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General Discussion Area / Re: Extremely addictive ...
« on: 01 July 2008, 10:38:18 »
I was part of a forum last year, and one of the additions were 100's of flash games with score crds and a leage table, there were loads of cracking games like the one above.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Extremely addictive ...
« on: 01 July 2008, 10:31:59 »
0.25 was my best out of 5 attempts,
Will try again tommorrow as I didnt get any sleep last night.
Will try again tommorrow as I didnt get any sleep last night.
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General Discussion Area / Re: How Many OOF Whilst At Work
« on: 02 July 2008, 16:30:31 »Quote
QuoteI do when I've got nothing else to do, like today.
For the previous couple of weeks, I haven't had any time at all - absolutely snowed under. Now I don't have anything in my hypothetical in-tray until 21/07.
Management? Piss up? Brewery?
When the team I'm in moved offices last year, I organised it. So, it just so happens that, apart from a couple of contractors who couldn't care less, no one can see my screen, and I've got full view of the door.
Update: I won't be viewing the forum from work any more.
They finally worked out I haven't got anything to do, so they made my job redundant. I think that means I get made redundant in a month or so.
Should be very upset - it's a serious kick in the wallet. But somehow or other, I am quite upbeat about it. I needed a good kick up the backside to get out of this dump.
I'm glad I made those enquiries on the forum about taxi driving last week
Very sad news in one sence matey, but in annother way I think you are happy.
Plenty of options out there matey, being a Taxi Driver is just one of them. All the best for the future.
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General Discussion Area / How Many OOF Whilst At Work
« on: 01 July 2008, 13:36:00 »
As per the header ?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Nanny Benz Knows Best
« on: 02 July 2008, 14:47:54 »Quote
I would really love a Morgan Plus 8 Skruntie.
Not 200 mph fast ,but it has great charm and is still quick enough to see of spotty teenagers in a hot hatch.
Nice Choice.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Nanny Benz Knows Best
« on: 02 July 2008, 00:23:51 »
Has it got to be able to top the magic 200 mph Barrier?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Nanny Benz Knows Best
« on: 02 July 2008, 00:21:55 »Quote
You are absolutely right Optimist 60.There is far to much control in all aspects of our lives,and not just cars.
What is the point of making a car capable of 200mph and then restricting it to only 155.Crazy.
dont agree with your views on women drivers,but i will let you off this time.
What's your dream car then Dusty?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Nanny Benz Knows Best
« on: 01 July 2008, 22:43:18 »Quote
I was thinking that, I think Lizzie was away for the weekend, perhaps it was longer, or perhaps she feels she has met her match on oof.
Just PM'd you.
What plannet are you from.
She wont accept that in the slightest.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Nanny Benz Knows Best
« on: 01 July 2008, 22:33:08 »Quote
QuoteJust read a road test on the Mercedes C55.
Now I like these cars, a 5.5 litre V8 and about 367BHP, all in a car the size of a Mondeo/Vectra, make this an ideal hooligans car (pity its not supercharged)
Anyway, naturally it has traction control, but the report said that you cannot fully disengage the traction control system, even when you turn it off at the switch. Apparently the electronics of the car, will only allow partial disengagement.
Am I the only one who is sick and tired of this Nanny knows best mentality. It really pi***s me off.
Yer I like traction control, and I'm sure its helped the ladies of the forum out on one or two occassions on wet roads.
But we men on this Forum need to be able to turn our traction control systems off completely.
I'm sick of 155MPH speed limiters on cars that will do over 200MPH, and Nanny Benz is one of the worst culprits for this.
Am I alone in these views :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
Rather you than me if Lizzie, Deb's or Ljay read this.
There's a thing, it's been quiet on here recently. Not seen Lizzie Zooooooom
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General Discussion Area / Re: Still Bored
« on: 02 July 2008, 00:34:28 »
Research after you made comment on the Singles People Pole.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Still Bored
« on: 02 July 2008, 00:31:55 »
Lonely Heart
A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her
life, so she placed a personal ad that read:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE
FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was
ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail.
