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Re: Knife crime tsar
« Reply #45 on: 06 March 2019, 15:29:38 »

I have a Swiss Army Pocket Knife, given to me by our Swiss parent company for achieving our targets, which has 20 tools that I keep in my handbag for emergency use :D ;)
Yeah, yeah. Tell that to the judge;D

Yeah. Honest gov. Just for emergencies :D :D ;)

You'll be going down, Lizzie.......... :) :-* :-* :-* :-* ::) ::) ::) ::)
I beg you pardon  :o    ;D

Lizzie is a nice young lady. She knows I'm a gentleman and wouldn't dream of implying imply the other type of 'going down'. :) ::)

Exactly right Opti. I didn't know there was another way to "go down"......you go down to your car or go down to Australia, but surely there is no other meaning?    ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Knife crime tsar
« Reply #46 on: 06 March 2019, 15:37:19 »

When walking between the car and the beach I often walk in public with 2 knives strapped to my wetsuit while carrying 2 pretty big spearguns.  In Brighton that can be a couple of miles through the town centre.  Nobody bats an eyelid.
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Re: Knife crime tsar
« Reply #47 on: 06 March 2019, 16:27:55 »

When walking between the car and the beach I often walk in public with 2 knives strapped to my wetsuit while carrying 2 pretty big spearguns.  In Brighton that can be a couple of miles through the town centre.  Nobody bats an eyelid.

Stranger things have happened in Brighton. ;)
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Re: Knife crime tsar
« Reply #48 on: 06 March 2019, 16:28:28 »

I have a Swiss Army Pocket Knife, given to me by our Swiss parent company for achieving our targets, which has 20 tools that I keep in my handbag for emergency use :D ;)
Yeah, yeah. Tell that to the judge;D

Yeah. Honest gov. Just for emergencies :D :D ;)

You'll be going down, Lizzie.......... :) :-* :-* :-* :-* ::) ::) ::) ::)
I beg you pardon  :o    ;D

Lizzie is a nice young lady. She knows I'm a gentleman and wouldn't dream of implying imply the other type of 'going down'. :) ::)

Exactly right Opti. I didn't know there was another way to "go down"......you go down to your car or go down to Australia, but surely there is no other meaning?    ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*

Ahem - the lady doth protest too much! ;D :-*

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Re: Knife crime tsar
« Reply #49 on: 06 March 2019, 16:51:55 »

When walking between the car and the beach I often walk in public with 2 knives strapped to my wetsuit while carrying 2 pretty big spearguns.  In Brighton that can be a couple of miles through the town centre.  Nobody bats an eyelid.

Stranger things have happened in Brighton. ;)

Are you speaking from experience there Mr W?  ::)
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Re: Knife crime tsar
« Reply #50 on: 06 March 2019, 16:56:37 »

When walking between the car and the beach I often walk in public with 2 knives strapped to my wetsuit while carrying 2 pretty big spearguns.  In Brighton that can be a couple of miles through the town centre.  Nobody bats an eyelid.

Stranger things have happened in Brighton. ;)

Are you speaking from experience there Mr W?  ::)

You're the one who chooses to walk the streets there dressed like a gimp. ;)
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Re: Knife crime tsar
« Reply #51 on: 06 March 2019, 19:14:59 »

About 5 years ago our C&R instructor was withdrawing cash from a bank in Cambridgeshire two scumbags threatened him with a knife & demanded his cash , he is a very polite & slightly built man he asked them to politely move on otherwise he would be forced to defend himself to cut a long story short he disarmed them left them groaning on the pavement & handed the knives in to the local police after he called them to the scene, this scenario was witnessed by two of my colleagues , just wished I had been on that training event that week.
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Re: Knife crime tsar
« Reply #52 on: 06 March 2019, 19:47:03 »

When walking between the car and the beach I often walk in public with 2 knives strapped to my wetsuit while carrying 2 pretty big spearguns.  In Brighton that can be a couple of miles through the town centre.  Nobody bats an eyelid.

Stranger things have happened in Brighton. ;)

Are you speaking from experience there Mr W?  ::)

You're the one who chooses to walk the streets there dressed like a gimp. ;)

I see you were stalking me around brighton again.  We've talked about this ::)
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Re: Knife crime tsar
« Reply #53 on: 06 March 2019, 20:04:18 »

About 5 years ago our C&R instructor was withdrawing cash from a bank in Cambridgeshire two scumbags threatened him with a knife & demanded his cash , he is a very polite & slightly built man he asked them to politely move on otherwise he would be forced to defend himself to cut a long story short he disarmed them left them groaning on the pavement & handed the knives in to the local police after he called them to the scene, this scenario was witnessed by two of my colleagues , just wished I had been on that training event that week.

A neighbour on mine was a nurse at Broadmoor and had just competed his C&R refresher course and lightly showed me a couple of restraint moves and that was enough to get the gist of how easy it is to put people in very painful restraint positions that get much more painful as you resist. I must admit I was impressed.
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