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Title: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 01 September 2019, 12:48:32
I was just replying on another thread about CCTV
Mrs Builder rushes in and says "someones just hit your Omega"
went out and the white van has done one, drove off
fortunately we have his Reg number and CCTV footage
VAUXHALL VIVARO L1H1 CDTI 90 Reg No :FP15 FZM
taxed,MOTed and insured
I'm naming and shaming until I hear from him, which I think is fair

he was collecting someone from the church over the road
how very christian to not bother stopping  :-X

as My Omega was in PARK and the handbrake not pulled particularly tight ,will there be likely damage to the park pawl   :-\
it's been shoved backwards about 6 inches with quite some force

Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 01 September 2019, 12:59:34
That's awful Dave! :o :o :'(

No matter what get in touch with the police straight away so they can, eventually, get the bastards, and also back up your insurance claim. >:(

I would personally give them no time to come back.  Let them pay in all ways!! Do not assume the van was being driven by the actual owner ; it could have been just stolen or an uninsured driver was in charge of it >:( >:(
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 01 September 2019, 13:10:43
That's awful Dave! :o :o :'(

No matter what get in touch with the police straight away so they can, eventually, get the bastards, and also back up your insurance claim. >:(

I would personally give them no time to come back.  Let them pay in all ways!! Do not assume the van was being driven by the actual owner ; it could have been just stolen or an uninsured driver was in charge of it >:( >:(
Thanks Lizzie BUT.....
I'm not reporting it ,bad enough it happened without screwing myself with extra car insurance costs for both cars and probably increase in house insurance house and value decrease
I need to assess the damage and take it from there  >:(
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: biggriffin on 01 September 2019, 13:36:18
That's awful Dave! :o :o :'(

No matter what get in touch with the police straight away so they can, eventually, get the bastards, and also back up your insurance claim. >:(

I would personally give them no time to come back.  Let them pay in all ways!! Do not assume the van was being driven by the actual owner ; it could have been just stolen or an uninsured driver was in charge of it >:( >:(
Thanks Lizzie BUT.....
I'm not reporting it ,bad enough it happened without screwing myself with extra car insurance costs for both cars and probably increase in house insurance house and value decrease
I need to assess the damage and take it from there  >:(
.

Just report it, you will be claiming from the other party, plus there's the emotional distress this has caused you, O and don't forget the priceless China vase that was on the back seat,,, 0800 scumbagclaim for you. ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Kevin Wood on 01 September 2019, 13:36:33
So sorry to hear this.  >:( Typical, these days, that people don't feel the need to do the decent thing.

I hope you get it sorted, but I suspect it'll be down to you. Mrs. KW had a hit and run a few years back but despite CCTV footage, a business card left at an adjacent premises by the driver of the van, several eye witnesses and the registration number of the vehicle the Police were "unable to trace" the offender. :-X
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Auto Addict on 01 September 2019, 13:42:57
 >:(
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 01 September 2019, 13:48:15
Thanks all  :y
bumper will pull back with adjustment and need some filler & paint at point of contact
can't test drive it today  :P :-X
hope it's not bummed the Devil'sworkautogearchangecontraptiongubbins pawl
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 01 September 2019, 14:19:17
Why, exactly, have you got CCTV? A crime is committed and you choose to ignore it.
If it's there to catch burglars or the like, the chances of getting a good mugshot are virtually zero anyway.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 September 2019, 14:34:17
That's awful Dave! :o :o :'(

No matter what get in touch with the police straight away so they can, eventually, get the bastards, and also back up your insurance claim. >:(

I would personally give them no time to come back.  Let them pay in all ways!! Do not assume the van was being driven by the actual owner ; it could have been just stolen or an uninsured driver was in charge of it >:( >:(

The police won't be interested Lizzie.

