Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Search the maintenance guides for answers to 99.999% of Omega questions

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4  All   Go Down

Author Topic: so the children can build snowmans  (Read 5451 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

TheBoy

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Brackley, Northants
  • Posts: 105915
  • I Like Lockdown
    • Whatever Starts
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #15 on: 12 December 2017, 19:14:30 »

and the PE teachers would take turns to bum us
I never knew we went to the same school ::)
Logged
Grumpy old man

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 31613
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #16 on: 12 December 2017, 19:14:54 »

Oh....and I ruined me mams best pan melting Lego bricks in it.  :-[

I hope she gave you a bloody good hiding.
Logged

STEMO

  • Guest
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #17 on: 12 December 2017, 19:17:23 »

Oh....and I ruined me mams best pan melting Lego bricks in it.  :-[

I hope she gave you a bloody good hiding.
No. She never hit me at all. She would say she was going to tell my dad..and he would give me a bloody good hiding. But he used to go straight to the pub after work and roll home about 11 o’clock when I was in bed. Usually all forgotten by morning.
Logged

Varche

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • middle of Andalucia
  • Posts: 13635
  • What is going to break next?
    • Golf Estate
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #18 on: 12 December 2017, 19:37:34 »

Oh....and I ruined me mams best pan melting Lego bricks in it.  :-[

I know your avatar has no hair but are you one of the hairy Bikers?  Dave?
Logged
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren’t a robot.

STEMO

  • Guest
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #19 on: 12 December 2017, 19:41:54 »

Oh....and I ruined me mams best pan melting Lego bricks in it.  :-[

I know your avatar has no hair but are you one of the hairy Bikers?  Dave?
It was a perfectly good idea. Melt the bricks and fashion something different from them. Only, due to a lack of forward planning, I didn’t realise I’d need a pair of asbestos gloves or something, so the project ended up looking like plastic dog sick  ;D
Logged

Lizzie Zoom

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • South
  • Posts: 7370
    • Omega 3.2 V6 ELITE 2003
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #20 on: 12 December 2017, 19:42:52 »

It can all be answered in one sentence:  Concerns about Health & Safety Risk Assessments and what happens about insurance claims, along with litigation, when something goes wrong.  Simples.

That is the (western) World we now live in. ::) ::)
Logged

Varche

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • middle of Andalucia
  • Posts: 13635
  • What is going to break next?
    • Golf Estate
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #21 on: 12 December 2017, 20:26:35 »

That doesn't explain the poor English spoken by the mother. Plural of snowman is not snowmans.
Logged
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren’t a robot.

Viral_Jim

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Telford
  • Posts: 4254
    • Too many, mostly broken
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #22 on: 12 December 2017, 20:35:20 »

That doesn't explain the poor English spoken by the mother. Plural of snowman is not snowmans.

Quite right. It’s Snowsman.  :y
Logged

Kevin Wood

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Alton, Hampshire
  • Posts: 36281
    • Jaguar XE 25t, Westfield
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #23 on: 12 December 2017, 23:40:06 »

and the PE teachers would take turns to bum us
I never knew we went to the same school ::)
I do still have very naughty memories of Miss Ellis in her leotard, though.   :-*
Logged
Tech2 services currently available. See TheBoy's price list: http://theboy.omegaowners.com/

Migv6 le Frog Fan

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Webs End.
  • Posts: 11762
  • Nicole's Papa
    • 3.2 Elite. Boxster. C1.
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #24 on: 13 December 2017, 00:34:47 »

Before I was 6, I drunk a bottle of Harpic - a mixture of potash and caustic soda, used for cleaning toilets. Also drunk a bottle of Windolene - it was pink so it should have tasted nice. So had my stomach pumped twice. Ate worms from the garden and freshly laid tarmac from the road outside our house.
Looking back, I think I was either malnourished or seriously backward.  ;D ;D
Logged
Women are like an AR35. lovely things, but nobody really understands how they work.

Rods2

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Sandhurst Berkshire
  • Posts: 7604
    • 1999 3.0 Elite Estate
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #25 on: 13 December 2017, 02:57:16 »

Before I was 6, I drunk a bottle of Harpic - a mixture of potash and caustic soda, used for cleaning toilets. Also drunk a bottle of Windolene - it was pink so it should have tasted nice. So had my stomach pumped twice. Ate worms from the garden and freshly laid tarmac from the road outside our house.
Looking back, I think I was either malnourished or seriously backward.  ;D ;D

Probably, neither, just a brighter than average kid, working out how the world works and the do/don't boundaries with less fear than more cautious kids. My older brother did similar things, alcohol (fortunately not mercury) from a thermometer, black mouth from road being re-tarmacked etc, etc. I was the more sensible one, mostly. But obviously not when we were both playing with matches, setting long dried grass on fire in our back garden and then stamping out the flames, daring each other each time to let the fire get bigger before we stamped it out. As you can guess the inevitable happened with my dad coming home to all of the bottom of the garden burn't to a frazzle, along with a row of trees and much of our neighbours garden and the crops in his vegetable plot, but fortunately not his wooden greenhouse. Needless to say that was a beating we both deserved. :o :o :o My dad was not impressed with the kids finger pointer and each saying he lit more matches and let it burn more until it got out of control. ;D ;D ;D
Logged
US Fracking and Saudi Arabia defending its market share = The good news of an oil glut, lower and lower prices for us and squeaky bum time for Putin!

Marks DTM Calib

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • West Bridgford
  • Posts: 33832
  • Git!
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #26 on: 14 December 2017, 12:26:39 »

The most I recall is the heating packing up and an army of Superser's being rolled out!
Logged

TD

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Swindon
  • Posts: 1235
    • Nowt!
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #27 on: 14 December 2017, 12:37:10 »

I'm surprised in this mad world, the PC brigade hasn't insisted that its 'Snowperson'   ::)
Logged

Sir Tigger KC

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • West Dorset
  • Posts: 23477
    • 2 Fords
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #28 on: 14 December 2017, 12:43:50 »

The most I recall is the heating packing up and an army of Superser's being rolled out!

Ah the Superser!  :)

We had one and it used to fog up the kitchen in no time!  ;D
Logged
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

Varche

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • middle of Andalucia
  • Posts: 13635
  • What is going to break next?
    • Golf Estate
    • View Profile
Re: so the children can build snowmans
« Reply #29 on: 14 December 2017, 13:21:26 »

I'm surprised in this mad world, the PC brigade hasn't insisted that its 'Snowpeoples'   ::)

Corrected that for you ;D
Logged
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren’t a robot.
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4  All   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.089 seconds with 18 queries.