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I drive over to Liverpool......
« on: Yesterday at 18:20:04 »

.....to see me old mum, battle through the weather to get back home, only to find that the mickey has been taken on my favourite forum.  :(
Sod it, I think, I'll go down to my local taverna and get a nice kebab and have a chat. I walks in, "How are you, mate?" "I'm fine, but the weather is bloody awful ". "I know" he says "I've heard it's so cold that even scousers are keeping their hands in their pockets".
It's not fair  :'(
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #1 on: Yesterday at 18:35:41 »

.....to see me old mum, battle through the weather to get back home,
To establish alibi
 only to find that the mickey has been taken on my favourite forum.  :(
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Sod it, I think, I'll go down to my local taverna and get a nice kebab and have a chat. I walks in, "How are you, mate?" "I'm fine, but the weather is bloody awful ". "I know" he says "I've heard it's so cold that even scousers are keeping their hands in their pockets".
It's not fair  :'(
How much did your fence pay you ?
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #2 on: Yesterday at 19:31:44 »

I hear the people of Liverpool have always been keen on making the environment better. Apparently Liverpool was the first city to have unleaded churches. :)
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #3 on: Yesterday at 23:32:55 »

I hear the people of Liverpool have always been keen on making the environment better. Apparently Liverpool was the first city to have unleaded churches. :)

I understand that the catholic faith is quite popular in Liverpool and they have long queues outside of the confessional booths.  :-\

All that guilt .... sigh!  ::)
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #4 on: Today at 05:52:10 »

Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #5 on: Today at 18:55:46 »

Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #6 on: Today at 19:06:21 »

Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Bailed ;)
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #7 on: Today at 19:07:21 »

Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\

No.  He was out watching Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-1 :D ;)
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #8 on: Today at 19:08:25 »

Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\


No.  He was out watching Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-1 :D ;)
I wasn't gonna mention that, but  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #9 on: Today at 19:17:00 »

Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Bailed ;)
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No.  He was out watching Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-1 :D ;)
Why are you giving him an alibi Lizzie  :-\
are you his fence  :-\

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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #10 on: Today at 19:19:46 »

Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
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« Reply #11 on: Today at 19:36:31 »

Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
"you don't have to ask me every time you have to pee "
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #12 on: Today at 19:43:18 »

Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Clearly taking the piss...;D
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #13 on: Today at 19:57:52 »


Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Clearly taking the piss...;D
Deeply sorry if I have upset you in any way with my comments Mr STEMO  :-[
all was in jest
previous forum posts implied you where a thieving scouser 
further investigation shows you are "up north" ,so, not necessarily living in Liverpool 
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Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
« Reply #14 on: Today at 20:13:06 »


Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Clearly taking the piss...;D
Deeply sorry if I have upset you in any way with my comments Mr STEMO  :-[
all was in jest
previous forum posts implied you where a thieving scouser 
further investigation shows you are "up north" ,so, not necessarily living in Liverpool
I'm unupsettable mate. Which is just as well really.  ;D
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