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Messages - Bigron

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I know that feeling, Aaron - I first experienced it when I climbed to the top of the Monument in London: made my 'dangle berries' tingle too!
For those poor people from "oop norf", the Monument is a tall tower built on the site of the Great Fire of London. It's bloody high and has a simple cage around the top platform, leaving you feeling VERY exposed and vulnerable. Also quite knackered after climbing the 311 steps of the spiral staircase to get to the top! :(

Ron.

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Omega General Help / Re: My neighbour's wheel nuts
« on: Today at 08:36:27 »
Either her purse or in her (lady) garden, Aaron?  ;D

Ron.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Useless system
« on: Yesterday at 19:18:36 »
I haven't tried this myself, but I am told that if you simply hang on and not select any of the offered options, you eventually get connected to a living, breathing human! ::)

Ron.

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General Discussion Area / Re: kleenex tissues
« on: Yesterday at 09:30:06 »
I'm pretty sure most of the complaints came from beard-growing feminists and limp-wristed mangina.

Such people seems to be constantly looking for ways to be offended and outraged. :-\

It's amazing how many fish DO need bicycles.....
https://www.dropbox.com/s/huwao1iybqmc8oz/Fish%20on%20bike.jpg?dl=0

Ron.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Never thought it
« on: Yesterday at 09:10:03 »
Ah, another Meldrew! :y :y :y

Ron.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Snowflakes
« on: 21 October 2018, 22:31:46 »
Coming to a location near you soon.....

Ron.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Mobile Phones
« on: 21 October 2018, 15:01:53 »
I am with you there, TB: I feel that ALL would-be car drivers should do their apprenticeship on two wheels first. Their vulnerabilty will concentrate the mind!
As you said, the unaware/incompetent would be removed by natural selection.

Ron.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Mobile Phones
« on: 21 October 2018, 11:36:21 »
If a copper sees you doing anything that they consider is distracting you, they can pull you. Coffee included.


But when did you last see a copper?  ;D

I saw one the other day, on the pavement in the high street, ignoring youths on bikes (also on the pavement) terrorising pedestrians. He could have collected 30 from each of them, yet did nothing.

Ron.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Wtf is this world coming to....
« on: 20 October 2018, 18:28:27 »
The mystery is why anyone would want to shag that in the first place! :o

Ron.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Mobile Phones
« on: 20 October 2018, 18:24:13 »
What about cigarettes, DG? They are hand-held and not attached to the vehicle.

Ron.

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Omega General Help / Re: My neighbour's wheel nuts
« on: 20 October 2018, 12:48:11 »
Thanks Andy, I will pass that on to her him.

Ron.

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Omega General Help / Re: My neighbour's wheel nuts
« on: 20 October 2018, 12:41:19 »
Um, difficult to oblige, Shackeng, as my wife and her husband might object!

Ron.

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Omega General Help / My neighbour's wheel nuts
« on: 20 October 2018, 12:32:47 »
Sorry to make another post regarding locking wheel nuts, but my neighbour has got a puncture in one of his tyres and cannot find the Key to unlock the security wheel nut - his 2-year-old may be responsible!
Any suggestions as to how to undo the thing without major destruction, please?

Ron.

P.S. I want to help, because his wife is drop-dead gorgeous........

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General Discussion Area / Re: When I die....
« on: 18 October 2018, 21:33:45 »
As one of the Muppets said - "Soylent Green..... they're people, right?" :y :y

Ron.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Mad cow disease....
« on: 18 October 2018, 19:22:43 »
There is a two-hander with Warren Mitchell and Arthur English in the middle of this episode that had me rolling on the floor - it relates to BSE, so is on topic:-

https://www.dropbox.com/s/o315z6srqt9bx77/Posing%20Guide.doc?dl=0

Ron.

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