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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« on: 07 April 2018, 11:26:04 »
 Page 72.....paragraph 3.....and I quote.

"All forum members who contribute 20,000 posts or more will be entitled to a Vauxhall motor car of their choice, free of charge". No exceptions.

Either of the humble Vauxhall models in the video below will suffice.

So, get your finger out TB. I may be all goodness and light but I have a litigious nature. :)

Shall we say a maximum of 7 days for delivery to take place? :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt6pY3IzPgU&t=204s
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #1 on: 07 April 2018, 11:27:48 »
And your post count was? ::)
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #2 on: 07 April 2018, 11:33:11 »
Quote from: Shackeng on 07 April 2018, 11:27:48
And your post count was? ::)

Page 72 .....paragraph 5 states.....

"Should a post count be tampered with the instigator will spend 6 months sharing a cell with Big Winston"
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #3 on: 07 April 2018, 11:36:54 »
We really do get a better class of bullsh*t on here!  ;D :y 8)

Ron.
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #4 on: 07 April 2018, 11:47:43 »
Quote from: Bigron on 07 April 2018, 11:36:54
We really do get a better class of bullsh*t on here!  ;D :y 8)

Ron.

Do you not have a copy of OOF terms and conditions, Ron? :)
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #5 on: 07 April 2018, 13:43:34 »
I'd wager you've never even read the terms ;D.  I bet you haven't even read the rules either ;D
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #6 on: 07 April 2018, 15:15:40 »
Can i have a half of one nowwith the other half in ten more years
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #7 on: 07 April 2018, 15:40:51 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 April 2018, 13:43:34
I'd wager you've never even read the terms ;D. I bet you haven't even read the rules either ;D

Yes I have.

No swearing. No sexism.

And I can honestly say I have never broken a single rule.

I believe in political correctness at all times. Just like sexy Shami.
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #8 on: 07 April 2018, 15:42:13 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 April 2018, 11:47:43
Quote from: Bigron on 07 April 2018, 11:36:54
We really do get a better class of bullsh*t on here!  ;D :y 8)

Ron.

Do you not have a copy of OOF terms and conditions, Ron? :)

Of course I do, but it is lodged firmly underneath my personal copy of Space Corps Directive Volume 2020, so I cannot consult it right now.

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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #9 on: 07 April 2018, 15:46:40 »
Quote from: Bigron on 07 April 2018, 15:42:13
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 April 2018, 11:47:43
Quote from: Bigron on 07 April 2018, 11:36:54
We really do get a better class of bullsh*t on here!  ;D :y 8)

Ron.

Do you not have a copy of OOF terms and conditions, Ron? :)

Of course I do, but it is lodged firmly underneath my personal copy of Space Corps Directive Volume 2020, so I cannot consult it right now.

Ron.

 Page 7 paragraph 6 clearly states.

If a member is over seventy and lives in Essex OOF funds will provide for an Essex girl called Tracy or Sharon to sit on your face.

It's all there in black and white. :)
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #10 on: 07 April 2018, 15:49:01 »
Is that punishment or reward?  :-\
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #11 on: 07 April 2018, 15:50:27 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 07 April 2018, 15:49:01
Is that punishment or reward?  :-\

I don't think old Ron will know the difference. :)
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #12 on: 07 April 2018, 16:23:44 »
How can any of that apply to me? I'm only 29!  :-X

Ron.
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #13 on: 07 April 2018, 16:25:34 »
Quote from: Bigron on 07 April 2018, 16:23:44
How can any of that apply to me? I'm only 29!  :-X

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Being born on February 29th can be such a mixed blessing...  ;D
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Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
« Reply #14 on: 07 April 2018, 16:34:31 »
Oi!

Ron.  :P
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