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[Rods2]

Put some sunshine in your life.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5117627/Model-Louisa-Warwick-flaunts-ample-assets.html

 

[Mister Rog]

Too skinny . . . . 

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Busty display?  Ample assets?  She looks a bit bony to me.   

Opps must type faster, Rog beat me to it!    No not the sort of girl I look for to keep me warm on a cold winters night! 

[Doctor Gollum]

And people wonder why sexual harassment keeps popping up 

[Lizzie Zoom]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

[Mister Rog]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

We really are pathetic aren't we       

Chocolate and shoes are much more appealing 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

The list is long, Lizzie.......and often quite strange.

[Lizzie Zoom]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

We really are pathetic aren't we       

Chocolate and shoes are much more appealing 

Now you're talking Mister Rog

[Lizzie Zoom]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

The list is long, Lizzie.......and often quite strange.

After xx years on this planet I know, but every so often I learn something new.  Like the man in Ashford who likes wearing nappies, messes in them and leaves them around his home...uuggg!!

Now that is peculiar

[STEMO]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

The list is long, Lizzie.......and often quite strange.

After 64 years on this planet I know, but every so often I learn something new.  Like the man in Ashford who likes wearing nappies, messes in them and leaves them around his home...uuggg!!

Now that is peculiar

You missed out a number, Lizzie, so I fixed it for you. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

The list is long, Lizzie.......and often quite strange, especially amongst us aristocratic types

  

[Lizzie Zoom]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

The list is long, Lizzie.......and often quite strange.

After 64 years on this planet I know, but every so often I learn something new.  Like the man in Ashford who likes wearing nappies, messes in them and leaves them around his home...uuggg!!

Now that is peculiar

You missed out a number, Lizzie, so I fixed it for you. 

Might of guessed you would do that

[Mister Rog]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

The list is long, Lizzie.......and often quite strange.

After 64 years on this planet I know, but every so often I learn something new.  Like the man in Ashford who likes wearing nappies, messes in them and leaves them around his home...uuggg!!

Now that is peculiar

You missed out a number, Lizzie, so I fixed it for you. 

Might of guessed you would do that

Yes, but he's a bit thick. Always overcounts by about 30 or so  . . . . .

[Viral_Jim]

After xx years on this planet I know, but every so often I learn something new.  Like the man in Ashford who likes wearing nappies, messes in them and leaves them around his home...uuggg!!

I would think that describes about 50% of the OOF membership  :

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There is nothing special about her, just a slim women in a bikini, so what?!

Still, whatever turns men on

The list is long, Lizzie.......and often quite strange, especially amongst us aristocratic types

  

The 'prols' are satisfied with a quick leg-over in a darkened room.

Your average 'aristo' is kinky to the point of being a pervert. Tory MP's are the worst.