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Prince Albert is known for being, er, open minded

I’m rubbish at history, I’d always thought that a Prince Albert was a genital piercing. Every days a school day.    

Rumour has it Albert the German sausage man was hung like a horse......which is why Victoria said "we are not amused" whenever he came near her.

Thanks

The ECU is in the car, not the gearbox. As long as speed sensors and selector switches are removable, the Carlton bits should bolt onto the Omega B one.

Prince Albert is known for being, er, open minded

I’m rubbish at history, I’d always thought that a Prince Albert was a genital piercing. Every days a school day.    

I was being witty... Prince Albert was husband to Queen Victoria before he became a fetish.

Yes thanks Nick, that will be the cause.   

Gearbox ecu compatible?

What is it then ? Old age ? 

Dehydration?

Treated the Audi to a new set of front brake pads. Not fitted them yet but will do soon, as although they’re only around 60% worn they have started kicking out more dust, and I hate dirty alloys.    Rears to follow shortly as using cruise a lot appears to wear front and rears at an equal rate.

Wimpy …….

A couple of years back, their famous Bender in a Bun got renamed Mr Bendy.  Clearly that is too much for middle class Oxfordian types with nothing better to do, and has now called Pork Bendy.

For years I thought Wimpy had gone completely, since we lost the one in your old homeland formerly known as Cadena Cafe. It was years later that I realised that they still existed. 

How the hell can a Pork Bender be more acceptable than a Mr Bendy.   

I'll give you a pork bender, young man 

Our bins were square, made of galvanised steel and fitted, by two lugs either side, into a metal frame in our back yard wall. The binmen would have to carry them the full length of the back alley (jigger), tip them and bring them back.
But they were the same binmen for years, and they used to get a small Christmas gift off everyone.