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[STEMO]

It's a bank holiday weekend, and it's going to be warm, or even hot...right? We've known about this since last weekend, right? People are going to fire up the barbecue, right?
Just been to Asda, not a fickin burger or a sausage in sight, just empty shelves. Tossers.

[Bigron]

That's because it's  bank holiday weekend, and it's going to be warm, or even hot...right? We've known about this since last weekend, right? People are going to fire up the barbecue, right? 

Ron.

[Mister Rog]

It's a bank holiday weekend, and it's going to be warm, or even hot...right? We've known about this since last weekend, right? People are going to fire up the barbecue, right?
Just been to Asda, not a fickin burger or a sausage in sight, just empty shelves. Tossers.

Forward planning. Buy early   

You could always go vegetarian . . . .  Y'know charred peppers and quorn and stuff 

[STEMO]

I'm not having a barbie doll, I'm off to Whitby.  But all the overweight bints, shopping for their overweight husbands, and with two overweight children in tow, were most indignant. 

[Kevin Wood]

Welcome to modern shops and JnqIT deliveries. On Tuesday it'll rain and they'll be tripping over bags of charcoal.

[Doctor Gollum]

Welcome to modern shops and JnqIT deliveries. On Tuesday it'll rain and they'll be tripping over bags of charcoal.

That'll learn the bastids

[plym ian]

I'm not having a barbie doll, I'm off to Whitby.  But all the overweight bints, shopping for their overweight husbands, and with two overweight children in tow, were most indignant. 

Thought you'd see me

[Mr Skrunts]

It's a bank holiday weekend, and it's going to be warm, or even hot...right? We've known about this since last weekend, right? People are going to fire up the barbecue, right?
Just been to Asda, not a fickin burger or a sausage in sight, just empty shelves. Tossers.

Go to Tesco instead. 

[tunnie]

It's a bank holiday weekend, and it's going to be warm, or even hot...right? We've known about this since last weekend, right? People are going to fire up the barbecue, right?
Just been to Asda, not a fickin burger or a sausage in sight, just empty shelves. Tossers.

Try Costco, their meat is seriously good. Already have some beef in the fridge, might have a BBQ tonight. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

It's a bank holiday weekend, and it's going to be warm, or even hot...right? We've known about this since last weekend, right? People are going to fire up the barbecue, right?
Just been to Asda, not a fickin burger or a sausage in sight, just empty shelves. Tossers.

Try Costco, their meat is seriously good. Already have some beef in the fridge, might have a BBQ tonight. 

I'll second that.  My freezer is always full of Costco meat and fish. 

[tunnie]

It's a bank holiday weekend, and it's going to be warm, or even hot...right? We've known about this since last weekend, right? People are going to fire up the barbecue, right?
Just been to Asda, not a fickin burger or a sausage in sight, just empty shelves. Tossers.

Try Costco, their meat is seriously good. Already have some beef in the fridge, might have a BBQ tonight. 

I'll second that.  My freezer is always full of Costco meat and fish. 

Same, you have to buy big packs, but last time we had a heat wave I bought a load and stuck some in the freezer. Tonight some will get defrosted for tomorrow, saves the normal rush at times like this. Stock up when the weather is not so good. 

[Viral_Jim]

So how does Costco work? I've never had cause to visit one. Do you have to (pretend to) have a business or can Joe Public visit also?

[tunnie]

So how does Costco work? I've never had cause to visit one. Do you have to (pretend to) have a business or can Joe Public visit also?

Certain companies are 'on the list' e.g. Sky are, so I'm a normal member. But if you have a company, it's easy and you can be trade and claim VAT back.

There is good stuff there, not all is cheap but generally it's very good. I like the fact they pack the trolley for you at the till 

[TD]

Its easy, goto a butchers shop....you know, those shops, usually in the high street, that just sell meat! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's a bank holiday weekend, and it's going to be warm, or even hot...right? We've known about this since last weekend, right? People are going to fire up the barbecue, right?
Just been to Asda, not a fickin burger or a sausage in sight, just empty shelves. Tossers.

How about road kill as an alternative? Enough cheap booze and nobody will notice.