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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #15 on: 13 June 2018, 22:01:52 »


I wonder if it's possible to get a car in "metallic bird shit" colour ? problem solved . . .

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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #16 on: 13 June 2018, 22:17:11 »

Didn't somebody own an Astra that colour, or was it dog poo brown...  ::)
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #17 on: 14 June 2018, 09:09:51 »

Didn't somebody own an Astra that colour, or was it dog poo brown...  ::)

Honest to god I saw the turdest brown car I've ever seen in L's works car park this morning.. there was already a metallic brown Focus, but now it's been joined by a flat, turd brown Fiat.

Who buys these things!?
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #18 on: 14 June 2018, 09:32:36 »

Horrible 70's car colours seem to be in fashion now. ::)
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #19 on: 14 June 2018, 10:38:44 »

Horrible 70's car colours seem to be in fashion now. ::)

Quite a few Austin All-aggro came in a fetching shade of turd brown.
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #20 on: 14 June 2018, 10:56:48 »

Horrible 70's car colours seem to be in fashion now. ::)

Quite a few Austin All-aggro came in a fetching shade of turd brown.

Thank goodness mine was red. The only brown was from the rust stains.. ;D [edit] Oh, and the vinyl interior, if memory serves!
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #21 on: 14 June 2018, 11:16:27 »

Horrible 70's car colours seem to be in fashion now. ::)

Quite a few Austin All-aggro came in a fetching shade of turd brown.

Thank goodness mine was red. The only brown was from the rust stains.. ;D [edit] Oh, and the vinyl interior, if memory serves!

At least, if when the handling failed you, the evidence was less apparent on the driver's seat. ::)
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #22 on: 14 June 2018, 11:21:16 »

At least, if when the handling failed you, the evidence was less apparent on the driver's seat. ::)

And wipe-clean!
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #23 on: 14 June 2018, 11:35:35 »

Horrible 70's car colours seem to be in fashion now. ::)

Quite a few Austin All-aggro came in a fetching shade of turd brown.

Thank goodness mine was red. The only brown was from the rust stains.. ;D [edit] Oh, and the vinyl interior, if memory serves!

At least, if when the handling failed you, the evidence was less apparent on the driver's seat. ::)

Are you suggesting the All-aggro was inferior to the Marina when it comes to handling prowess, Kevin?.... ;)



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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #24 on: 14 June 2018, 11:57:38 »

Horrible 70's car colours seem to be in fashion now. ::)

Quite a few Austin All-aggro came in a fetching shade of turd brown.

Thank goodness mine was red. The only brown was from the rust stains.. ;D [edit] Oh, and the vinyl interior, if memory serves!

At least, if when the handling failed you, the evidence was less apparent on the driver's seat. ::)

Are you suggesting the All-aggro was inferior to the Marina when it comes to handling prowess, Kevin?.... ;)
Well, I'm not sure I am qualified to answer that. At least, on the plus side, in an All-Aggro, you are unlikely to be distracted by the opposite sex. Or any sex at all, for that matter. Things are different in a Marina, as Sir Tigger will attest. ;D
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #25 on: 14 June 2018, 12:17:26 »

Well, I'm not sure I am qualified to answer that. At least, on the plus side, in an All-Aggro, you are unlikely to be distracted by the opposite sex. Or any sex at all, for that matter. Things are different in a Marina, as Sir Tigger will attest. ;D

I can vouch for that. In fact, it took an additional seven years for the effects of the Allegro to wear off..  ;D :-X :-[
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #26 on: 14 June 2018, 12:45:51 »

Horrible 70's car colours seem to be in fashion now. ::)

Quite a few Austin All-aggro came in a fetching shade of turd brown.

Aggro handled better than the Marina,I had both :-X,18TC Marina a hoot on a straight road but woeful in the bendy bits

Thank goodness mine was red. The only brown was from the rust stains.. ;D [edit] Oh, and the vinyl interior, if memory serves!

At least, if when the handling failed you, the evidence was less apparent on the driver's seat. ::)

Are you suggesting the All-aggro was inferior to the Marina when it comes to handling prowess, Kevin?.... ;)

Aggro was better than the Marina(I had both :-X) although the 1.8TC was a hoot in a straight line but only in a straight line ::)
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #27 on: 14 June 2018, 12:57:51 »

Horrible 70's car colours seem to be in fashion now. ::)

Quite a few Austin All-aggro came in a fetching shade of turd brown.

Thank goodness mine was red. The only brown was from the rust stains.. ;D [edit] Oh, and the vinyl interior, if memory serves!

At least, if when the handling failed you, the evidence was less apparent on the driver's seat. ::)

Are you suggesting the All-aggro was inferior to the Marina when it comes to handling prowess, Kevin?.... ;)
Well, I'm not sure I am qualified to answer that. At least, on the plus side, in an All-Aggro, you are unlikely to be distracted by the opposite sex. Or any sex at all, for that matter. Things are different in a Marina, as Sir Tigger will attest. ;D

Oh...I don't know.

I've  heard rumours that the desirable and much sought after All-aggro 1750 HL has girls panties sticking to their gusset in anticipation as they get peeled off. :)
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #28 on: 14 June 2018, 13:31:17 »

Only sweaty from all that vinyl  :o
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #29 on: 14 June 2018, 13:41:02 »

Only sweaty from all that vinyl  :o


Or a rash from all that velour. That's what she said the cause was.
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