Topic: Retired, and with man-flu! (Read 2900 times)

Bigron · « **on:** 04 October 2019, 16:09:36 »

How unfair is that? Unwell in my own time and no day off work!

Ron.

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #1 on:** 04 October 2019, 16:20:36 »

Man flu....

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #2 on:** 04 October 2019, 16:22:57 »

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 October 2019, 16:20:36

Man flu....

Let us hope not or it is RIP Ron.... $:-\$

scimmy_man · « **Reply #3 on:** 04 October 2019, 17:17:49 »

can you put a note in?

then have another day off when better???

Bigron · « **Reply #4 on:** 04 October 2019, 17:25:56 »

Good plan! Er, how does that work, then?

Ron.

BazaJT · « **Reply #5 on:** 04 October 2019, 17:58:03 »

On the flip side now I'm retired I can afford to be ill

When I was working I was self employed[a "one man band"]so couldn't afford to be ill as I'd have no income for the duration and would've been letting customers down.At least now the pension comes in regardless

redelitev6 · « **Reply #6 on:** 04 October 2019, 20:16:11 »

Make the most of retirement , surprising how many people pop their clogs soon after retiring

Bigron · « **Reply #7 on:** 04 October 2019, 20:19:18 »

True: I'm on borrowed time as it is!

Ron.

biggriffin · « **Reply #8 on:** 04 October 2019, 20:22:28 »

Quote from: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 20:19:18

True: I'm on borrowed time as it is!

Ron.

Can I have ya car....

dave the builder · « **Reply #9 on:** 04 October 2019, 20:28:38 »

I think your entitled to a fit young nubile nurse to take care of your needs on the NHS Ron

If not,I hope you get better soon

Quote from: biggriffin on 04 October 2019, 20:22:28

Quote from: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 20:19:18
True: I'm on borrowed time as it is!

Ron.

Can I have ya car....

Join the queue ,it's got a new MOT

Bigron · « **Reply #10 on:** 04 October 2019, 23:00:29 »

I thought perhaps a week in bed, under a trained nurse?

Ron.

Terbs · « **Reply #11 on:** 05 October 2019, 00:15:30 »

How do you spell a long intake of breath

A week under NNNurse GGGGladys Emmanuel will kill or cure

Bigron · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 October 2019, 07:40:47 »

Ah, but what lovely "pillows" she has!

Ron.

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 October 2019, 08:43:07 »

Quote from: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 23:00:29

I thought perhaps a week in bed, under a trained nurse?

Ron.

Bigron · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 October 2019, 09:02:15 »

HEEELP!!!

dave the builder · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 October 2019, 09:46:05 »

Clearly Sir Tigger's idea of "a fit young nubile nurse" is very different to what I had in mind

I do hope that photo did not set back your recovery too much Ron $:-\$
this one will change the brake fluid in the reservoir of your Omega too

Bigron · « **Reply #16 on:** 05 October 2019, 12:16:51 »

With that for a friend, who needs enemas!

Ron.

TheBoy · « **Reply #17 on:** 05 October 2019, 14:35:09 »

Quote from: Tainted Tony on 05 October 2019, 00:15:30

How do you spell a long intake of breath
A week under NNNurse GGGGladys Emmanuel will kill or cure

That killed Arkwright off though

Bigron · « **Reply #18 on:** 05 October 2019, 15:21:15 »

Well, if you have to go.....

Ron.

Nick W · « **Reply #19 on:** 05 October 2019, 17:17:54 »

The first picture is of the nurse who calculates your BMI and insists that you, who with a lot of effort might lose 5kg, is obese and will die waddling out to your car. After she's emptied another inhaler for enough breath for such a long sentence.

I'm not bitter.....

BazaJT · « **Reply #20 on:** 06 October 2019, 10:42:30 »

She'd have to be offering some pretty damn special "services" to get anywhere near me with a syringe that size

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 October 2019, 12:28:39 »

Quote from: BazaJT on 06 October 2019, 10:42:30

She'd have to be offering some pretty damn special "services" to get anywhere near me with a syringe that size

Looks very much like silicone sealant to my eyes.

A tube full of this up the back passage may prove to be an inexpensive cure for diarrhoea, and discourage men who like boys bottoms rather too much.

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