07 »
Any one got one?

Do you have start NCD from scratch or can you tranfer NCD from standard policy. :y

Omega General Help / Re: Pads & Disks
« on: 09 May 2018, 15:29:12 »
Eicher    £26.99    Disks £35.99

Pagid     £35.49    Disks £53.99

Brembo £41.49     Disks  £64.99

Omega General Help / Pads & Disks
« on: 08 May 2018, 23:07:13 »
Recomended brand names for above replacemrnt.

I think I have a set of Apec pads the I bought for the 99 MFL 3.0 Elite, not sure if the will fit the 03 2.2

Either way just looked on EuroCP




Choices, any better than others?

TIA :y

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