All information will be placed in their CBA (can't be arsed  no further action file) . :-\

Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 September 2019, 14:35:14
Pretty much the same response for burglary. :-\
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 01 September 2019, 14:36:21
As an involved party, you also have a legal obligation to report it. Do so, find out who their insurer was and pursue a claim directly with them.  ;)
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 01 September 2019, 14:39:19
Why, exactly, have you got CCTV? A crime is committed and you choose to ignore it.
If it's there to catch burglars or the like, the chances of getting a good mugshot are virtually zero anyway.
I don't recall saying I was going to "ignore it"  ???
I have "irons in the fire"so to speak
not actual branding irons , that would be barbaric , the sort of thing an angry mental  builder type would resort too  ::)
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 01 September 2019, 14:48:08
Why, exactly, have you got CCTV? A crime is committed and you choose to ignore it.
If it's there to catch burglars or the like, the chances of getting a good mugshot are virtually zero anyway.
I don't recall saying I was going to "ignore it"  ???
I have "irons in the fire"so to speak
not actual branding irons , that would be barbaric , the sort of thing an angry mental  builder type would resort too  ::)
Kill the driver and report back.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 01 September 2019, 15:51:25
That's awful Dave! :o :o :'(

No matter what get in touch with the police straight away so they can, eventually, get the bastards, and also back up your insurance claim. >:(

I would personally give them no time to come back.  Let them pay in all ways!! Do not assume the van was being driven by the actual owner ; it could have been just stolen or an uninsured driver was in charge of it >:( >:(

The police won't be interested Lizzie.

All information will be placed in their CBA (can't be arsed  no further action file) . :-\

They will and they may even already be "interested" in this party. Do not just assume that the police cannot help.  That way things will get a lot worse with the arses of society thinking they can get away with it, and if alleged offences are not reported, they will!

More officers are now being recruited, so do not give up on the justice system - yet! ;)
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Raeturbo on 01 September 2019, 16:18:32
Why, exactly, have you got CCTV? A crime is committed and you choose to ignore it.
If it's there to catch burglars or the like, the chances of getting a good mugshot are virtually zero anyway.
I don't recall saying I was going to "ignore it"  ???
I have "irons in the fire"so to speak
not actual branding irons , that would be barbaric , the sort of thing an angry mental  builder type would resort too  ::)
.                    Ha ha, know just what you mean😂👍
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Shackeng on 01 September 2019, 17:43:39
I was just replying on another thread about CCTV
Mrs Builder rushes in and says "someones just hit your Omega"
went out and the white van has done one, drove off
fortunately we have his Reg number and CCTV footage
VAUXHALL VIVARO L1H1 CDTI 90 Reg No :FP15 FZM
taxed,MOTed and insured
I'm naming and shaming until I hear from him, which I think is fair

he was collecting someone from the church over the road
how very christian to not bother stopping  :-X

as My Omega was in PARK and the handbrake not pulled particularly tight ,will there be likely damage to the park pawl   :-\
it's been shoved backwards about 6 inches with quite some force

Bastard! but perhaps you can trace him via the church pickup. :-\
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Andy B on 01 September 2019, 18:06:12
That's awful Dave! :o :o :'(

No matter what get in touch with the police straight away so they can, eventually, get the bastards, and also back up your insurance claim. >:(

I would personally give them no time to come back.  Let them pay in all ways!! Do not assume the van was being driven by the actual owner ; it could have been just stolen or an uninsured driver was in charge of it >:( >:(
Contacting plod will be a waste of time. Friends were in their car when it was hit by a HGV, friends gave reg number to Plod etc etc & Plod were a complete waste of time & effort.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Andy B on 01 September 2019, 18:09:16
That's awful Dave! :o :o :'(

No matter what get in touch with the police straight away so they can, eventually, get the bastards, and also back up your insurance claim. >:(

I would personally give them no time to come back.  Let them pay in all ways!! Do not assume the van was being driven by the actual owner ; it could have been just stolen or an uninsured driver was in charge of it >:( >:(

The police won't be interested Lizzie.

All information will be placed in their CBA (can't be arsed  no further action file) . :-\

They will and they may even already be "interested" in this party. Do not just assume that the police cannot help.  That way things will get a lot worse with the arses of society thinking they can get away with it, and if alleged offences are not reported, they will!

More officers are now being recruited, so do not give up on the justice system - yet! ;)
You have too much faith in them Lizzie.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 September 2019, 18:46:57
That's awful Dave! :o :o :'(

No matter what get in touch with the police straight away so they can, eventually, get the bastards, and also back up your insurance claim. >:(

I would personally give them no time to come back.  Let them pay in all ways!! Do not assume the van was being driven by the actual owner ; it could have been just stolen or an uninsured driver was in charge of it >:( >:(

The police won't be interested Lizzie.

