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Thats embarrassing...
« on: 12 April 2017, 17:22:31 »
Here I am, laying in bath, she's brought me up my cuppa and a Cadbury Mini Roll.

Just dropped a large chunk of mini roll in the bath. Looks like I've shat myself.

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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #1 on: 12 April 2017, 17:40:41 »
Every day is a school day... :D
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #2 on: 12 April 2017, 18:27:09 »
That's one of the most feeble excuses Ive heard for loss of bowel control.  ::)
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #3 on: 12 April 2017, 19:24:27 »
Can't remember the last time I had a bath ........

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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #4 on: 12 April 2017, 19:31:02 »
Quote from: Lincs Robert on 12 April 2017, 19:24:27
Can't remember the last time I had a bath ........
We noticed....

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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #5 on: 12 April 2017, 19:41:04 »
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #6 on: 12 April 2017, 19:49:47 »
If this Embraer 175 sh!tbox (courtesy of FlyMayBe) ever gets off the ground, I'm heading for one as hot as I can stand it with half a bottle of pinotage and some dark chocolate.  :y
« Last Edit: 12 April 2017, 19:51:43 by jimmy944 »
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #7 on: 12 April 2017, 20:19:52 »
It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised......  :o  :D  ;D
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #8 on: 12 April 2017, 20:22:28 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 April 2017, 20:19:52
It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised......  :o  :D  ;D
.......that you had, in fact, shit yourself and you'd just eaten a turd.
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #9 on: 12 April 2017, 20:47:01 »
Quote from: STEMO on 12 April 2017, 20:22:28
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 April 2017, 20:19:52
It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised......  :o  :D  ;D
.......that you had, in fact, shit yourself and you'd just eaten a turd.

Yes just to make it clear for the stupid!  :-X  ;D
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #10 on: 12 April 2017, 21:08:33 »
I nearly p*ssed myself larfin' at the last two posts!  :-[  :y ;D

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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #11 on: 12 April 2017, 21:13:18 »
Quote from: STEMO on 12 April 2017, 20:22:28
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 April 2017, 20:19:52
It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised......  :o  :D  ;D
.......that you had, in fact, shit yourself and you'd just eaten a turd.

I bet STEMO is a bundle of laughs and suspense at the cinema when he's seen the film before. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #12 on: 12 April 2017, 21:29:31 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 12 April 2017, 21:13:18
Quote from: STEMO on 12 April 2017, 20:22:28
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 April 2017, 20:19:52
It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised......  :o  :D  ;D
.......that you had, in fact, shit yourself and you'd just eaten a turd.

I bet STEMO is a bundle of laughs and suspense at the cinema when he's seen the film before. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #13 on: 13 April 2017, 08:13:38 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 April 2017, 20:19:52
It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised......  :o  :D  ;D

You think he's going to admit to it here? ;)
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #14 on: 13 April 2017, 08:37:17 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 13 April 2017, 08:13:38
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 April 2017, 20:19:52
It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised......  :o  :D  ;D

You think he's going to admit to it here? ;)
He's done worse... ::)
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