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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #1 on: 31 May 2018, 11:55:56 »

Classy. I can see he has impeccable taste. :o
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #2 on: 31 May 2018, 12:45:31 »

My stable of available 'bitches' is impressive.

I reserve these two beauties following nights out that run to more than 30 pints.

They are lovely girls. :)
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #3 on: 31 May 2018, 13:08:16 »

I think my favourite bit is the china mug being bounced off a fizzog..  ;D ;D

That or the arse flashing that seems to have instigated it! ;D
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #4 on: 31 May 2018, 13:29:35 »

I think my favourite bit is the china mug being bounced off a fizzog..  ;D ;D

That or the arse flashing that seems to have instigated it! ;D

Be honest, Aaron. You would. You know you would. :)
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #5 on: 31 May 2018, 14:29:18 »

I think my favourite bit is the china mug being bounced off a fizzog..  ;D ;D

That or the arse flashing that seems to have instigated it! ;D

Be honest, Aaron. You would. You know you would. :)
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*clearly not actually blonde ;D
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #6 on: 31 May 2018, 14:40:03 »

Maybe a trip to Specsavers is required but does anyone think the 'lady' with brown hair looks similar to Meghan Markle..... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #7 on: 31 May 2018, 21:34:45 »

Classy pair 😀😁😂
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #8 on: 31 May 2018, 21:39:01 »

That's classed as a friendly greeting in Barnsley ;D
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #9 on: 31 May 2018, 21:50:37 »

That blonde's a right little go'er!  :y
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #10 on: 01 June 2018, 14:44:38 »

I saw the video and thought, 'The spice girls should really stop.'
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #11 on: 01 June 2018, 20:01:15 »

Let's be fair the Spice Girls should never have started in the first place :D ;D
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #12 on: 01 June 2018, 20:18:31 »

There's a longer version of this video on YouTube .. at the end the blonde speaks to the camera and by the looks of it I'd say she was at the very least hammered, or more likely has a healthy smack habit.. :o
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #13 on: 01 June 2018, 22:55:02 »

This is by far and away the best part of the article.



Looks like a clip from Crouching Tiger Hidden Hippo.  ;D
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Re: Charmer Lord Opti causes problems.....
« Reply #14 on: 01 June 2018, 23:42:47 »

Nothing hidden there... :D

Waste of a cuppa though ::)
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