All information will be placed in their CBA (can't be arsed  no further action file) . :-\

They will and they may even already be "interested" in this party. Do not just assume that the police cannot help.  That way things will get a lot worse with the arses of society thinking they can get away with it, and if alleged offences are not reported, they will!

More officers are now being recruited, so do not give up on the justice system - yet! ;)
You have too much faith in them Lizzie.

Yes.....I'm with Mr Beanz on this one. Plod are simply not interested. :-\
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 01 September 2019, 19:01:44
Yes , unfortunately a complete waste of MY time and money and Police time talking to the police about it
been there before when a knobjockey rear ended my brothers astra estate at lights and drove off

police did say they would go round and speak to the driver but in the end did SWA and the final call to them 2 weeks later ,"no one was hurt,it's a civil matter "

I've now checked the pawl etc ,seems ok  :) not drove it anywhere yet
the bumper at both sides is back slightly ,thinking that if I remove the bumper,slacken the crash bar and pull that forward etc and refit it should be ok,small bit of filler and paint and a new number plate (which I think was the main contact point) should sort it 'car damage wise '

which just leaves having a chat to the **** who did the damage  ::)

Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 September 2019, 19:02:28
Maybe the driver is wanted and on the run for Omegacide elsewhere?  ::)

He could be a serial killer!  :o  :P
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 02 September 2019, 14:28:15
Yes , unfortunately a complete waste of MY time and money and Police time talking to the police about it
been there before when a knobjockey rear ended my brothers astra estate at lights and drove off

police did say they would go round and speak to the driver but in the end did SWA and the final call to them 2 weeks later ,"no one was hurt,it's a civil matter "

I've now checked the pawl etc ,seems ok  :) not drove it anywhere yet
the bumper at both sides is back slightly ,thinking that if I remove the bumper,slacken the crash bar and pull that forward etc and refit it should be ok,small bit of filler and paint and a new number plate (which I think was the main contact point) should sort it 'car damage wise '

which just leaves having a chat to the **** who did the damage  ::)

That is incorrect Dave, and if a PC told you that they were wanting to do something else with their time, not assist you, a member of the public, as the Law prescribes!  The Road Traffic Act dictates that  (I have copied and pasted this from a police advisory site to verify to you and others what the truth is:
"If, as a driver, your vehicle is involved in a road-traffic accident/collision on a road or public place and one or more of the following occurs:

a person, other than yourself, is injured,
damage is caused to another vehicle or to someone else's property - including street lamps, signs, bollards etc.
an animal, other than one in your own vehicle/trailer, has been killed or injured (animal means any horse, cattle, ass, mule, sheep, pig, goat or dog).
YOU MUST:

stop (whether it's your fault or not) AND,
give your name and address, the vehicle owner's name and address and your vehicle's registration number to anyone with reasonable grounds for asking for those details.

If you don't give your name and address, you must report the accident at a police station or to a police constable as soon as you can, and in any case within 24 hours (this does not mean you have 24 hours in which to report the accident). If you fail to stop, fail to give your and the owner's name and address or the vehicle's details or fail to report the accident, you commit an offence/s".


Now, after saying that I know what the actual situation is, and why some of you think "the police are useless".  Please see my thread on the matter if you are interested. ;)

Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 02 September 2019, 17:19:13
Bumper off, new crash bar and brackets and the bumper could refit OK.

But the chassis legs could be out and the wing may have pulled the slam panel back.

Regardless of what might accidentally befall the other driver, a claim against his insurance will hurt his pocket for at least three years... Which is usually as effective as a strongly worded conversation  ;)
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 02 September 2019, 18:23:22
Bumper off, new crash bar and brackets and the bumper could refit OK.

But the chassis legs could be out and the wing may have pulled the slam panel back.

Regardless of what might accidentally befall the other driver, a claim against his insurance will hurt his pocket for at least three years... Which is usually as effective as a strongly worded conversation  ;)
I've had it off  :P and i'm satisfied  ;D
 that it's gone back OK
but the paint above the numberplate has cracked badly since yesterday , so I expect I will have to sand it completely off to the plastic and plastic prime before painting rare z157
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: TheBoy on 02 September 2019, 19:29:36
More officers are now being recruited, so do not give up on the justice system - yet! ;)
More officers might be of some use if they had the senior support they need. But, rather than that, they'll be tasked with catching mobile phone users.

