Here's my latest conspiracy theory!
Today (Weds) MP's vote against leaving with no deal.
Tomorrow (Thurs) MP's vote to extend Article 50 period.
European Council (EU27) refuse to extend Article 50 period.
Theresa May brings the Withdrawal Agreement back to Parliament for a third time a few days before 29th March and it passes with a slim majority.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland leaves the European Union on 29th May 2019 after a short extension is granted for technical legislative reasons.
The trade negotiations begin, but despite the UK giving major concessions like granting the EU fishing fleet full access to our waters and agreeing joint sovereignty over Gibraltar with Spain, there is little progress due to EU intransigence and inflexibility.
On 1st January 2021 the UK goes into the backstop and despite frantic diplomacy from the UK the EU refuse permission to exit.
The Labour Party under their new leader, Keir Starmer win the 2022 General Election on a platform of a referendum to rejoin the EU.
The referendum is held in May 2023 and the result at the end of a long and acrimonious campaign is 54% in favour of rejoining.
Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer begins negotiations with the EU to join the EU and it is made very clear that there will be no opt outs or vetoes and the UK will be treated like any other new member.
The United Kingdom joins the European Union as it's 34th* member on 1st January 2025 and on 26th June 2026 becomes the 33rd** member of the Eurozone.
* Meanwhile the West Balkan countries have joined.
** Denmark is the only country to resist intense pressure for all EU countries to adopt the Euro.