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Messages - Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Clearly taking the piss...;D
Deeply sorry if I have upset you in any way with my comments Mr STEMO  :-[
all was in jest
previous forum posts implied you where a thieving scouser 
further investigation shows you are "up north" ,so, not necessarily living in Liverpool

But he can still feel proud of coming from that great city! I would be even though I am a Londoner / Southerner!! :D :D :y





We are talking about Liverpool, Lizzie. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: One for lord Opti....
« on: Today at 12:51:13 »
Bless her little cotton socks.....at least she tried :D ;D

Yes......we like the ladies for their cuddly bits. It's not really fair to expect a girlie to know the difference between a petrol car and a milk float. :)


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General Car Chat / Re: As i managed to kill the Desmond...
« on: 16 December 2018, 18:35:43 »
It may be too late for Ronnyd but a Signum will make the owner very attractive to women. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: As i managed to kill the Desmond...
« on: 16 December 2018, 18:33:13 »
.... i am now looking for a replacement. Thoughts on a Vectra C please.
There is NOTHING to like about the god awful Vectra-C, except perhaps space.  An awful ride, and anything more powerful than the 2.0DTi engine shows the (lack of) capabilities in the chassis.

........but other than these minor faults I think you're suggesting the Sigvec is a fine motor car. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Brexit Deal acceptance.
« on: 16 December 2018, 18:22:12 »
That.s all we need, another "newbie" coming along and telling all us old reprobates how to behave. ::)

Is he for real or is it somebody on here?

Seems big on piety.

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General Car Chat / Re: As i managed to kill the Desmond...
« on: 16 December 2018, 18:19:22 »
.... i am now looking for a replacement. Thoughts on a Vectra C please.

You won't go far wrong with a Signum.

Film star looks combined with race car performance. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: 12p a litre.
« on: 16 December 2018, 17:35:43 »
Shell Vpower. :)
I've heard, but can't comment, that you get a better MPG from the super stuff in a powerful car such as yours.
Motoring saucepot milf, VBH did a back to back test with a Golf GTi using a selection of go faster fuels... iirc, Shell V-Power came out on top both on a dyno and track.

She is quite sexy. :-* :-* :-*

I think the biggest difference to power seems to be when the outside temperature is cold.

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General Car Chat / Re: 12p a litre.
« on: 16 December 2018, 17:25:47 »
Shell Vpower. :)
I've heard, but can't comment, that you get a better MPG from the super stuff in a powerful car such as yours.


Well.....I use the rocket fuel stuff when I can get it and the car seems slightly quicker and faster to respond. Having said that the 'placebo effect' can be pretty powerful.

As for getting more miles from each gallon......it's hard to tell.Trip computer shows 23.6 over the last 5000 miles but I know from brim to brim tests it's a bit of a fibber. ::)




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General Car Chat / Re: 12p a litre.
« on: 16 December 2018, 17:16:48 »
Shell Vpower. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: 12p a litre.
« on: 16 December 2018, 17:14:51 »
How much is it in the Flatlands M'lud?  :)

116p or 121p for the rocket fuel variety.


Derv was 128p.
116p sounds like supermarket fuel to me.

Tesco.....I'm as common as muck. :)
Didn't know Tesco did a premium unleaded. At only 121p why didn't you go for that?

I did. It's called Momentum 99 and is much like Shell Vmax.....or whatever they call it.


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General Car Chat / Re: 12p a litre.
« on: 16 December 2018, 16:58:16 »
How much is it in the Flatlands M'lud?  :)

116p or 121p for the rocket fuel variety.


Derv was 128p.
116p sounds like supermarket fuel to me.

Tesco.....I'm as common as muck. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: 12p a litre.
« on: 16 December 2018, 16:57:39 »
What MPG are you getting from the TATA?  ???

True MPG, not the advertised.  ;D

Comparable with a BMW M5 and Mercedes E63. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: 12p a litre.
« on: 16 December 2018, 16:10:41 »
.....and don't forget the extra cost of bovine piss you diesel boys seem to love so much. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: 12p a litre.
« on: 16 December 2018, 16:09:14 »
How much is it in the Flatlands M'lud?  :)

116p or 121p for the rocket fuel variety.


Derv was 128p.

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General Car Chat / 12p a litre.
« on: 16 December 2018, 16:04:36 »
Having just filled the Tata with petrol I noticed it to be 12p a litre cheaper than lorry fuel. :y

Even Momentum 99 which I buy when available was 7p a litre less.

I see this as God's way of saying he made a mistake when he 'created' derv, and is now trying to put things right. :)

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