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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #15 on: 24 February 2018, 17:49:30 »

I remember one job we had when I was in the Ambulance Service where we got called to a male collapsed, to cut a long story short the male could only get an erection by having a pen inserted into his arsehole , this had been done but had disappeared ! When we got to casualty I explained this fellows predicament & the first question from the nurse was " Is it a Parker or Papermate ?

Whe I worked in the |NHS we onece had a bloke in with a vibrator that had "disappeared".

He was taken to the operating theatre to get it removed . . . .


 . . . . but he said no, could we just change the batteries ?

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