And even if it does get to an arrest, the justice system is so hopelessly inefficient, I doubt it'll do much useful.


Vote for me, my method is much better. And affordable
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: TheBoy on 02 September 2019, 19:33:51
Yes , unfortunately a complete waste of MY time and money and Police time talking to the police about it
been there before when a knobjockey rear ended my brothers astra estate at lights and drove off

police did say they would go round and speak to the driver but in the end did SWA and the final call to them 2 weeks later ,"no one was hurt,it's a civil matter "

I've now checked the pawl etc ,seems ok  :) not drove it anywhere yet
the bumper at both sides is back slightly ,thinking that if I remove the bumper,slacken the crash bar and pull that forward etc and refit it should be ok,small bit of filler and paint and a new number plate (which I think was the main contact point) should sort it 'car damage wise '

which just leaves having a chat to the **** who did the damage  ::)

That is incorrect Dave, and if a PC told you that they were wanting to do something else with their time, not assist you, a member of the public, as the Law prescribes!  The Road Traffic Act dictates that  (I have copied and pasted this from a police advisory site to verify to you and others what the truth is:
"If, as a driver, your vehicle is involved in a road-traffic accident/collision on a road or public place and one or more of the following occurs:

a person, other than yourself, is injured,
damage is caused to another vehicle or to someone else's property - including street lamps, signs, bollards etc.
an animal, other than one in your own vehicle/trailer, has been killed or injured (animal means any horse, cattle, ass, mule, sheep, pig, goat or dog).
YOU MUST:

stop (whether it's your fault or not) AND,
give your name and address, the vehicle owner's name and address and your vehicle's registration number to anyone with reasonable grounds for asking for those details.

If you don't give your name and address, you must report the accident at a police station or to a police constable as soon as you can, and in any case within 24 hours (this does not mean you have 24 hours in which to report the accident). If you fail to stop, fail to give your and the owner's name and address or the vehicle's details or fail to report the accident, you commit an offence/s".


Now, after saying that I know what the actual situation is, and why some of you think "the police are useless".  Please see my thread on the matter if you are interested. ;)
I've said this before. Last armed robbery bro had, he called plod, but was told to "call back when they have gone". So one of his near retirement ladies had to see them off instead, before enjoying a stiff brandy.

When plod turned up hours later, not interested in the cctv, or fingerprints or anything like that. Just a crime number. Not even interested in a description. Nothing.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 02 September 2019, 19:51:27
Yes , unfortunately a complete waste of MY time and money and Police time talking to the police about it
been there before when a knobjockey rear ended my brothers astra estate at lights and drove off

police did say they would go round and speak to the driver but in the end did SWA and the final call to them 2 weeks later ,"no one was hurt,it's a civil matter "

I've now checked the pawl etc ,seems ok  :) not drove it anywhere yet
the bumper at both sides is back slightly ,thinking that if I remove the bumper,slacken the crash bar and pull that forward etc and refit it should be ok,small bit of filler and paint and a new number plate (which I think was the main contact point) should sort it 'car damage wise '

which just leaves having a chat to the **** who did the damage  ::)

That is incorrect Dave, and if a PC told you that they were wanting to do something else with their time, not assist you, a member of the public, as the Law prescribes!  The Road Traffic Act dictates that  (I have copied and pasted this from a police advisory site to verify to you and others what the truth is:
"If, as a driver, your vehicle is involved in a road-traffic accident/collision on a road or public place and one or more of the following occurs:

a person, other than yourself, is injured,
damage is caused to another vehicle or to someone else's property - including street lamps, signs, bollards etc.
an animal, other than one in your own vehicle/trailer, has been killed or injured (animal means any horse, cattle, ass, mule, sheep, pig, goat or dog).
YOU MUST:

stop (whether it's your fault or not) AND,
give your name and address, the vehicle owner's name and address and your vehicle's registration number to anyone with reasonable grounds for asking for those details.

