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[Kevin Wood]

Knives & forks can have more than one use you know Kevin. 

Explains why they only gave me chopsticks, I suppose. 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Even those, with a little imagination. 

[TheBoy]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

Then again, it was all I could do to ignore the bloke at the next table's rants about how it was so unfair that everyone's trying to fit up Corbyn as a traitor. 

My Sunday morning breakkie in Weatherspoons, the nearby tables had the same topic of conversation as ours - was the waiter/waitress a he, she or he-she...

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

I can see you eating in a hipster restaurant!   

Did they serve the food on a old log, broken paving slab or something like that?   

[Lizzie Zoom]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

Then again, it was all I could do to ignore the bloke at the next table's rants about how it was so unfair that everyone's trying to fit up Corbyn as a traitor. 

My Sunday morning breakkie in Weatherspoons, the nearby tables had the same topic of conversation as ours - was the waiter/waitress a he, she or he-she...

Why?

[ronnyd]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

I can see you eating in a hipster restaurant!   

Did they serve the food on a old log, broken paving slab or something like that?   

Would have thought that it would have breached food hygiene rules. When my eldest gets served a meal on something like that he always askes for a "proper plate".

[STEMO]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

Then again, it was all I could do to ignore the bloke at the next table's rants about how it was so unfair that everyone's trying to fit up Corbyn as a traitor. 

My Sunday morning breakkie in Weatherspoons, the nearby tables had the same topic of conversation as ours - was the waiter/waitress a he, she or he-she...

Why?

Just making conversation, obviously.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

Then again, it was all I could do to ignore the bloke at the next table's rants about how it was so unfair that everyone's trying to fit up Corbyn as a traitor. 

My Sunday morning breakkie in Weatherspoons, the nearby tables had the same topic of conversation as ours - was the waiter/waitress a he, she or he-she...

Why?

Just making conversation, obviously.

Yes and it's interesting to know these things! 

So that if you decide to cop a feel, you know whether you'll get punched or slapped! 

[Lizzie Zoom]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

Then again, it was all I could do to ignore the bloke at the next table's rants about how it was so unfair that everyone's trying to fit up Corbyn as a traitor. 

My Sunday morning breakkie in Weatherspoons, the nearby tables had the same topic of conversation as ours - was the waiter/waitress a he, she or he-she...

Why?

Just making conversation, obviously.

Ah, you mean like discussing the colour a wall has been painted with fellow diners?

[STEMO]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

Then again, it was all I could do to ignore the bloke at the next table's rants about how it was so unfair that everyone's trying to fit up Corbyn as a traitor. 

My Sunday morning breakkie in Weatherspoons, the nearby tables had the same topic of conversation as ours - was the waiter/waitress a he, she or he-she...

Why?

Just making conversation, obviously.

Ah, you mean like discussing the colour a wall has been painted with fellow diners?

Yep, that's it. Red or blue? Balls or fanny? 

[TheBoy]

Balls or fanny? 

And a conclusion was never reached...

[Kevin Wood]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

Then again, it was all I could do to ignore the bloke at the next table's rants about how it was so unfair that everyone's trying to fit up Corbyn as a traitor. 

My Sunday morning breakkie in Weatherspoons, the nearby tables had the same topic of conversation as ours - was the waiter/waitress a he, she or he-she...

Whereas the waitress at our establishment left no room for confusion.

[Viral_Jim]

Did they serve the food on a old log, broken paving slab or something like that?   

A personal best/worst was when I was working in northern France. 2 crackers with stuff on, served in a picture frame filled with moss. 



I only took the photo as I didn’t think anyone would believe it otherwise!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've never heard of it and I ate at a hipster restaurant on Saturday night.

Then again, it was all I could do to ignore the bloke at the next table's rants about how it was so unfair that everyone's trying to fit up Corbyn as a traitor. 

My Sunday morning breakkie in Weatherspoons, the nearby tables had the same topic of conversation as ours - was the waiter/waitress a he, she or he-she...

Why?

Just making conversation, obviously.

Ah, you mean like discussing the colour a wall has been painted with fellow diners?

Yep, that's it. Red or blue? Balls or fanny? 

Balls with a fanny is when you need to be concerned.

It's the chicks with dicks scenario.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Did they serve the food on a old log, broken paving slab or something like that?   

A personal best/worst was when I was working in northern France. 2 crackers with stuff on, served in a picture frame filled with moss. 



I only took the photo as I didn’t think anyone would believe it otherwise!

Would 'pretentious' be a good word to describe it?