None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to
find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"
"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your
dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no
legs, so I can't run away."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in
bed?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her
life, so she placed a personal ad that read:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE
FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was
ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail.
None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to
find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"
"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your
dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no
legs, so I can't run away."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in
bed?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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General Discussion Area / Still Bored
« on: 02 July 2008, 00:29:57 »
[size=14]The Truth Behind Lonely Hearts
This article explains the truth behind what people say in lonely hearts[/size]
[size=12]WOMEN
Athletic - flat chested
Commitment-minded - start choosing curtains
Communicative - just try to get a word in
Emotionally secure - on medication
Employed - has job stuffing envelopes at home
Exotic beauty - would frighten a Martian
Fortyish - 48
Fun - annoying
Light drinker - lush
Loves travel - you're paying!
Non-traditional - ex-husband lives in the basement
Old fashioned - lights out, missionary
Open minded - desperate
Poet - Depressive schizoid
Rubenesque - grossly fat
Stunning - up my own arse
Romantic - looks better in candle light
Spiritual - involved in a cult
Wants soulmate - one step away from stalker
Young at heart - toothless crone
MEN
Athletic - watches football
Average looking - Unusual hair growth
Distinguished looking - fat and grey
Educated - will treat you like the idiot you are
Fortyish - 52, wants 25 year old
Free spirit - shags your sister
Friendship first - As long as it involves nudity
Likes to cuddle - can't get it up
Good looking - Arrogant bastard
Honest - Pathological liar
Huggable - overweight with more body hair than Chewbacca
Light drinker - pisshead
Looks younger - in a bad light
Open minded - wants to shag your sister but she is refusing
Outgoing - loud
Poet - wrote a limerick in a shitter
Professional - owns a suit
Sensitive - closet hommer
Spiritual - had to go to church to get christened
Stable - Stalker (occasionally)[/size]
This article explains the truth behind what people say in lonely hearts[/size]
[size=12]WOMEN
Athletic - flat chested
Commitment-minded - start choosing curtains
Communicative - just try to get a word in
Emotionally secure - on medication
Employed - has job stuffing envelopes at home
Exotic beauty - would frighten a Martian
Fortyish - 48
Fun - annoying
Light drinker - lush
Loves travel - you're paying!
Non-traditional - ex-husband lives in the basement
Old fashioned - lights out, missionary
Open minded - desperate
Poet - Depressive schizoid
Rubenesque - grossly fat
Stunning - up my own arse
Romantic - looks better in candle light
Spiritual - involved in a cult
Wants soulmate - one step away from stalker
Young at heart - toothless crone
MEN
Athletic - watches football
Average looking - Unusual hair growth
Distinguished looking - fat and grey
Educated - will treat you like the idiot you are
Fortyish - 52, wants 25 year old
Free spirit - shags your sister
Friendship first - As long as it involves nudity
Likes to cuddle - can't get it up
Good looking - Arrogant bastard
Honest - Pathological liar
Huggable - overweight with more body hair than Chewbacca
Light drinker - pisshead
Looks younger - in a bad light
Open minded - wants to shag your sister but she is refusing
Outgoing - loud
Poet - wrote a limerick in a shitter
Professional - owns a suit
Sensitive - closet hommer
Spiritual - had to go to church to get christened
Stable - Stalker (occasionally)[/size]
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General Discussion Area / Re: Germans having a laugh
« on: 01 July 2008, 20:39:59 »
If I was building a track or strip car like the guy in annother thread, then yes.
Snazy paint job and whoosh.
For a road car, no firking way.
Snazy paint job and whoosh.
For a road car, no firking way.
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General Discussion Area / Re: 46.3mpg from a 2.5 v6
« on: 30 June 2008, 14:55:16 »
Some interesting results there, just shows what is possible with a V6.