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[Andy B]

http://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0 

[Lizzie Zoom]

 

[btc]

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Tres bien!   

[henryd]

 

[Keith ABS]

 

[ronnyd]

Goes to show you can,t wipe yer arse on an i-pad, or if you did it would be similar to the good old Izal. 

[dave the builder]

It's a shame junk mail is not printed on flush-able paper 
Mrs Builder insists on buying huge bails of andrex rolls
though what she does with them all I have no idea 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Goes to show you can,t wipe yer arse on an i-pad, or if you did it would be similar to the good old Izal. 

Yep....Izal was 'not fit for purpose'

More like grease proof paper. Nothing stuck to it.

[Bigron]

You were obviously not using Izal correctly. Here's how to do it.....
Take one sheet of Izal and fold it into four.
Tear off a piece of the folded section and reserve, leaving a hole in the remaining sheet when unfolded.
Insert your "Saturday-night" finger into the hole.
Use that finger up your **** to clean it.
Use the (still folded) torn-off piece to clean off under your finger nail.
Job done!

Ron.

[aaronjb]

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You were obviously not using Izal correctly. Here's how to do it.....
Take one sheet of Izal and fold it into four.
Tear off a piece of the folded section and reserve, leaving a hole in the remaining sheet when unfolded.
Insert your "Saturday-night" finger into the hole.
Use that finger up your **** to clean it.
Use the (still folded) torn-off piece to clean off under your finger nail.
Job done!

Ron.

I sincerely hope you don't work in the catering trade.

[Bigron]

I make lovely flapjacks and brownies.......

Ron.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I make lovely flapjacks and brownies.......

Ron.

I dread to think what goes on behind closed doors at the local 'Chinky' or kebab shop.

[Bigron]

They have Brown Windsor soup on the menu now.

Ron.

[zirk]

I make lovely flapjacks and brownies.......

Ron.

I dread to think what goes on behind closed doors at the local 'Chinky' or kebab shop.

I learnt recently that nearly half of these promoted Take Aways on Just Eat and Uber Food sites have really Poor or Zero Hygiene Ratings that are given by the Local Councils  as its a good way for these type of Business to Trade due to a poor normal Walk In Customers. 

[Mister Rog]

You were obviously not using Izal correctly. Here's how to do it.....
Take one sheet of Izal and fold it into four.
Tear off a piece of the folded section and reserve, leaving a hole in the remaining sheet when unfolded.
Insert your "Saturday-night" finger into the hole.
Use that finger up your **** to clean it.
Use the (still folded) torn-off piece to clean off under your finger nail.
Job done!

Ron.

I would hate to see inside your brain . . . .       

[Kevin Wood]

I make lovely flapjacks and brownies.......

Ron.

I dread to think what goes on behind closed doors at the local 'Chinky' or kebab shop.

I learnt recently that nearly half of these promoted Take Aways on Just Eat and Uber Food sites have really Poor or Zero Hygiene Ratings that are given by the Local Councils  as its a good way for these type of Business to Trade due to a poor normal Walk In Customers. 

If you can't be @rsed to look beyond a crAPP on your phone when purchasing a meal, you deserve what you end up with.