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STEMO

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Does anyone think......
« on: 26 April 2018, 18:05:27 »
......that Diane Abbott looks like a female, black Benny Hill?
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #1 on: 26 April 2018, 18:13:36 »
No, Benny Hill was more Fit.  ;D
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #2 on: 26 April 2018, 18:23:24 »
Opti would shag it
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #3 on: 26 April 2018, 18:24:03 »
I'm sure he's spent many a cold Lincolnshire night turning Japanese thinking of her.
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #4 on: 26 April 2018, 18:29:02 »
Benny Hill used to make me laugh.  Abbott just makes me very angry! :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #5 on: 26 April 2018, 18:54:37 »
If ever there was a living advertisement for TB to proceed with his cull, she is it. Useless, worthless and dangerous.
She could be our next Home secretary !  :o
Does she wear a wig, or is her hairdresser blind ?  :-\
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #6 on: 26 April 2018, 19:23:00 »
I think Ms. Abbott is a lovely young girl. :)
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #7 on: 26 April 2018, 19:25:54 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 26 April 2018, 18:54:37
If ever there was a living advertisement for TB to proceed with his cull, she is it. Useless, worthless and dangerous.
She could be our next Home secretary !  :o
Does she wear a wig, or is her hairdresser blind ?  :-\
Our next Home Secretary? Really? There isn't an election till 2022, Jeremy Corbyn will either be dead or sat in the corner dribbling by then and as soon as he goes........... ::)
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #8 on: 26 April 2018, 19:26:07 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 26 April 2018, 18:23:24
Opti would shag it

Sexy Shami or dusky Diane.......which would you choose?

A good rogering may cure them of their feminism. :)
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #9 on: 26 April 2018, 19:27:40 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:26:07
Sexy Shami or dusky Diane.......which would you choose?
Dignitas.
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #10 on: 26 April 2018, 19:30:01 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:26:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 26 April 2018, 18:23:24
Opti would shag it

Sexy Shami or dusky Diane.......which would you choose?

A good rogering may cure them of their feminism. :)
Difficult question. Maybe just watch them going at each other?

Sick bag anyone? 🤢
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #11 on: 26 April 2018, 19:33:27 »
Quote from: STEMO on 26 April 2018, 19:30:01
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:26:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 26 April 2018, 18:23:24
Opti would shag it

Sexy Shami or dusky Diane.......which would you choose?

A good rogering may cure them of their feminism. :)
Difficult question. Maybe just watch them going at each other?

Sick bag anyone? 🤢

I'd go for Shami......TB's dream shag. :)
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #12 on: 26 April 2018, 19:34:26 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:33:27
Quote from: STEMO on 26 April 2018, 19:30:01
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:26:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 26 April 2018, 18:23:24
Opti would shag it

Sexy Shami or dusky Diane.......which would you choose?

A good rogering may cure them of their feminism. :)
Difficult question. Maybe just watch them going at each other?

Sick bag anyone? 🤢

I'd go for Shami......TB's dream shag. :)
Shami's a lad......but that's never stopped me before  ;D
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #13 on: 27 April 2018, 16:38:50 »
Quote from: STEMO on 26 April 2018, 19:34:26
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:33:27
Quote from: STEMO on 26 April 2018, 19:30:01
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:26:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 26 April 2018, 18:23:24
Opti would shag it

Sexy Shami or dusky Diane.......which would you choose?

A good rogering may cure them of their feminism. :)
Difficult question. Maybe just watch them going at each other?

Sick bag anyone? 🤢

I'd go for Shami......TB's dream shag. :)
Shami's a lad......but that's never stopped me before ;D

Barnsley girls can be pretty butch so the difference may not be great. :)
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #14 on: 27 April 2018, 19:07:47 »
I try not to think at all...................it hurts my head too much :D :D :D
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #15 on: 28 April 2018, 00:22:14 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:33:27
Quote from: STEMO on 26 April 2018, 19:30:01
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:26:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 26 April 2018, 18:23:24
Opti would shag it

Sexy Shami or dusky Diane.......which would you choose?

A good rogering may cure them of their feminism. :)
Difficult question. Maybe just watch them going at each other?

Sick bag anyone? 🤢

I'd go for Shami......TB's dream shag. :)

I'm shocked, I tell you I'm shocked, :o :o :o TB has stood up his green bint girlfriend Caroline Lucas. :P :P :P
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #16 on: 28 April 2018, 10:18:37 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 28 April 2018, 00:22:14
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:33:27
Quote from: STEMO on 26 April 2018, 19:30:01
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2018, 19:26:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 26 April 2018, 18:23:24
Opti would shag it

Sexy Shami or dusky Diane.......which would you choose?

A good rogering may cure them of their feminism. :)
Difficult question. Maybe just watch them going at each other?

Sick bag anyone? 🤢

I'd go for Shami......TB's dream shag. :)

I'm shocked, I tell you I'm shocked, :o :o :o TB has stood up his green bint girlfriend Caroline Lucas. :P :P :P

I think TB would like to inspect Shami and Caroline naked. (Them not him, or maybe all three :D)

He would then have definitive proof of who sports the most 'green credentials'. This can be judged by the mass and volume of both pubic and armpit hair density. :)

He would be in Brackley heaven. ;)
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #17 on: 28 April 2018, 10:28:26 »
Your a sick man Opti.  ::)
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Re: Does anyone think......
« Reply #18 on: 28 April 2018, 12:51:42 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 28 April 2018, 10:28:26
Your a sick man Opti.  ::)

At least he dropped Diane from the list...

Oh, hang on. Where's the mind bleach? :o
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