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[Sir Tigger KC]

Incidentally I once met a girl called Donna in a Kebab Shop at the end of such a night. 

Was she a fat bird with blotchy legs and facial hair?

No I've always left birds like that to guys like you M'lud! 

Shock absorbers in the Marina last longer that way.

Who worried about things like shock absorbers when you were 19?   

TB maybe?   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Incidentally I once met a girl called Donna in a Kebab Shop at the end of such a night. 

Was she a fat bird with blotchy legs and facial hair?

No I've always left birds like that to guys like you M'lud! 

Shock absorbers in the Marina last longer that way.

Who worried about things like shock absorbers when you were 19?   

TB maybe?   

I don't imagine many girls would have been willing to drop their knickers if a Marina 1.8TC was the best on offer.

Most would prefer to sit on their finger.

[BazaJT]

Could be worse I suppose,dad used to take mum courting in the hearse he drove for a living Although in fairness it was a Rolls Royce-and yes there was the odd time or two when there was an "extra passenger" on board under the shelf .Must've worked though as they stayed married until dad passed away in the mid '70s-and there were 8 of us kids

[STEMO]

I was amazed when I learnt that there are families that will routinely have Donor Kebabs for tea, and get them delivered from the kebab shop! 

Donor Kebabs for me were something I ate when absolutely shitfaced at the end of a night out, and I hadn't found anything tastier to get my laughing gear around! 

Who donated the kebabs? 

[Kevin Wood]

Incidentally I once met a girl called Donna in a Kebab Shop at the end of such a night. 

Was she a fat bird with blotchy legs and facial hair?

No I've always left birds like that to guys like you M'lud! 

Shock absorbers in the Marina last longer that way.

Who worried about things like shock absorbers when you were 19?   

TB maybe?   

Nobody who drove a Marina cared about any aspect of suspension performance, quite clearly.

[biggriffin]

Having delivered to a kebab factory, there's a lot of meat that goes into the process, and E-numbers, and rusk, its basically a big cheap sausage.

And if people who went to food banks, stopped using there iphoneX and cancelled there sky package, they would have money left from there benefits.

[TheBoy]

And if people who went to food banks, stopped using there iphoneX and cancelled there sky package, they would have money left from there benefits.

Now you know this isn't a place for common sense talk like that

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

He will get OOF shut down for perpetuation of hate crimes.  ..............give it another few years and the thought police wont allow us to think stuff like that, never mind saying it.

[Lincs Robert]

The popularist social media platforms are the cancer of society.

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