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Messages - Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sizes
« on: 05 September 2014, 10:29:44 »
Size 10/12? I think that there's more to a woman than her size. It's called a personality. :y

True.....but sadly it doesn't count for much if you don't fancy the arse off her. :-\

That's life I'm afraid. :-\ :y
And a size 14 or 16 can't be fancied? Really? There's lots of pretty girls about in that size region.

Of course they can. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sizes
« on: 05 September 2014, 10:27:51 »
I like a woman with a bit of meat on them :-*

Skinny women are crap in bed they just lay there and do nowt. Where as women with meat on them they go for it, and the slightly uglier ones even more so cause they don't know when they're going to get it again ;D

That's not very PC, Ian. ;) ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / £1427 in 1976.
« on: 05 September 2014, 10:25:03 »
How much is it worth in 2014?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sizes
« on: 04 September 2014, 22:40:06 »
Size 10/12? I think that there's more to a woman than her size. It's called a personality. :y

True.....but sadly it doesn't count for much if you don't fancy the arse off her. :-\

That's life I'm afraid. :-\ :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sizes
« on: 04 September 2014, 22:16:03 »
;D Are you east European by any chance... :y

My wife says..........


As you can see, Clint Eastwood always did have poor taste in women. :)

Clyde is a Male.......... ::) :D :D

Are you suggesting that Clint Eastwood is a faggot?.....surely not, Mr Vamps. ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Let hrself go...
« on: 04 September 2014, 22:13:30 »
Sheridan Smith not really a looker in my opinion.

Maybe after ten pints and half a bottle of vodka she would look better. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Waving goodbye to my 30's today
« on: 04 September 2014, 21:07:53 »
50 in 7 months :'( Here's to another 50 and still be driving the Omega  :D ;D

Saga cruises and cheap Saga car insurance will be compensation for the erectile dysfunction that awaits you, Mr Emd.  :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Would you tell him or just watch?
« on: 04 September 2014, 21:00:39 »
Watching would be far more entertaining. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sizes
« on: 04 September 2014, 20:59:43 »
;D Are you east European by any chance... :y

My wife says..........


As you can see, Clint Eastwood always did have poor taste in women. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sizes
« on: 04 September 2014, 19:53:45 »
Just watching tely, which is rare anyway.
And guess what it's about girls and sizes.

New common size of females in the uk - size 14/16

Why? Because they are too lazy doing some about there figure?
Giving up on there life?

Sorry, call me old fashioned but a good looking girl in my eyes are slim, and has long hairs.

Fat, scruffy cleaners close and shirt hairs point them allways in a picture of a single mum with 5,4 kids living in a council house and take whatever comes along.

Size 10/12 with a good shape and long hairs, nothing beats this.

There just was one on, and talked about why she gone to a size 24 in 4 years.
Stress with kids, no boyfriend in sight and too much cheap chocolate around.
What a cheap excuse. Lol



What do you think about female and big sizes?


This used to be true but many girls are clean shaven these days.... ::) ::) ::) :D ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Beheading
« on: 04 September 2014, 17:41:08 »
In Edmonton, North London! Woman found beheaded in back garden :o
Gawd only knows what that's all about, but a bloody awful way to go :'(

Why? I can think of a thousand worse ways. I should imagine that would be very quick.

My new chainsaw is excellent. May I practice on you please?

Thanks in advance. :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Cheap Cav SRI project anyone?
« on: 04 September 2014, 14:38:49 »
I remember in 1986 I briefly had a 1 year old company 1.8 SRi hatchback.

It was like a rocket on rails at 130 mph, and just was a pleasure to drive. The company then decided that I should have a brand new Carlton 2.0 GL, which was good but so boring after the SRi!! :D :D :D ;)

Far too quick for a 'mere woman'. ;D ;D

Surely they could have sourced you a Hillman Imp or a sedate old Humber, Lizzie.

Far more fitting for someone of the female gender. :)


Now that I would have loved Opti! 8) 8) 8) :D :D :y

Super Snipe or Imperial, Lizzie?

I can almost detect the aroma of the finest leather and wood as I type this. :y :-* :-* :-* :-*

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General Discussion Area / Re: What was that
« on: 04 September 2014, 14:19:55 »
A pigeon hit my chest whilst i was on my cbr1000 at 60mph ... that did hurt  :(

CBR 1000.....nice bike. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dark web
« on: 04 September 2014, 14:18:06 »
Rumour has it that  Chinese, American and British governments are closely monitoring Wakefield for subversives. ::) ::) :)
They won't find any, we're all on the dark web up here. ;D

I must look into this TOR thingy. :y.

I don't quite understand what it is but I shall look into it all the same.

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General Car Chat / Re: Cheap Cav SRI project anyone?
« on: 04 September 2014, 14:11:43 »
I remember in 1986 I briefly had a 1 year old company 1.8 SRi hatchback.

It was like a rocket on rails at 130 mph, and just was a pleasure to drive. The company then decided that I should have a brand new Carlton 2.0 GL, which was good but so boring after the SRi!! :D :D :D ;)

Far too quick for a 'mere woman'. ;D ;D

Surely they could have sourced you a Hillman Imp or a sedate old Humber, Lizzie.

Far more fitting for someone of the female gender. :)

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