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Author Topic: Well, that was simple enough.  (Read 5003 times)

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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #15 on: 02 March 2019, 18:06:32 »
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2019, 18:04:12
Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #16 on: 02 March 2019, 18:08:56 »
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Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2019, 18:04:12
Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.
Hmmmmmmm  :-\
Does it tell jehovas witnesses to put you on the 'do not disturb' list?
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #17 on: 02 March 2019, 18:19:30 »
Quote from: Auto Addict on 02 March 2019, 18:06:32
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2019, 18:04:12
Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.

It's much more satisfying telling them to Eff Off though!  :P

That's not restricted to the Jovies either, door knockers of most descriptions particularly those trying to sell me shite or Labour candidates at election time generally get short shrift from me!  :y
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #18 on: 02 March 2019, 18:23:16 »
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2019, 18:04:12
Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?
Do they still have them  :-\

I don't answer the door
(unless someone is expected ,phoned first, observed on CCTV as being someone I know)
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #19 on: 02 March 2019, 18:27:58 »
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Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2019, 18:04:12
Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?
Do they still have them  :-\

I don't answer the door
(unless someone is expected ,phoned first, observed on CCTV as being someone I know)
Indeed they do.
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #20 on: 03 March 2019, 09:43:04 »
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Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2019, 18:04:12
Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.
Like hell they do.  They see you as a convert target.
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #21 on: 03 March 2019, 09:50:01 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 02 March 2019, 18:19:30
It's much more satisfying telling them to Eff Off though!  :P
Well, errr, uhmmm, not one of me finer moments...

A good few years back, we were having issues with the Jovos calling every other evening, trying to get me to see the light, so I'd got used to just shouting FO and a bit of name calling from the armchair, as you do...

...one evening they were particularly persistent, so I did answer the door, and it was my (then) neighbour calling round to let me know his ill son had just died and there would be lots of friends/family/coroner around, and sorry if it caused us any inconvenience.

Well, you can imagine now I felt  :-[.


So I really try to refrain now.
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #22 on: 03 March 2019, 09:51:13 »
I would invite you in, but as it's Ramadan, I can't offer you anything to eat or drink and I wouldn't want to be rude...
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #23 on: 03 March 2019, 12:09:10 »
Please come in, I'll take copies of all your literature if you just sign this organ donor form .... they tend not to come back ....   :)
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #24 on: 03 March 2019, 12:09:43 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 March 2019, 09:51:13
I would invite you in, but as it's Ramadan, I can't offer you anything to eat or drink and I wouldn't want to be rude...


I would invite you in for tea, but it's Lent(from Wednesday anyway) and I'm not allowed to eat fat bastards like you.......
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #25 on: 03 March 2019, 14:20:28 »
I will listen to your preaching if you come and donate a pint of blood with me afterwards.  :D
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #26 on: 03 March 2019, 14:22:36 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 03 March 2019, 14:20:28
I will listen to your preaching if you come and donate a pint of blood with me afterwards.  :D
Ooh fighting talk... :D
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #27 on: 03 March 2019, 16:44:01 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 03 March 2019, 09:43:04
Quote from: Auto Addict on 02 March 2019, 18:06:32
Quote from: STEMO on 02 March 2019, 18:04:12
Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.
Like hell they do.  They see you as a convert target.
It works for me, when they call at every house in our close, they give us a miss - try it and see ;)
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #28 on: 11 March 2019, 09:35:03 »
Interesting what you catch on video.

Neighbours wife (retired) goes out at 2 a.m. every morning and returns at 2.20 a.m. ???
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Re: Well, that was simple enough.
« Reply #29 on: 11 March 2019, 10:48:31 »
Drugs or sex...  :o
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