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[TheBoy]

The silly Ford-esque heated screen in the big black Pussy makes everything glare on dark, wet nights.

Its great at clearing frost from the windscreen, but all things considered, I'd rather a normal windscreen.

I've just discovered I can get one for the Metro. And I will, once it's painted. £200 well spent.
All cars should have them.

Not if you can't see at night, and have to drive like an old person and have to come to near standstill every time a car comes the other way.  Its like driving with a dirty screen at night 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I bought myself a pair of yellow-tinted polarised glasses for night driving, but they give me a headache and I look like Bono in them. 

Warning: Thread hijack.
Bono at a concert, clapping his hands, "Every time I clap my hands, a baby dies in Africa!"
Heckler " Well stop clapping you stupid bastard!"

The self-important Mr Bonio  gets on my tits.

He makes it sound as though he is the only person 'saving the world'

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

A good band up to Rattle & hum. Bono should have knocked it on the head after that, but became a sanctimonious t wat who had run out of ideas and carried on to feed the ego, which is the size of Neptune. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I bought myself a pair of yellow-tinted polarised glasses for night driving, but they give me a headache and I look like Bono in them. 

Warning: Thread hijack.
Bono at a concert, clapping his hands, "Every time I clap my hands, a baby dies in Africa!"
Heckler " Well stop clapping you stupid bastard!"

The self-important Mr Bonio  gets on my tits.

He makes it sound as though he is the only person 'saving the world'

Given the state of the place, he's probably right!  Although maybe Geldof can claim some credit as well.   

[STEMO]

And Michael Gove.

[Sir Tigger KC]

And Michael Gove.

Nah he's a Tory, he dosn't give an opps! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

And Michael Gove.

Nah he's a Tory, he dosn't give an opps! 

Does he still have the knife he plunged into poor old Boris?

[STEMO]

And Michael Gove.

Nah he's a Tory, he dosn't give an opps! 

Does he still have the knife he plunged into poor old Boris?

That was part of him saving the world. Well, the UK anyway.

[Sir Tigger KC]

And Michael Gove.

Nah he's a Tory, he dosn't give an opps! 

Does he still have the knife he plunged into poor old Boris?

That was part of him saving the world. Well, the UK anyway.

Is he a Jekyll and Hyde sort of saviour then? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

And Michael Gove.

Nah he's a Tory, he dosn't give an opps! 

Does he still have the knife he plunged into poor old Boris?

That was part of him saving the world. Well, the UK anyway.

Bonio suffers with a messianic complex...... but is so deluded he believes himself to be humble and unassuming.

[STEMO]

And Michael Gove.

Nah he's a Tory, he dosn't give an opps! 

Does he still have the knife he plunged into poor old Boris?

That was part of him saving the world. Well, the UK anyway.

Bonio suffers with a messianic complex...... but is so deluded he believes himself to be humble and unassuming.

The Joshua Tree was the last time I heard a word that Bono said. If you don't pay any attention to them, they don't tend to annoy you.....at all.

[aaronjb]

The silly Ford-esque heated screen in the big black Pussy makes everything glare on dark, wet nights.

Its great at clearing frost from the windscreen, but all things considered, I'd rather a normal windscreen.

I've just discovered I can get one for the Metro. And I will, once it's painted. £200 well spent.
All cars should have them.

Ricky Evans Motorsport? (They supply the blanks for the Cobra screens, I assume probably for everyone else who isn't FoMoCo, too) They're not quite the same as the Ford ones - the lines are straight verticals, not the wibbly Ford-esque lines.

I had no problem driving at night in the Ford with its heated screen, so I agree with you entirely.

Also means that, technically, I don't have to fit a heater to pass the IVA..

[78bex]

I think the Fiesta in front today on the M27 might be needing a new screen 

    https://youtu.be/gvOVTBbZnZk