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Sir Tigger KC

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In The Beginning....
« on: 05 February 2019, 18:41:39 »
Seen elsewhere and it explains everything!  :y

What if Mars has water on it because we used to live there and we messed up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to earth with only Adam and Eve in it and the pod was the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs?

 ???  ;D
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #1 on: 05 February 2019, 18:52:34 »
No discussion required then. ;D
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #2 on: 05 February 2019, 19:04:02 »
Do you know that if you can travel at close to the speed of light you can effectively freeze time. :)
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #3 on: 05 February 2019, 19:38:52 »
I will have a pint of whatever it is you are drinking.

Tradesmen still here 4 hours after they said they wouldbe finished. Live fused wires just cut. I think they are from Mars.

PS if you havent seen it The Martian. Great film
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #4 on: 05 February 2019, 21:59:44 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 05 February 2019, 18:41:39
Seen elsewhere and it explains everything!  :y

What if Mars has water on it because we used to live there and we messed up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to earth with only Adam and Eve in it and the pod was the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs?

 ??? ;D


Somebody has been reading about holistic detectives.........
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #5 on: 06 February 2019, 09:10:54 »
Quote from: Nick W on 05 February 2019, 21:59:44
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 05 February 2019, 18:41:39
Seen elsewhere and it explains everything!  :y

What if Mars has water on it because we used to live there and we messed up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to earth with only Adam and Eve in it and the pod was the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs?

 ??? ;D


Somebody has been reading about holistic detectives.........

.........or Chariots of The Gods :D :D ;)
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #6 on: 06 February 2019, 11:05:33 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 06 February 2019, 09:10:54
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.........or Chariots of The Gods :D :D ;)

Wasn't there a book called ... Was God an Astronaut?  :-\
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #7 on: 06 February 2019, 11:14:15 »
Quote from: Andy B on 06 February 2019, 11:05:33
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 06 February 2019, 09:10:54
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.........or Chariots of The Gods :D :D ;)

Wasn't there a book called ... Was God an Astronaut?  :-\
The religion of Scientology is formed on such a theory.
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #8 on: 06 February 2019, 11:36:56 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 February 2019, 11:14:15
The religion of Scientology is formed on such a theory massive recreational drug use and a desire to make money.

 ;D (Both are true, mind)
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #9 on: 06 February 2019, 11:38:59 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 06 February 2019, 11:36:56
Quote from: STEMO on 06 February 2019, 11:14:15
The religion of Scientology is formed on such a theory massive recreational drug use and a desire to make money.

 ;D (Both are true, mind)
So God really was an astronaut...
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #10 on: 06 February 2019, 11:57:09 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 06 February 2019, 11:38:59
Quote from: aaronjb on 06 February 2019, 11:36:56
Quote from: STEMO on 06 February 2019, 11:14:15
The religion of Scientology is formed on such a theory massive recreational drug use and a desire to make money.

 ;D (Both are true, mind)
So God really was an astronaut...
According to Faithless, he is a DJ. :-\
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #11 on: 06 February 2019, 12:00:29 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 February 2019, 11:57:09
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 06 February 2019, 11:38:59
Quote from: aaronjb on 06 February 2019, 11:36:56
Quote from: STEMO on 06 February 2019, 11:14:15
The religion of Scientology is formed on such a theory massive recreational drug use and a desire to make money.

 ;D (Both are true, mind)
So God really was an astronaut...
According to Faithless, he is a DJ. :-\

This is ... not a reference that I'd expect a man of your years to make.
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #12 on: 06 February 2019, 12:00:34 »
Aye, and God is dead according to Black Sabbath. :)
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #13 on: 06 February 2019, 12:01:28 »
Which is an awesome track. IMO.
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Re: In The Beginning....
« Reply #14 on: 06 February 2019, 12:37:19 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 February 2019, 11:57:09
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 06 February 2019, 11:38:59
Quote from: aaronjb on 06 February 2019, 11:36:56
Quote from: STEMO on 06 February 2019, 11:14:15
The religion of Scientology is formed on such a theory massive recreational drug use and a desire to make money.

 ;D (Both are true, mind)
So God really was an astronaut...
According to Faithless, he is a DJ. :-\
You don't think I was going to let all that ecstasy and charlie pass me by just because of something as trivial as age?
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