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Messages - Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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General Discussion Area / Re: Brexfucit
« on: Today at 13:19:28 »

......and we will save 39 billion......or thirty nine thousand million if you prefer. ::) 8)
Well heres an idea, we could put that towards the NHS.  :D


Added to the 350 million each week from the 'Boris Bus' and the NHS will be set for life..... :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Brexfucit
« on: Today at 13:07:31 »
The only real brexit is a no deal brexit
You mean the one where we drive over a Cliff waving the Union Jack, whats it called again, oh yea, Falling with Style.


Not what I voted for but the only real/true brexit.


......and we will save 39 billion......or thirty nine thousand million if you prefer. ::) 8)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Brexfucit
« on: Today at 12:56:55 »
The only real brexit is a no deal brexit

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General Discussion Area / Re: Brexfucit
« on: Today at 12:54:31 »
Does anybody actually know WTF is going on now  :D

The way I see it is the Government now has to sit on their hands whilst the rest of the MP's of the House decide how they can plunge the Country from a bonfire into ashes.  :-\

Meanwhile back in Euroland the Clock is ticking and their tapping their fingers on the table

Zwhilst looking at themselves with blank expressions on their faces.  :(

We must be the laughing stock of the Planet, actually, cancel that, if it wasn't for Donald Trump, We would be the laughing stock of the Planet.  :D


Yes, its quite simple. Its the same thing that has been going on since the result of the referendum was announced. The remainer parliamentarians - most of whom represent leave constituencies - are trying everything they can think of to stop Brexit from happening, while not admitting to anyone that they are doing it, and so shifting the blame onto everyone else for the problems they are deliberately and cynically causing.
Its hard to believe I know, but Yvette Cooper "represents" one of the most pro leave constituencies in the country.  ::)
She (and many others) want either a second referendum, or a long extension which eventually turns into a permanent one, when everyone has given up and forgotten about the whole debacle.
I think theres a reasonable chance that Mays Brino will be reluctantly accepted soon. This depends on the DUP but if they ever blink, its always at the very last minute. They should hve been sent to negotiate Brexit.
If her deal doesnt get accepted, all bets are off. Anything could happen.


Yep.....TM Brino may finally get through because the Dickensian undertaker and his mates worry that if MP's get their way Brexit (if it happens) will be even softer.

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General Discussion Area / Re: A very easy mistake to make....
« on: Yesterday at 18:49:06 »
Kind of depressing that nobody in the cabin noticed that they hadn't :

a) flown over the sea shortly after departure.
b) flown into the sun, given that Dusseldorf is East and it was a morning flight.

 :-X

Yes....I'm surprised there was no 'where has the sea gone' head scratching. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: Rare sight indeed
« on: Yesterday at 12:32:09 »
Are you sure it was a Mantis ?  If so it was indeed a rare sighting and your eyes are probably still stinging ......

Or could it have been the more common Gt ?


I like that although the design is 'troubled'... :y

I believe the other Marcos was designed by 'the Adams family'..... :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Classic Omegas?
« on: 24 March 2019, 15:59:56 »
My Jag (x351) is double the price of the Omega to insure :(
Not bad value considering that it is worth about 10x the Omega  ;)


I think TB will be disappointed with a paltry 2000 when he comes to sell his Jag......... :-X

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General Car Chat / Re: Classic Omegas?
« on: 24 March 2019, 14:31:43 »
My Jag (x351) is double the price of the Omega to insure :(

Less than 220 this year for me.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Where is Rods 2?
« on: 24 March 2019, 12:20:56 »
If we have a long extension the chance of actually leaving the EU will become vanishingly small.

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General Discussion Area / Re: What A Slapper!!
« on: 24 March 2019, 12:14:16 »
.......should bring a spot of colour to the cheeks. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Where is Rods 2?
« on: 24 March 2019, 12:09:42 »
How about Sir Keir Starmer?

I always said the labour party ought to have had the other Milliband. " More electable".

How about the 'coloured girl'.......Diane?.... ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Where is Rods 2?
« on: 23 March 2019, 18:51:32 »
STMO has stated that he and his whippet are leaving the EU on March 29th regardless of what the rest of the country does. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: I'm on tablets.
« on: 23 March 2019, 18:43:17 »
My laptop has suffered a mishap and is no more.😥......the less said the better. :'(

So, for now, I am using a ten inch Amazon Fire Tablet.


Once you get the hang of the smaller size and lack of keypad it's not too difficult to use. I paid 120 with a 30 money off voucher.

I may need help because I find myself strangely attracted to Alexa..... :-*

If it has bluetooth get youself a bluetooth qwerty keyboard off the bay of thieves for a few pounds. I've done this with my larger screen ipad, so typing is much quicker & you have the full screen for what you are doing.

Good to see your reactions are still first class M'lud and the laptop missed. ::) :-[ :o

Thanks, Mr Rods.

I shall look into this. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: I'm on tablets.
« on: 23 March 2019, 18:01:52 »
I find my iPad very easy to use now. No device-destroying updates either.

If you want something bigger, Opti, try this:

https://www.johnlewis.com/2018-apple-ipad-pro-12-9-a12x-bionic-ios-wi-fi-256gb/p3834531?sku=237842033&s_kwcid=2dx92700024311620663&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4-verraY4QIVo7DtCh0r7QYSEAUYAiABEgJBo_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Very nice.
How about I find  the 119 and you put the outstanding 1000?...... :y


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General Discussion Area / Re: I'm on tablets.
« on: 23 March 2019, 17:58:46 »
I want to know about the laptop's demise. Was Mrs Opti's sister part of this unfortunate incident?

Everything that costs money involves a woman. :-X :-X

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