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[STEMO]

Just watching the final of mastermind 2018, six men vying for the title. No females at all. So we are more intelligenter  than them, we'd beat the shit out of them in a fight, and men can even do womens work, cooking, better than them.
If you want equal pay, you're gonna have to try harder, much harder.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It will soon be time for Wimbledon where the women's champion gets paid exactly the same as the men's champion for working half the hours.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

They want equality of pay but they don't want to play 5 sets.

[STEMO]

They want equality of pay but they don't want to play 5 sets.

They are not physically capable. But, no worries, there are plans afoot to reduce the men's matches to three sets.

[STEMO]

I see Kate's online, so I'm going now. Wouldn't like a punch off her 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

They want equality of pay but they don't want to play 5 sets.

They are not physically capable. But, no worries, there are plans afoot to reduce the men's matches to three sets.

Well.....if the girlies are too delicate to play five sets they should only get 3/5ths of the mens pay.

It's like asking a man in Tesco or Asda to work 10 hours for the same pay as a woman working 6 hours.

[STEMO]

They want equality of pay but they don't want to play 5 sets.

They are not physically capable. But, no worries, there are plans afoot to reduce the men's matches to three sets.

Well.....if the girlies are too delicate to play five sets they should only get 3/5ths of the mens pay.

It's like asking a man in Tesco or Asda to work 10 hours for the same pay as a woman working 6 hours.

Exactly, and we all know it should be the other way around, because a man can do in six hours what a woman would take 10 hours to do.
I think we should replace them with dolls for sex and test tubes for babies. 

[Gaffers]

I can't wait for you to kick the bucket/leave OOF/have an epiphany on your life choices.

All joking aside, your comments account for a number of upsets on the forum and TBF I don't care for them.  If you feel the need to troll people there are plenty of willing victims on arsebook.

[STEMO]

I can't wait for you to kick the bucket/leave OOF/have an epiphany on your life choices.

All joking aside, your comments account for a number of upsets on the forum and TBF I don't care for them.  If you feel the need to troll people there are plenty of willing victims on arsebook.

Anyone who takes my posts seriously enough to be posting about them in the middle of the night needs their head examining. I have no intention of dying or leaving and an epiphany is completely out of the question.
You're feeding the troll BTW. 

[biggriffin]

I can't wait for you to kick the bucket/leave OOF/have an epiphany on your life choices.

All joking aside, your comments account for a number of upsets on the forum and TBF I don't care for them.  If you feel the need to troll people there are plenty of willing victims on arsebook.

I do like it when the pc brigade roll up on there bikes, moaning about something,, because they've been offended...  when the cull has been I vote stemo as minster for common sense, and lord Opti minster for females.

[Gaffers]

That's the first time I have been accused of being PC

[Shackeng]

I'm sorry Matt, but if you take Steve seriously you should stop taking the tablets for a while.

[BazaJT]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

[BazaJT]

In their defence Opti some of them do scrub up well[ultimate compliment there]but tackling them in a fight is still a dodgy proposition

[STEMO]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

[STEMO]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

[STEMO]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals. 

Fortunately for me their vision is poor having just a single eye in the centre of their head.

They are not the page 3 'stunners' you have to fight off in exotic Barnsley.

[STEMO]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals. 

Fortunately for me their vision is poor having just a single eye in the centre of their head.

Hmmmmm........a bit like a penis then. Don't think I'd like my good lady to look like a dick head. 

[Shackeng]

No, two in one house would be too much.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals. 

Fortunately for me their vision is poor having just a single eye in the centre of their head.

Hmmmmm........a bit like a penis then. Don't think I'd like my good lady to look like a dick head. 

I can't compete. Barnsley women are known throughout europe for their beauty. Paris...Milan...Rome....Barnsley.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No, two in one house would be too much.

Now that is witty.

[STEMO]

No, two in one house would be too much.

Who fickin woke you up, old fella? 
I was rather expecting that answer from Opti, I left it wide open for him, in fact 

[Shackeng]

I only wait for open goals.