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Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« on: 17 October 2018, 08:57:58 »

Going up the M1 last night, around the MK area. Personal plate of some form..

.. but then I thought "Nah, can't be. It's only doing 70 and it's in the middle lane." ;) ;D
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #1 on: 17 October 2018, 10:31:07 »

Black pussy.

Some like it. Some don't.
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #2 on: 17 October 2018, 16:24:31 »

Black pussy.

Some like it. Some don't.
Tried it. Once...
« Last Edit: 17 October 2018, 16:26:57 by Doctor Gollum »
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #3 on: 17 October 2018, 17:22:52 »

Black pussy.

Some like it. Some don't.
Tried it. Once...

....and me. More dusky black than black black though.
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #4 on: 17 October 2018, 19:00:41 »

Pink interior?  :-X ;D
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #5 on: 17 October 2018, 19:30:28 »

Black pussy.

Some like it. Some don't.
Tried it. Once...

You had to edit that?  ???  ::)  Are you sure?  ;D
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #6 on: 17 October 2018, 19:58:25 »

Going up the M1 last night, around the MK area. Personal plate of some form..

.. but then I thought "Nah, can't be. It's only doing 70 and it's in the middle lane." ;) ;D
I'm sure once I get around to my 3.5hrs of being patronised, I'll be a reformed character, and drive at 50....
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #7 on: 17 October 2018, 20:19:39 »

Black pussy.

Some like it. Some don't.
Tried it. Once...

You had to edit that?  ???  ::)  Are you sure?  ;D
Yeah, I didn't go back :D
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #8 on: 17 October 2018, 20:39:41 »

Going up the M1 last night, around the MK area. Personal plate of some form..

.. but then I thought "Nah, can't be. It's only doing 70 and it's in the middle lane." ;) ;D
I'm sure once I get around to my 3.5hrs of being patronised, I'll be a reformed character, and drive at 50....

You can go along with SWMBO, nearly died laughing when she told me!  ;D
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #9 on: 18 October 2018, 08:52:13 »

Going up the M1 last night, around the MK area. Personal plate of some form..

.. but then I thought "Nah, can't be. It's only doing 70 and it's in the middle lane." ;) ;D
I'm sure once I get around to my 3.5hrs of being patronised, I'll be a reformed character, and drive at 50....

Case of having to* on the M1 at the moment, half the thing is roadworks as they prepare to "improve" it by making it "smart" so is riddled with averaging cameras.. >:(

*50ish, anyway.
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #10 on: 18 October 2018, 10:27:28 »

Pink interior?  :-X ;D

Yes, the contrast is very apparent close up.
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #11 on: 21 October 2018, 11:28:13 »

Going up the M1 last night, around the MK area. Personal plate of some form..

.. but then I thought "Nah, can't be. It's only doing 70 and it's in the middle lane." ;) ;D
I'm sure once I get around to my 3.5hrs of being patronised, I'll be a reformed character, and drive at 50....

I had a bit of an issue on mine... They didn’t understand the rules for pickup trucks and kept trying to say that it depended if a business paid VAT on it or not. I politely suggested they looked into it before the next course as they were advising people incorrectly - even threatened to record them so if I was stopped by the police I had proof they had told me the speed limits  :-X ::)
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #12 on: 21 October 2018, 12:08:53 »

Going up the M1 last night, around the MK area. Personal plate of some form..

.. but then I thought "Nah, can't be. It's only doing 70 and it's in the middle lane." ;) ;D
I'm sure once I get around to my 3.5hrs of being patronised, I'll be a reformed character, and drive at 50....
Don't be late. They sent one lad home for being five minutes late on mine.
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #13 on: 21 October 2018, 12:11:19 »

Going up the M1 last night, around the MK area. Personal plate of some form..

.. but then I thought "Nah, can't be. It's only doing 70 and it's in the middle lane." ;) ;D
I'm sure once I get around to my 3.5hrs of being patronised, I'll be a reformed character, and drive at 50....


You could listen and maybe learn something. Even if it's a better understanding of why some drivers are so bad at it. Over a third of the attenders of the course I did were advised that they should have an eye test from a quick look at the test chart. A third!!! There were several people who correctly identified fewer than 15 out of 40 roadsigns. The reaction-time test was an eye opener terrifying.
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Re: Did I spot TBs big black .. Jaguar?
« Reply #14 on: 21 October 2018, 12:12:38 »

When all the Omegas are gone, this could easily become the 'I survived a speed awareness course' support group...  ::)
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