If you don't give your name and address, you must report the accident at a police station or to a police constable as soon as you can, and in any case within 24 hours (this does not mean you have 24 hours in which to report the accident). If you fail to stop, fail to give your and the owner's name and address or the vehicle's details or fail to report the accident, you commit an offence/s".


Now, after saying that I know what the actual situation is, and why some of you think "the police are useless".  Please see my thread on the matter if you are interested. ;)
I've said this before. Last armed robbery bro had, he called plod, but was told to "call back when they have gone". So one of his near retirement ladies had to see them off instead, before enjoying a stiff brandy.

When plod turned up hours later, not interested in the cctv, or fingerprints or anything like that. Just a crime number. Not even interested in a description. Nothing.

Yes, like the other emergency services, they are meant to stay away until an Armed Response Unit has arrived!  Sod the public, although as we sadly know some brave officers do not follow that command and can suffer physically for it!

Until society changes the legal system and it's too liberal ways, with life sentences meaning life, and armed robbery attracting a 20 year hard labour sentence, then it will not change. It is down to us to bring about change, after Brexit!! ;)
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 02 September 2019, 20:00:42
Martial law should do the trick  :y
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: ronnyd on 02 September 2019, 20:37:26
Check for damage in the cabin and dash Dave. When a neighbours SIL left his hand brake off and it rolled back into my Desmond, writing it off, i had the boot straightened and bumper refitted. It was over a period of time that i discovered that other, in cabin, damage had been done. The "plastic wood" around the gear lever had pushed up slightly toward the dash, various plastic clips had "popped" and others broke, including the ones holding the dash end cover and the little "cubby" near the light switches was damaged. I managed to refit these but every so often the would pop out again. Sometimes things don,t manifest themselves straight away and it takes a bit of time to find these silly little things. :y
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 02 September 2019, 20:52:07
will do  :y
never thought of that
one thing I need to check is the prop donuts
I imagine that the flexing of these stopped the damage to the park pawl
but they can tear (I know this from carlton ownership )
so I'll check around the devil's front door auto gear selector etc too

one thing that I only just thought of
to replace the numberplate I have to faf about digging out the log book and my licence and about £18  :'(
only dry bread and water to eat this week  :P
 
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: ronnyd on 02 September 2019, 21:43:23
will do  :y
never thought of that
one thing I need to check is the prop donuts
I imagine that the flexing of these stopped the damage to the park pawl
but they can tear (I know this from carlton ownership )
so I'll check around the devil's front door auto gear selector etc too

one thing that I only just thought of
to replace the numberplate I have to faf about digging out the log book and my licence and about £18  :'(
only dry bread and water to eat this week  :P
 

I,m sure you,ll be able to bill one of your unsuspecting customers for that trifling amount Dave.  :P  ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 03 September 2019, 06:35:04
Ronny!!! Why would you even think that?


  ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Shackeng on 03 September 2019, 15:18:20
Have you spoken with him yet Dave, or was that his mutilated body discovered in the dis-used quarry in Derbyshire yesterday? ::)
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 03 September 2019, 17:50:43
Have you spoken with him yet Dave, or was that his mutilated body discovered in the dis-used quarry in Derbyshire yesterday? ::)
not yet to ALL of the above  ;D
my Irons are not warm enough yet  :y
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: aaronjb on 04 September 2019, 08:43:37
my Irons are not warm enough yet  :y

Are you beating him with them, or branding him? ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 05 September 2019, 19:18:18
saved the video footage on youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt9OV05Awfk&feature=youtu.be) as my DVR overwrites after 1 week
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 05 September 2019, 19:41:22
That's it?  ???   That's just a bit of French style parking!  ::)  :P

I'm sure that Monsieur Albs will confirm that this is perfectly normal behaviour.................. in France!  :D

Aaah hold on!  ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 05 September 2019, 19:51:40
That's it?  ???   That's just a bit of French style parking!  ::)  :P

I'm sure that Monsieur Albs will confirm that this is perfectly normal behaviour.................. in France!  :D

Aaah hold on!  ;D
the video does not show the 2 hours i spent removing and adjusting the bumper, or the several hours to sort the paint or getting a new number plate made up   ::)
I left the EU in march ,so french parking is not acceptable here
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 05 September 2019, 20:20:58
I never joined the EU, as I wasn't asked to. So I  ant really leave.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 05 September 2019, 22:35:42
That's it?  ???   That's just a bit of French style parking!  ::)  :P

