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[Sir Tigger KC]

Not that one

Racist 

Not at all. If she were white, she wouldn't be any less stupid. Or inept. 

And she'd still have a huge arse! 

[Doctor Gollum]

Indeed

[Raeturbo]

And just as stupid

[Raeturbo]

Sorry just seen that was said, although worth repeating, she’s a thick horrible fool, and that’s her attributes.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Sorry just seen that was said, although worth repeating, she’s a thick horrible fool, and that’s her attributes.

Shaggable bit of black?.....

[Raeturbo]

Good god man... that’s truly unshaggable mun👀💩

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Good god man... that’s truly unshaggable mun👀💩

You protest too much........15 pints of 'wifebeater' and some magic mushrooms and you'd be well away.

We've all been there, sadly.....

[Doctor Gollum]

Good god man... that’s truly unshaggable mun👀💩

You protest too much........15 pints of 'wifebeater' and some magic mushrooms and you'd be well away.

We've all been there, sadly.....

Well, not there exactly... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Good god man... that’s truly unshaggable mun👀💩

You protest too much........15 pints of 'wifebeater' and some magic mushrooms and you'd be well away.

We've all been there, sadly.....

Well, not there exactly... 

Fibber.

[Raeturbo]

Good god man... that’s truly unshaggable mun👀💩

You protest too much........15 pints of 'wifebeater' and some magic mushrooms and you'd be well away.

We've all been there, sadly.....

                I couldn’t shag that even with someone else’s dick with all that and a bottle of Spirytus on top!! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Good god man... that’s truly unshaggable mun👀💩

You protest too much........15 pints of 'wifebeater' and some magic mushrooms and you'd be well away.

We've all been there, sadly.....

                I couldn’t shag that even with someone else’s dick with all that and a bottle of Spirytus on top!!

The sex may not be that bad........it's the realisation of what you have done when you wake up the next morning that will haunt you for the rest of your days.

[Mr Skrunts]

One of my favs on the list.

[456lbft]

Who would you vote for this years - Past winners list.

    1976 — Barbara Windsor
    1981 — Felicity Kendal 
    1982 — Suzi Quatro
    1983 — Lulu 
    1984 — Elaine Paige
    1985 — Lynsey de Paul
    1986 — Anneka Rice and Michael Barrymore
    1987 — Anita Dobson
    1988 — Su Pollard
    1989 — No Competition
    1990 — No Competition
    1991 — Marina Ogilvy
    1992 — Ulrika Jonsson
    1993 — Sarah Lancashire
    1994 — Mandy Smith and Richard Fairbrass
    1995 — No Competition
    1996 — Tracy Shaw
    1997 — Melinda Messenger and Gary Barlow
    1998 — Carol Smillie and Frank Skinner
    1999 — Denise van Outen and Robbie Williams
    2000 — Jane Danson and Graham Norton
    2001 — Claire Sweeney and John Altman
    2002 — Charlotte Church and Scott Wright
    2003 — Natasha Hamilton and Ronan Keating
    2004 — Alex Best and Aled Haydn Jones
    2005 — Nell McAndrew and Will Young
    2006 — Javine Hylton and Ian Wright
    2007 — Siân Lloyd and Lee Mead
    2008 — Jennifer Ellison and Ryan Thomas
    2009 — Rachel Stevens and Russell Watson
    2010 — Fiona Bruce and Ricky Whittle
    2011 — Carol Vorderman    and Anton du Beke
    2012 — Shobna Gulati and John Barrowman
    2013 — Flavia Cacace and Vincent Simone
    2014 — Carol Vorderman    and Olly Murs
    2015 — Kym Marsh and Daniel Radcliffe
    2016 — Jennifer Metcalfe and Tom Hiddleston
    2017 — Rachel Riley and Idris Elba
    2018 — Michelle Keegan and Aidan Turner
    2019 — Amanda Holden    and Andy Murray

Somehow I am looking at the second half of this list and wondering whether they'd fancy each other and if so what the offspring of each winning pair would be like... (ETA 2013 pair were a couple)