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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #30 on: 14 June 2018, 13:44:34 »

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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #31 on: 14 June 2018, 14:24:13 »

My Marina 1800TC Coupe in mustard with the black stripe down the bonnet was a proper fanny magnet!  :y
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #32 on: 14 June 2018, 14:47:25 »

My Marina 1800TC Coupe in mustard with the black stripe down the bonnet was a proper fanny magnet!  :y

These Dorset 'farm girls' appear far from fussy who they drop their knickers for.

A flagon of 'Darzett scrumpy' and you can have your wicked way. :)
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #33 on: 14 June 2018, 16:23:42 »

My Marina 1800TC Coupe in mustard with the black stripe down the bonnet was a proper fanny magnet!  :y

These Dorset 'farm girls' appear far from fussy who they drop their knickers for.

A flagon of 'Darzett scrumpy' and you can have your wicked way. :)
did consider a road trip then ....
but looked at the map , Dorset is very close to the edge of the earth  :o
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #34 on: 14 June 2018, 16:26:18 »

My Marina 1800TC Coupe in mustard with the black stripe down the bonnet was a proper fanny magnet!  :y

These Dorset 'farm girls' appear far from fussy who they drop their knickers for.

A flagon of 'Darzett scrumpy' and you can have your wicked way. :)
did consider a road trip then ....
but looked at the map , Dorset is very close to the edge of the earth  :o
Yep, a few of them tried to get to Exeter once. Didn't come back, though. :o
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #35 on: 14 June 2018, 16:38:30 »

My Marina 1800TC Coupe in mustard with the black stripe down the bonnet was a proper fanny magnet!  :y

These Dorset 'farm girls' appear far from fussy who they drop their knickers for.

A flagon of 'Darzett scrumpy' and you can have your wicked way. :)
did consider a road trip then ....
but looked at the map , Dorset is very close to the edge of the earth  :o
Yep, a few of them tried to get to Exeter once. Didn't come back, though. :o

I've been to Exeter. Very similar to Royston Vasey. :y
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #36 on: 14 June 2018, 17:03:23 »

My Marina 1800TC Coupe in mustard with the black stripe down the bonnet was a proper fanny magnet!  :y

These Dorset 'farm girls' appear far from fussy who they drop their knickers for.

A flagon of 'Darzett scrumpy' and you can have your wicked way. :)
did consider a road trip then ....
but looked at the map , Dorset is very close to the edge of the earth  :o
Yep, a few of them tried to get to Exeter once. Didn't come back, though. :o

I've been to Exeter. Very similar to Royston Vasey. :y
Hadfield (Royston Vassey ) is a nice area just on the outskirts of the known world ,Derbyshire  :)
Exeter on the other hand is again ,very close to the edge of the earth
could you see the ice wall F.M. Dr Opti  ?  :-\

I empathize with you re : bird mess, one local here feeds the dam birds ,which "go toilet "on my car  :'(
should I go and "go toilet" on his car  :-\

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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #37 on: 14 June 2018, 19:08:55 »

My Marina 1800TC Coupe in mustard with the black stripe down the bonnet was a proper fanny magnet!  :y

Dorset posh totty appear far from fussy who they drop their knickers for.

A flagon of 'Darzett scrumpy' and you can have your wicked way. :)

The trick was to find a rebellious one who wanted to piss her parents off!  :)

My Marina graced a few crunchy drives back in the day!  ;D
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #38 on: 14 June 2018, 23:30:22 »

My Marina 1800TC Coupe in mustard with the black stripe down the bonnet was a proper fanny magnet!  :y

Dorset posh totty appear far from fussy who they drop their knickers for.

A flagon of 'Darzett scrumpy' and you can have your wicked way. :)

The trick was to find a rebellious one who wanted to piss her parents off!  :)

My Marina graced a few crunchy drives back in the day!  ;D

<wonders if it's a Euphemism> :-\
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #39 on: 15 June 2018, 04:20:12 »

My Marina 1800TC Coupe in mustard with the black stripe down the bonnet was a proper fanny magnet!  :y

These Dorset 'farm girls' appear far from fussy who they drop their knickers for.

A flagon of 'Darzett scrumpy' and you can have your wicked way. :)
did consider a road trip then ....
but looked at the map , Dorset is very close to the edge of the earth  :o

That why the IOW ferry is on the most expensive strip of water in the world. Getting there is easy as you drop off the world, getting back. :-X :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #40 on: 15 June 2018, 08:10:32 »

Speaking of the IOW, there's a double-decker bus that goes from Yarmouth to The Battery, way up above the Needles, via a narrow winding road. I
f you sit on the upper deck, front nearside seat, you appear to be suspended above the cliffs/sea - it's fresh underwear time, but a great thrill!  8) :o :y

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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #41 on: 15 June 2018, 08:27:50 »

Fresh underwear time is December Ron  :y socks too and a bath if need be  :P
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #42 on: 15 June 2018, 08:56:47 »

That might be too soon, Dave, I won't have turned them enough times by then!
Here's the guide: after repeatedly turning them (front to back, back to front....), throw them at the wall and if they slide down then there's more wear left in them. If they stick firmly, it may be time for fresh knickers?
Remember that clothing store, C&A? Their labels told you which way round to wear them: now that they have gone, we have to rely on the old way - yellow at the front, brown at the rear!  :y 8)

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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #43 on: 15 June 2018, 09:04:41 »

That might be too soon, Dave, I won't have turned them enough times by then!
Here's the guide: after repeatedly turning them (front to back, back to front....), throw them at the wall and if they slide down then there's more wear left in them. If they stick firmly, it may be time for fresh knickers?
Remember that clothing store, C&A? Their labels told you which way round to wear them: now that they have gone, we have to rely on the old way - yellow at the front, brown at the rear!  :y 8)

Ron.
Boxers or y fronts surely  :-\
Knickers and panties are for the 2 bottom types (women)   :y
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Re: Remove marks left from bird shit?
« Reply #44 on: 15 June 2018, 09:09:18 »

Ok Dave - you got me! Obviously, I used the term loosely, but I accept your correction.
Incidentally, you are right; sock changing is an annual event, along with bathing, whether needed or not.  :)

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