I'm sure that Monsieur Albs will confirm that this is perfectly normal behaviour.................. in France!  :D

Aaah hold on!  ;D
the video does not show the 2 hours i spent removing and adjusting the bumper, or the several hours to sort the paint or getting a new number plate made up   ::)
I left the EU in march ,so french parking is not acceptable here

Fair does!  :y

I held on in March, but I'm leaving on 31st October do or die!  :y

I guess that means I'll have to give up French parking though?  ???  :-\  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Kevin Wood on 05 September 2019, 22:40:33
That's it?  ???   That's just a bit of French style parking!  ::)  :P

I'm sure that Monsieur Albs will confirm that this is perfectly normal behaviour.................. in France!  :D

Aaah hold on!  ;D
the video does not show the 2 hours i spent removing and adjusting the bumper, or the several hours to sort the paint or getting a new number plate made up   ::)
I left the EU in march ,so french parking is not acceptable here

Fair does!  :y

I held on in March, but I'm leaving on 31st October do or die!  :y

I guess that means I'll have to give up French parking though?  ???  :-\  ::)  ;D
Don't forget the French letters. No more Marina mischief for you. ::)
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 05 September 2019, 22:50:35
That must be one sensitive omega. 'Twas no more than a French kiss.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 September 2019, 00:47:39
That must be one sensitive omega. 'Twas no more than a French kiss.

Dave's left the EU so more of a snog really.  :)
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 06 September 2019, 06:17:15
It was a Scottish kiss
takes a bit of force to move an omega in park/ handbrake on  ::)

Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: aaronjb on 06 September 2019, 09:46:51
Dave, why does your CCTV record in 1980s Murder She Wrote soft-focus?  :D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Raeturbo on 06 September 2019, 10:31:16
It was a Scottish kiss
takes a bit of force to move an omega in park/ handbrake on  ::)
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                    Aye, just a wee dunt wie heid.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 06 September 2019, 13:08:57
Dave, why does your CCTV record in 1980s Murder She Wrote soft-focus?  :D
That's one of the outside cameras that gets rained on and the lens needs a clean and it's a simple AVI file dump but the DVR records 1500 TVL H264
would it be better in 1970s porn focus  :-\  ;D


   
                    Aye, just a wee dunt wie heid.

even google struggled to translate that  :D ;D

That must be one sensitive omega. 'Twas no more than a French kiss.

Dave's left the EU so more of a snog really.  :)

I thought Uncle Stemo left the EU in march too  ???
just ME then  ::)
SOONER or later ,your all gona have to join me
lets face it , what have the Roman's EU ever done for us ?
Insert EU clicky  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=31&v=cOfffyn4SWI)

Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 September 2019, 13:45:51
I'm leaving on the 31st October, come what may, do or die, deal or no deal and an ill considered and barely scruntinised act of parliament ain't gonna stop me!  :y
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 06 September 2019, 14:46:49
Dave, why does your CCTV record in 1980s Murder She Wrote soft-focus?  :D
That's one of the outside cameras that gets rained on and the lens needs a clean and it's a simple AVI file dump but the DVR records 1500 TVL H264
would it be better in 1970s porn focus  :-\  ;D


   
                    Aye, just a wee dunt wie heid.

even google struggled to translate that  :D ;D

That must be one sensitive omega. 'Twas no more than a French kiss.

Dave's left the EU so more of a snog really.  :)

I thought Uncle Stemo left the EU in march too  ???
just ME then  ::)
SOONER or later ,your all gona have to join me
lets face it , what have the Roman's EU ever done for us ?
Insert EU clicky  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=31&v=cOfffyn4SWI)
I did leave. That's why I'm not concerned with the shenanigans in London at the moment.
A Spanish looking gent asked me for directions in Sheffield last week. I told him he didn't exist as far as I'm concerned.  ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 06 September 2019, 14:48:44
I'm watching England get thumped by Australia in the ashes at the mo. What could be more British than that?  :(
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 06 September 2019, 15:18:21

