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General Discussion Area / Re: World Cup Thread
« on: Today at 14:46:56 »
These Panamanians play like ghetto footballers. I am no expert but why aren't they getting red cards for their antics.

95% are drug addicts the other 5% are drug dealers. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Galileo.
« on: Today at 13:48:55 »
This should be quite simple.  ::) 

If the EU don't give us full access to Galileo we deduct the billion we have invested from the 39 billion divorce bill and deny them use of places like the Falklands, Ascension, Diego Garcia and Pitcairn for the necessary base stations.  :)

Ah......if only life was so simple. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Galileo.
« on: Today at 12:56:06 »
Did they all drink from the same teapot? :D

'Gorby' was next in line who perhaps he had a hand in it...... ::) ::) ::) ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Galileo.
« on: Today at 12:44:08 »
Brezhnev is dead??? I really must get a newer telly,although I hear the russkies how now launched a man into space......we'll be going to the moon next you mark my words :D :D ;D

I think 3 soviet leaders all died within a few weeks of each other if memory serves.

Brezhnev ( who held the reins for decades)  followed by Andropov and Chernenko had lasted about a week. ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Galileo.
« on: Today at 12:38:55 »
The simple answer is that these projects need British money and expertise so they will form no part of Brexit :D ;)

I think we have already contributed over 1 billion to Galileo, Lizzie. :-* :-* :-*

Yep, and I have found this interesting pie chart on the ESA funding:
https://www.esa.int/About_Us/Welcome_to_ESA/Funding

Looks like the French contribute the most! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;)

It looks as though we are the 4th largest contributor after France, Germany and Italy.

I'm not sure how 'Europe' can stop us using it. Hmm. :-\

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General Discussion Area / Re: Galileo.
« on: Today at 12:31:10 »
GPS I've heard of although I usually know whereabouts I am :D ;D Glonass I've never heard of so it would seem I can manage without it ::)

Soviet version of GPS........although it's not the USSR any more and Brezhnev is long dead.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Galileo.
« on: Today at 12:29:29 »
The simple answer is that these projects need British money and expertise so they will form no part of Brexit :D ;)

I think we have already contributed over 1 billion to Galileo, Lizzie. :-* :-* :-*

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General Discussion Area / Re: Galileo.
« on: Today at 12:20:28 »
The European version of GPS and Glonass.......only better.

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General Discussion Area / Re: 2000AD comics
« on: Today at 12:16:06 »
......and let us not forget W*anker Watson from the Beano. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: 2000AD comics
« on: Today at 12:13:05 »
Possibly worth a bob or two to an enthusiastic comic fan.

I'm guessing Roger the dodger and Lord Snooty don't feature. ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Driving in France.....
« on: Today at 11:58:43 »
There was a time, not so very long ago, that France had little interest in enforcing speed limits.

What went wrong? :-\ 

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General Discussion Area / Galileo.
« on: Today at 11:55:17 »
Will we 'be allowed' use of this technology post Brexit?

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General Car Chat / Re: Car Parts 4 Less
« on: Yesterday at 15:08:16 »
My "mistress/wife/ girlfriend" does not have faded black plastic " tits and arse"  :P

Plenty of plastic tits around these days. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: Car Parts 4 Less
« on: Yesterday at 14:23:20 »
......don't try the above with old engine oil. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: Car Parts 4 Less
« on: Yesterday at 14:21:41 »
I ordered 2.5 litres of Triple QX interior cleaner and 2.5 litres of Triple QX tyre/bumper cleaner this week for the princely sum of 3.80 delivered..........the interior cleaner has arrived, the tyre/bumper cleaner is still to come....
Reckon that would restore the black side rub strips fitted to many Vx ages ago, including my Battlebus?

Try rubbing in a little used engine oil....I used to do that on a car that had black plastic front and rear bumpers that had faded, used to bring them up a treat :y

Yes I use old oil as well.  It works very well, on all faded plastics!  :y

As does baby oil.*

* This can also be liberally applied to your mistress/wife/ girlfriend tits and arse with excellent results. :)


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