I thought Uncle Stemo left the EU in march too  ???
just ME then  ::)
SOONER or later ,your all gona have to join me
lets face it , what have the Roman's EU ever done for us ?
Insert EU clicky  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=31&v=cOfffyn4SWI)
I did leave. That's why I'm not concerned with the shenanigans in London at the moment.
A Spanish looking gent asked me for directions in Sheffield last week. I told him he didn't exist as far as I'm concerned.  ;D
Good man  8)

I had to "have words" with Mrs Builder last week
she brought salad from Morrisons  ::)
I don't think she is taking Brexit seriously  :-X
plus , we don't even own a rabbit  ???
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 06 September 2019, 16:05:12

I thought Uncle Stemo left the EU in march too  ???
just ME then  ::)
SOONER or later ,your all gona have to join me
lets face it , what have the Roman's EU ever done for us ?
Insert EU clicky  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=31&v=cOfffyn4SWI)
I did leave. That's why I'm not concerned with the shenanigans in London at the moment.
A Spanish looking gent asked me for directions in Sheffield last week. I told him he didn't exist as far as I'm concerned.  ;D
Good man  8)

I had to "have words" with Mrs Builder last week
she brought salad from Morrisons  ::)
I don't think she is taking Brexit seriously  :-X
plus , we don't even own a rabbit  ???
A bit of salad is ok, say on a large doner kebab.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: ronnyd on 06 September 2019, 16:17:21
Nice of him to give it a 2nd little tap before he scarpered Dave.
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 06 September 2019, 17:21:26
Nice of him to give it a 2nd little tap before he scarpered Dave.
I think it's just the bounce of my car and his van because even after he rammed it he never used his brakes  :-\


A bit of salad is ok, say on a large doner kebab.

 ???

Salad on a kebab just takes up space that could be occupied by bits of cooked dead animal  :-\
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 06 September 2019, 17:23:00
Nice of him to give it a 2nd little tap before he scarpered Dave.
I think it's just the bounce of my car and his van because even after he rammed it he never used his brakes  :-\


A bit of salad is ok, say on a large doner kebab.

 ???

Salad on a kebab just takes up space that could be occupied by bits of cooked dead animal  :-\
Animal of some kind, but only Arabs know.  ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 06 September 2019, 17:30:03

Animal of some kind, but only Arabs know.  ;D
Gust phone up the local VET and ask what pets died this week  :y
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 06 September 2019, 17:31:12

Animal of some kind, but only Arabs know.  ;D
Gust phone up the local VET and ask what pets died this week  :y
Put the wind up the vet?  ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 06 September 2019, 17:51:13

Animal of some kind, but only Arabs know.  ;D
JUST phone up the local VET and ask what pets died this week  :y
Put the wind up the vet?  ;D
FTFM  :y
I can't read or rite and have fat fingerz  :-[
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 15 September 2019, 12:47:37
Just had choice words with the bloke who owns the van that rammed me 
(he parked at the end of the street,but said he was un-aware he'd hit me)
after 2 weeks, I'd calmed down  :)
he apologized and offered to sort it,
I explained how I was not prepared to go through insurance and did not want his money.
educated him verbally (no fisticuffs ) shook hands and I left it at that  .
Mrs Builder was a calming influence on the matter  ::)
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: STEMO on 15 September 2019, 14:14:36
Just had choice words with the bloke who owns the van that rammed me 
(he parked at the end of the street,but said he was un-aware he'd hit me)
after 2 weeks, I'd calmed down  :)
he apologized and offered to sort it,
I explained how I was not prepared to go through insurance and did not want his money.
educated him verbally (no fisticuffs ) shook hands and I left it at that  .
Mrs Builder was a calming influence on the matter  ::)
Pussy. You should have swaggered down there, arse crack on full view, and put a breeze block through his windscreen.  ;D
Title: Re: My Omega got rammed ,Hit n run
Post by: dave the builder on 15 September 2019, 14:41:27


Pussy. You should have swaggered down there, arse crack on full view, and put a breeze block through his windscreen.  ;D
yes I am ,BUT she'd not finished cooking the dinner  :P no time to fall out with Mrs Builder  :o
A 7 Nm block costs £1.08  :o more expense  ;D
had it not been for Mrs Builder ,I may have resorted to a cheaper (for me) retaliation for the ****   ;D